Mistrunner Posted November 18, 2015 Author Posted November 18, 2015 "Memes!" Mistrunner cries, jumping over a couch and two beanbags to get to where they're hovering in the air. She makes a few more. First, a confession as to why this has taken me so long: But anyway. The Awkward Meme Show will commence. 2
Mistrunner Posted November 18, 2015 Author Posted November 18, 2015 How goes the Awkwardness? "A visitor!" Mistrunner cries, jumping over two more sofas and a couple unsuspecting readers and somehow managing to trip while in midair. "The Awkwardness goes well, Kipper," she mumbles from her faceplant on a beanbag.
Amrynn he/him Posted November 18, 2015 Posted November 18, 2015 Amrynn calmly walks over to Summer and places a hand on her shoulder. "Did you just finish 'Hero of Ages' feel the strong compulsion to tell someone about it?" He asked. "If so, it's pretty common." 1
Mistrunner Posted November 18, 2015 Author Posted November 18, 2015 Mistrunner mutters something, voice continuing to be muffled by the beanbag, indignantly about how she just did a faceplant and nobody cares. 2
Grey Knight Posted November 19, 2015 Posted November 19, 2015 "It's a beanbag. You are absolutely fine," Thow says, somehow hearing Mistrunner. 1
Amrynn he/him Posted November 19, 2015 Posted November 19, 2015 Amrynn tries to help Mistrunner off of the bean bag to save her from even more indignity. 1
Guest Posted November 19, 2015 Posted November 19, 2015 Kipper...he just...stands there. And stares. And stares. What-what has this guild come to? One line RPs and mumbling into beanbags? It was once so glorious! This is NOT the Awkwardness I once knew!
The Honor Spren she/her Posted November 19, 2015 Posted November 19, 2015 "Huzzah!" shouts Maggie as she runs around, "It is I! I have recovered from my sickness and am able to talk like a human being again!' "Not that you ever spoke normally in the first place." mutters Opal. "Hey! Anyway, greetings of mine to you, Kipper!" Maggie shouts this from across the hall of awkward. She had been getting into what people considered their "personal space," or what ever. She was taking no chances, this time. "Have you read any good books lately?!" 1
Guest Posted November 19, 2015 Posted November 19, 2015 Please hold while I think of an appropriate RP for totally and completely obliterating the potato.
Mistrunner Posted November 19, 2015 Author Posted November 19, 2015 Mistrunner gets up off the beanbag and grins. "Finally! I'm free!" She then runs around the room singing "Born Free" at the top of her lungs and nearly crashes into Kipper. She starts shaking his hand madly instead. "Would you like a bookie? I just made a good batch of Sazeds half an hour ago! They're a bit bland-looking, but the filling is delicious."
Citadel16 he/him Posted November 20, 2015 Posted November 20, 2015 I will make fun of the unmakefunnableI shall be frustrating when people hate me for itI will not reuse jokes on pain of being dunked in a highstorm only the truly worthy can read this post haha! guess what I just did? you'll have to figure it out...
Amrynn he/him Posted November 20, 2015 Posted November 20, 2015 Amrynn's eyes widened, head snapping up from "Elantris" and he jumped up, hurrying over to Summer and Kipper, unaware of the motivations behind Summer's ambush. "READ ELANTRIS!" He exclaimed, tossing to volume at Kipper's dazed form before tripping over one of the numerous beanbags that always seem to trip people. Unfazed by his fall, he jumped back up to his knees. "That might just be one of the most epic and sequal-deserving climaxes I've ever read!" 1
Grey Knight Posted November 21, 2015 Posted November 21, 2015 Kipper...he just...stands there. And stares. And stares. What-what has this guild come to? One line RPs and mumbling into beanbags? It was once so glorious! This is NOT the Awkwardness I once knew! "Technically, I'm not a Knight Awkward. I haven't joined yet." "MISTBORN!" Summmer shouted, enraged. She pounded Amrynn with all seventy two (well, in real life it's only 4 of Mistborn 1) copies of Mistborn 1. "BUT YOU HAVE TO READ IT NOW!" Summer jumped onto Amrynn and threw a Mistborn style birthday party! (Even though all of my friends haven't even read it) She gave out seven hardback copies, all signed for each person! (one paperback for everyone). And then she walked off, smug, to reread Mistborn for the billionth and first time. Thow just stares at Summer. "... That broke so many laws of physics, I'm surprised we didn't all disappear." 2
WayneSpren he/him Posted November 21, 2015 Posted November 21, 2015 "I JUST REREAD IT FOR THE ONE BILLIONTH TIME! OF COURSE I HAVE TO TELL YOU! AND HAVE YOU READ THE BILLIONARE'S EXCLUSIVE COPY OF MISTBORN TRILOGIES? READ MISTBORN FOR THE BILLIONTH TIME NOW!" Then Summer blushed. "Wait. I wasn't supposed to share it. ANYWAY, I'm now officially an Uber-Mistborn-Geek! SQUEE!"" Summer continued to throw Mistborns at people. Can you throw a Mistborn at me? I lent my copy to my grandfather, who closely resembles Grandpa Smedry. 1
WayneSpren he/him Posted November 21, 2015 Posted November 21, 2015 "OF COURSE!" Summer then shoved a billion copies, most of which she'd only read sixteen times, into WayneSpren's face. And I don't own a copy of the Well of Ascension. Can I have one (or a billion) please? 1
Stormgate he/him Posted November 23, 2015 Posted November 23, 2015 Theoryweavers I will speculate even if there is nothing to speculate upon I will ask the questions which have not been asked I will connect that which has not been connected Do we have a Herald yet? Also, can we get Surges based on the Orders presented? Theoryweavers would share Surges with the Referencecallers and the Theorydancers. Perhaps the Surges of Information and Curiosity? The Shipwards have no Oaths after the second, they just orchestrate shippings. [i have found itmy peopleNo clue if I'll rp. We'll see.] You want a lowercase 'i' to get the italics right. 1
Curiosity he/him Posted November 24, 2015 Posted November 24, 2015 I nominate Skaa as the Herald of Theoryweavers. And maybe Kobold for the Quipsmiths. 2
Allomancy she/her Posted November 26, 2015 Posted November 26, 2015 (edited) The REAL Allomancy comes in, sees the copy of herself, an says, "REALLY? I was gone for a small amount of time, and THIS happens. My spren just can't stay where it's supposed to be. Come on Sequence." The other Allomancy becomes a little mass of swirling lines, and goes over to the real Allomancy. "Sorry master," it hums. "Anyway, I'm going by Ally now." Allomancy says. She turns to mistrunner. "I brought some bookies, since I figured Sequence," she shoots eye daggers at the cryptic, "would eat a lot of yours." "Mmmmmmm. LIES," Sequence hums. "It's not lies, it's what you did." She retorts. Ally then goes over to a wall, grabs a bean bag, and sits on it, opening a book. Edited November 26, 2015 by Allomancy 1
Mistrunner Posted November 27, 2015 Author Posted November 27, 2015 Theoryweavers I will speculate even if there is nothing to speculate upon I will ask the questions which have not been asked I will connect that which has not been connected Do we have a Herald yet? Also, can we get Surges based on the Orders presented? Theoryweavers would share Surges with the Referencecallers and the Theorydancers. Perhaps the Surges of Information and Curiosity? The Shipwards have no Oaths after the second, they just orchestrate shippings. Mistrunner greets Stormgate with an enthusiastic handshake and plate of bookies. "Welcome! How was the journey up the mountain? Not too many billy goats attacked you, I hope?" She paused. "And the thing about surges and Heralds and stuff... Well, we're working on that. Rusting inconvenient, not knowing what your magical abilities are." She looked around the room, noticing Ally. "Heyo! Welcome back, I think, if that other Allomancy wasn't... you... I think... Ah, well, anyways. Anybody want to help discover their magical powers?!" Mistrunner waggles her fingers in a strange attempt to look magic-y.
Allomancy she/her Posted November 29, 2015 Posted November 29, 2015 Ally laughs at mistrunner's finger waggling and replies, "It was my spren, Sequence. He's a cryptic."
Oversleep Posted November 29, 2015 Posted November 29, 2015 (edited) I believe some of Knights Awkward here may also want to join my Orders of Knights Theoretic. Thus, I propose an alliance. Edited November 29, 2015 by Oversleep
Allomancy she/her Posted November 30, 2015 Posted November 30, 2015 Ally looks over at the newcomer and states. "Arg. Must ... resist.... Must... stay... loyal... to... Knights.... awkward....." she says this with a strained voice, then continues reading.
Oversleep Posted November 30, 2015 Posted November 30, 2015 (edited) Newcomer said "I don't forbid my Knights from being members of other organizations, even other formations of Knights. You don't need to abandon your comrades nor your titles. Come and together we shall craft theories not seen before! Theories which will make earth and sky tremble in their foundations! Come and speak again the ancient oaths!" Edited November 30, 2015 by Oversleep
Allomancy she/her Posted November 30, 2015 Posted November 30, 2015 Ally asks, "could I bring some bookies?"
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