Edgedancer he/him Posted August 5, 2014 Posted August 5, 2014 When your Profile-picture is a pony designed after an Epic. 2
Kobold King he/him Posted August 5, 2014 Posted August 5, 2014 When your Profile-picture is a pony designed after an Epic. When you inadvertently start an Epic pony craze. 4
Left he/him Posted August 5, 2014 Posted August 5, 2014 I doubt that it was inadvertent, just like any inconsistency that brandon does is totally on purpose 2
bookspren Posted August 5, 2014 Posted August 5, 2014 When you get fed up with bureaucracy and mutter "Obligators, ugh!" 5
Starspren Posted August 11, 2014 Posted August 11, 2014 when you wish you could use Stormlight or Pewter to heal moskitobites immediately and therefore don't have to worry about them anymore. 3
Fatebreaker he/him Posted August 13, 2014 Posted August 13, 2014 when you look for cookies whenever you pass by a dark alley. 3
Kobold King he/him Posted August 13, 2014 Posted August 13, 2014 when you look for cookies whenever you pass by a dark alley. When you offer people cookies as they pass by your dark alley. 2
Fatebreaker he/him Posted August 13, 2014 Posted August 13, 2014 (edited) When you think of hemalurgy every time someone offers you a cookie. Edited August 13, 2014 by Fatebreaker 4
Delightful Posted August 13, 2014 Posted August 13, 2014 When you think of hemalurgy every time someone offers you a cookie. When this makes you think of Horcruxes, and you start wondering if Voldemort was actually an Inquisitor or something. 2
Left he/him Posted August 13, 2014 Posted August 13, 2014 When you used chull as an expletive in real life often. 3
Kobold King he/him Posted August 13, 2014 Posted August 13, 2014 When you used chull as an expletive in real life often. Cosmere curses are starvin' awesome. 1
Baine he/him Posted August 14, 2014 Posted August 14, 2014 (edited) When your first thoughts about fight scenes in movies (Captain America 2) is WWKD? What would Kaladin do? And then you cry because there is no SA movie yet. Or any Cosmere movie. Edited August 14, 2014 by Baine
bookspren Posted August 14, 2014 Posted August 14, 2014 When snapping green beans makes you think of Allomancy. 4
SmurfAquamarineBodies he/him Posted August 15, 2014 Posted August 15, 2014 When snapping green beans makes you think of Allomancy. When people say this and you wonder which misting it would be most annoying for the green bean to be. Steel or Iron I think. 1
Kobold King he/him Posted August 15, 2014 Posted August 15, 2014 When people say this and you wonder which misting it would be most annoying for the green bean to be. Steel or Iron I think. I think attempting to eat a Pewterarm green bean would be one of the most annoying, slightly painful experiences in your life. 5
Delightful Posted August 16, 2014 Posted August 16, 2014 When someone mentions the word 'pattern' and your immediate reaction is "mmmmm.....lies...." When you decide Black Widow is a Bridge Four member because she appears to have their arm patch. (Or some other Rosharan secret society. You never really know ) 6
Starspren Posted August 16, 2014 Posted August 16, 2014 when you're pretty sure that it's spelled 'liebrarian' and not librarian'. 3
Paragrin she/her Posted August 18, 2014 Posted August 18, 2014 When you wanna be where the /novels/ are. 1
Fatebreaker he/him Posted August 19, 2014 Posted August 19, 2014 when you come up with Sanderson/Disney crossovers. Kaladdin: the story of a poor boy who gains magic powers thanks to a floating blue magical friend and embarks on a wild adventure. The Hunchback of Kredik Shaw The Jungle Book of Endless Pages Chosen: Elsa Davar is hiding from a terrible secret. Her parents are dead, she has strange powers she doesn't understand, and the fate of her family and the entire kingdom rests on her shoulders. 12
Paragrin she/her Posted August 20, 2014 Posted August 20, 2014 ...those work alarmingly well... The Little Mistborn Vinderella: Girl sees guy who's way out of her league at ball, hides her poor birth to be with him, ends up ruler. Awoken: Kid is taken to location out of society for possessing vast magical power, raised in ignorance, love interest enters and teaches ways of the world, clause in the magic is used to defeat villain. (Otherwise known as, you never realized Warbreaker was just a genderswapped Tangled...) The Princess and the Returned: Girl is about to fulfill her life's goal when it is taken from her, meets transformed ruler with backstory with the bad guys, has adventures. Beauty and the Releaser 5
Khyrindor he/him Posted August 21, 2014 Posted August 21, 2014 (edited) The Shardblade in the Stone (we all know the Shardblade was still alive and was waiting for someone worthy with the right mindset). Urithiru (Instead of Atlantis) Edited August 21, 2014 by Khyrindor 4
Fatebreaker he/him Posted August 21, 2014 Posted August 21, 2014 (edited) I feel like this should be a separate topic. Creating it now. There we go: http://www.17thshard.com/forum/topic/15849-disney-and-the-cosmere/ Edited August 21, 2014 by Fatebreaker
Fatebreaker he/him Posted August 21, 2014 Posted August 21, 2014 When you make Lego cosmere minifigs. 1
wordspren Posted August 22, 2014 Posted August 22, 2014 When you check Brandon's website at least twice each week, usually more. 1
Curiosity he/him Posted August 22, 2014 Posted August 22, 2014 When you somehow interpret '¾ lb' in your brain as "Yalb". 10
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