Fatebreaker he/him Posted July 22, 2014 Posted July 22, 2014 (edited) Whenever you're climbing something you think, "Man, this would be alot easier if I could use Friction." I know some of you want to point out that it would be even easier with Gravitation, but that takes all the fun out of it. Edited July 22, 2014 by Fatebreaker 1
Baine he/him Posted July 22, 2014 Posted July 22, 2014 When ever you read a good fantasy novel and think, "That was good, but it wasn't Sanderson..." YES! That's my main complaint with Sanderson Novels. My fantasy novel reading rate has sharply dropped off since I read his books. 4
Swimmingly he/him Posted July 22, 2014 Posted July 22, 2014 Whenever you're climbing something you think, "Man, this would be alot easier if I could use Friction." I know some of you want to point out that it would be even easier with Gravitation, but that takes all the fun out of it. How about Lurching? You get to rappel everywhere, and you can use a grappling hook without any rope. Imagine, if you will, a warehouse store like Costco. You can walk upside down on the rafters. If that doesn't sell you, I don't know what will. 4
Fatebreaker he/him Posted July 22, 2014 Posted July 22, 2014 How about Lurching? You get to rappel everywhere, and you can use a grappling hook without any rope. Imagine, if you will, a warehouse store like Costco. You can walk upside down on the rafters. If that doesn't sell you, I don't know what will. Yeah, but that's a different kind of fun than climbing. 2
Melaan Posted July 22, 2014 Posted July 22, 2014 When you start thinking that your neon green colored Kool-aid would be an awesome color for a spren.When a friend mentioning a sanderson book suddenly makes your horrible day a perfect day instead. When you don't care your spouse is not turning out the lights until 3 in the morning because he's reading Words of Radiance. 6
Curiosity he/him Posted July 22, 2014 Posted July 22, 2014 When you start wondering how the trend of hiding secret doors behind bookcases got started. Then you realize that there is a perfectly logical reason for this, but you don't want to say, or otherwise you might end up with the talking dinosaurs… (Some evil Librarian is having a really good laugh about this, since no one actually checks behind bookcases for secret doors, but they do it all the time…) 3
Jo and the Bush all/any Posted July 23, 2014 Posted July 23, 2014 (edited) When people laugh at your jokes, and you translate that to Upvotes in your head. EDIT: And, not at. Edited July 23, 2014 by The Only Joe 2
Kobold King he/him Posted July 23, 2014 Posted July 23, 2014 When people laugh at your jokes, and you translate that to Upvotes in your head. When you laugh at other people's jokes and tell them "Upvote." 1
The Shadow he/him Posted July 23, 2014 Posted July 23, 2014 When your boss tells you to sort through a box of parts to weed on the ones with red spots and burrs, and you smirk because you're looking for rust and ruin. 5
Delightful Posted July 23, 2014 Posted July 23, 2014 When you wonder if a jammed door has been Lashed to its frame, and therefore wonder where Szeth is hiding. 3
Kobold King he/him Posted July 23, 2014 Posted July 23, 2014 When you wonder if a jammed door has been Lashed to its frame, and therefore wonder where Szeth is hiding. Under your bed. Shin assassins always hide under your bed. Steel Inquisitors, on the other hand, are very much on the closet end of the nocturnal monster spectrum. 8
Swimmingly he/him Posted July 23, 2014 Posted July 23, 2014 Whereas Mistborn crouch outside your window, and you REALLY don't want to know where the Dakhor hide. 8
Delightful Posted July 23, 2014 Posted July 23, 2014 Under your bed. Shin assassins always hide under your bed. Steel Inquisitors, on the other hand, are very much on the closet end of the nocturnal monster spectrum. True, but I wasn't at home.I should probably check under my bed anyway 2
Tien'sPetLurg she/her Posted July 23, 2014 Posted July 23, 2014 I'm SO not sleeping tonight. Thanks. 3
Kobold King he/him Posted July 23, 2014 Posted July 23, 2014 I'm SO not sleeping tonight. Thanks. One of the many services the 17th Shard provides. 3
Delightful Posted July 23, 2014 Posted July 23, 2014 (edited) I'm SO not sleeping tonight. Thanks. Its our pleasure. At least you'll have plenty reading material to keep you occupied in the long hours of the morning, when the light is dim and the shadows stretch out to every corner of the room... But if you're a tineye that won't bother you anyway. Tineye horror stories must involve being trapped in enclosed spaces with very loud, bright, strong-smelling monsters. Edited July 23, 2014 by Delightful 8
Kobold King he/him Posted July 23, 2014 Posted July 23, 2014 Tineye horror stories must involve being trapped in enclosed spaces with very loud, bright, strong-smelling monsters. "And as he climbed down the stairs into the basement, he got a whiff of strong perfume!" "Gasp!" 4
Swimmingly he/him Posted July 23, 2014 Posted July 23, 2014 That or things that you can't see, hear, smell, or feel despite flaring your metal, which come in and leave cuts before you can catch a glimpse. 5
Tien'sPetLurg she/her Posted July 23, 2014 Posted July 23, 2014 You know you're a fan when the prospect of a sleepless night isn't a terrible thought because it means time to read more. (or I'm used to reading far too long in the night to get much sleep anyways... 1 more chapter... 1 more chapter...) 3
Melaan Posted July 23, 2014 Posted July 23, 2014 It wouldn't be so bad staying up to read, but half the time I'm not reading; I'm laying in bed thinking about all the characters and coming up with theories and possible stories until my head wants to explode. 2
Jo and the Bush all/any Posted July 23, 2014 Posted July 23, 2014 You know you're a fan when the prospect of a sleepless night isn't a terrible thought because it means time to read more. (or I'm used to reading far too long in the night to get much sleep anyways... 1 more chapter... 1 more chapter...) Alcatraz was the worst for this. Every Chapter ended with a clifhanger. So Annoying. You Know You're a Sanderfan when you complain about how you read his book's too much, and then complain that's he hasn't published another one yet. 14
Edgedancer he/him Posted July 24, 2014 Posted July 24, 2014 When you think that Glorion from JourneyQuest would be the worst Dustbringer ever. Why? Well, on the plus side he is devoted to killing the creatures of evil. On the bad side he will even kill their childen and elderly and gave some quotes like: "I´m far to brave to grant you mercy." and "Well, I was to brave to spare the elderly." but most importantly "Killing equals Honor." 2
Kobold King he/him Posted July 24, 2014 Posted July 24, 2014 When you think that Glorion from JourneyQuest would be the worst Dustbringer ever. Why? Well, on the plus side he is devoted to killing the creatures of evil. On the bad side he will even kill their childen and elderly and gave some quotes like: "I´m far to brave to grant you mercy." and "Well, I was to brave to spare the elderly." but most importantly "Killing equals Honor." Doesn't matter. Destroyed evil. 2
Quiver he/him Posted July 26, 2014 Posted July 26, 2014 (edited) When you think that Glorion from JourneyQuest would be the worst Dustbringer ever. Why? Well, on the plus side he is devoted to killing the creatures of evil. On the bad side he will even kill their childen and elderly and gave some quotes like: "I´m far to brave to grant you mercy." and "Well, I was to brave to spare the elderly." but most importantly "Killing equals Honor."...oh god.Richard Rahl: Knight Radiant. "It's okay to take over the world when I do it!" Edited July 26, 2014 by Quiver 4
Reiyeka she/her Posted August 5, 2014 Posted August 5, 2014 When you make an expanded Excel spreadsheet of the Ten Essences chart from the Ars Arcanum so it can be color coded…so you can plan out your fan art color schemes with ease.When the question “do you think you would be able to tell if I was a kandra?” comes up during pillow talk. 8
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