You Know You're a Sanderfan When...

[Fatebreaker he/him]

When you list Sanderson among the classics you've read.

 

When you list hemalurgy as one of your hobbies.

[Fatebreaker he/him]

When you look for mysterious shadows among the spires and towers of cathedrals. 

I'll catch that Mistborn eventually, just you wait...

Edited September 15, 2014 by Fatebreaker

[Screwloose]

When you find a bottle of Goldschlager in your house and wonder if one of your housemates is actually a gold misting.

When you belive marbles could make a valid currency.

[Jo and the Bush all/any]

When you read the tags on topics just to find gems like this and this.

 

I do that in all of my Topics.

[bookspren]

When you check Brandon's official site and get really psyched because the progress bars have been updated.

 

(Shadows of Self is at 36% and Stormlight 3 Pre-writing is at 25%  *fist-pump*)

[Kobold King he/him]

When someone refers to a homeowner's association as a "HOA" and your first thought is Hero of Ages.

[Curiosity he/him]

When you look for mysterious shadows among the spires and towers of cathedrals. 

I'll catch that Mistborn eventually, just you wait...

 

When you snicker at this because you instantly think "That Mistborn would only be useful for one spike..., go hunt some Mistings instead."

[Haradion Drogon]

Washington Cathedral is impressive, but take a look at Westminster.

The Catholic Church in England had dozens of impressive Cathedrals until the reformation during which the Anglicans pinched them.

[Delightful]

When someone refers to a homeowner's association as a "HOA" and your first thought is Hero of Ages.

I read wok the cooking instrument as Way of Kings. Every. Single. Time. (which isn't all that often, but still).

[Lindel he/him]

When you see little moving lights in the night sky, and instead of thinking, "Airplane", you think, "Starspren!" 

 

Or you wake up to thunder at 3:00 AM and your first thought is literally, "This Weeping started yesterday... shouldn't be a highstorm!" 

[Fatebreaker he/him]

When you trip people and blame it on Windspren.

[mail-mi he/him]

When you almost cry because 17th shard is blocked at your school....

 

...then weep (metaphorically) for joy when the administration fixes it 

[Chrono she/her]

When you nearly get caught laughing in the middle of a quiet English classroom because you're on 17th Shard. No lie: When Tor was handing out the WoR previews, I had to catch up on the school laptop. It took every ounce of self control I had to not break out screaming in joy and frustration. It HURT.

[traceria she/her]

When you instinctively mistrust anyone with piercings because they might be hemalurgic spikes. 

 

You'd be mistrusting me, and I only have ear piercings (albeit eight of them).

[Kobold King he/him]

You'd be mistrusting me, and I only have ear piercings (albeit eight of them).

 

See? No one passes through the Dark Alley without a few "souvenirs."

[traceria she/her]

See? No one passes through the Dark Alley without a few "souvenirs."

I might have a new one I was unaware of, huh?  

[Shardcellist]

When quotes from The Way of Kings come to your mind more often than Dalinar's...

[Jo and the Bush all/any]

When you wish that Brandon would Publish The way of Kings (In World Version)

 

When you write The Book of Endless pages on the cover of your new Blank Journal.

[Fatebreaker he/him]

I might have a new one I was unaware of, huh?  

 

One? Try three or more.

[bookspren]

When you're bored waiting for class to start so you start copying the Ars Arcanum from TWoK, Radiant Oaths, and Death Rattles in the front of your notebook.

[18th Shard he/him]

When you cannot write a short short story.

[kaladin_stormblessed_]

When you read this entire topic in one afternoon.

Watching your high school age classmates jaws drop when you bring in WOK hardcover for bookclub.

When arguments with your brother turn into "Who knows more about the cosmere."

Wondering just how much speed you could tap in a race without others noticing it.

When you see a gibberish written down and wonder if its the Diagram.

When i wonder just how much mental speed i could store and still pass math class.

When you care more about impressions on seventeenth shard than with people in person.

[Curiosity he/him]

When this happens:

 

 

We just need to start a collection charity among us to buy Sanderson more Bendalloy...

 

And your instant reaction is to go to here and check it out...

 

 

 

I did some research: 

$294 per kg

I'm not sure how much time dilation that would get Brandon, but it is expensive... 

 

 

[Exit108]

When you glance at an article about ereaders and notice the page shown on the ereader is from a Brandon Sanderson novel.

 

http://www.engadget.com/2014/09/17/amazons-kindle-voyage/?ncid=edpicks&google_editors_picks=true

[Paragrin she/her]

You're reading Beowulf in English class, the teacher is talking about all the Christian references having been added after the original writing, and you're thinking Storming Hierocracy.