The Knights Awkward

[Allomancy she/her]

Ally turns into a potato.

...and falls from the ceiling where she was previously perched.

Edited January 25, 2016 by Allomancy

[Mistrunner]

Allomantist ([reference] can I call you Al? [/reference]) is accepted into the Order of the Knights Awkward.

 

Ally is stared at with great confusion.

Edited January 25, 2016 by Mistrunner

[CarolaDavar she/her]

Yeah, whether he says yes or not, I am now calling him Al

[ChickenPlague he/him]

"Oh yeah by tge way I want to be an Alleywatcher. I had the oaths written down somewhere, but I think I left them with my Rhy-donkey Gelbhoof. I'll be back in a minute"

[Allomancy she/her]

Ally turns back into whatever she was before (human? Who knows). She stands up, looks around, then runs outside.

(The room starts to shift, and expand)

Ally comes running* back in to the room, hauling a huge bean bag, and, somehow, a large plate of bookies, no Sadeas flavored. She swings the bean bag down, and plops down and opens a book(how did she get a book?). She reaches over and grabs a bookie. Or two.

*she was sorta running, but the bean bag made it hard.

[Lilamal he/him]

What is this "social life" everyone is talking about? Do I even need one if I have the 17th Shard? Probably not.

[Alomantisist he/him]

*casually munches on Spook bookie*

[ChickenPlague he/him]

*casually munches on Spook bookie*

How old is it? It might be hemalurgic.

[CarolaDavar she/her]

Carola munches a Steris bookie. She still was unsure how to feel about the flavor of that one. Mid-bite, she set it down and munched a Marasi bookie insstead. after that she has a Wax bookie and a Wayne bookie to nom on while she continued her recently received Bands of mourning book.

[Mistrunner]

Mistrunner is so utterly engrossed with Bands of Mourning that she doesn't notice the Marasi bookie she is eating is actually a Wayne bookie in disguise. Jasper is lying on the armrest of the throne reading a very tiny copy.

[The Honor Spren she/her]

All Maggie can do is look up from her Secret History ebook and squee.

 

And squee.

 

And squee.

[RippleGylf she/her]

Ripple begins crying. "They have five copies... five whole copies of wonderful Mistborn excitement... and I still won't get it for a month..."

She then begins dolefully playing on her piccolo. Except it squeaks. A lot.

Edited January 30, 2016 by RippleGylf

[CarolaDavar she/her]

Carola joins the song, for she is unable to receive a copy of Mistborn Secret History.

[Sunbird she/her]

Tentatively Sunbird enters the room, looking around at the various Knights Awkward engrossed in their books. She takes a deep breath and declares to nobody in particular, "I wish to join the Knights Awkward, if they will have me."

 

"Books before friends.

17th Shard before the real world.

Release dates before birthdays."

[CarolaDavar she/her]

Mistrunner, We’ve got another one!!!

I'lll give him a bookie....

Her, newcomer, have a bookie, what character would you prefer

[Alomantisist he/him]

Allomantist sets a beanbag down for the newcomer. "Here, have a rusty bullet."

[Alomantisist he/him]

*accidentally bumps into CarolaDavar*

"Umm... sorry about that, I was just going to get a new batch actually!"

[CarolaDavar she/her]

Oh, we still have a Alcatraz bookie........

[Alomantisist he/him]

Alomantist returns with a table on his head. Why does he have a table on his head? In any case as he sets it down, several plates of bookies appear...

As well as a small army of weasels unfortunately.

"Where did those weasels come from?"

[Sunbird she/her]

Sunbird becomes a little flustered at all the attention she has garnered. She bows to hide her blush and says, "I'll gladly accept an Alcatraz bookie, provided it is nothing like the hemalurgic cookie I was offered by an unsavory character earlier. I turned him down, of course."

 

Dodging a weasel scampering past her feet, Sunbird attempts to sit down in a dignified way on the beanbag Alomantisist has brought in, but another weasel trips her and instead she flops down haphazardly. Attempting to salvage some semblance of composure, she blurts out in high speed, "I believe I am best suited to the life of a Forumlurker! I will read that which has not been read. I will stay silent amongst many words. I will enjoy without being upvoted."

[CarolaDavar she/her]

Good for you.... Carola sits back down to start reading Elantris

[Mistrunner]

Mistrunner stands, reading off of a paper she's been working on. "Noble Sunbird, your Words have been accepted. Join the order of the Forumlurkers with dignity and..." She squints at the paper. "Does this say honor or hamburger? Honor! And honor." Exhausted by this speech, she flops back into her seat and stuffs a whole tray of bookies into he mouth.

[ChickenPlague he/him]

Chicken runs out and comes back with a frayed cloth cowered in strange markings that may be Chicken's handwriting.

"I will offer spikes to those who have not been spiked.I will sustain the knowledge of Hemalurgy because it is fun.I will seek to avoid being avoided in dark alleys."

"I hope you will excuse my lack of delicious lies, but I am afraid the Light requires me to be honest regarding hemalurgy.", he explains.

[Alomantisist he/him]

"Your cookies will be watched." Said the properly named Al. He eyed Chicken carfully, hand on his blade.

Edited February 2, 2016 by Alomantisist

[Kit]

Kit treads lightly into the room. Pausing to survey her surroundings with a well-practiced look of indifference, she sighs and flops onto one of the many bean bags that have made their home on the ground nearest her. "I sense food, books, and a general sense of awkward comradery here. Might I stay?"

Books before friends.

17th Shard before the real world.

Release dates before birthdays.