You Know You're a Sanderfan When...

[AonEne he/him]

16 hours ago, Ookla the Journey said:

...oh. 

Well...um...I’ll send you the .ttf files? But you’ll have to find a way to add them to your computer.

If you haven’t already started PMing people, I might recommend making one PM with everyone in it so you only have to send it once and just adding people to it. *shrugs* Seems like it’d be faster. 

On that, may I also have the files?  

[Tesh Any pronouns]

On 12/12/2019 at 8:16 PM, Ookla the Journey said:

When your replace the fonts on your computer with the steel alphabet, and with the woman’s script, and still don’t understand it.

Would you mind sending them to me as well? 

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

Me too! 

[Wyndlerunner he/him]

Same here

[Iarwainiel I she/her]

When you're SO excited to see that you just moved up a Reputation Level!! (thx to this thread among others...)

When you've already booked vacation time off work for Nov. 16-20 2020 !!!!!!!

[Brightness Warrior she/her]

When your friend notes how blue magic = gravity manipulation (in Undertale, I guess) and you have to fight to not lose your mind again!

 

(Again, as in, the first time was when she mentioned glowing eyes that indicate usage of power.)

[AonEne he/him]

When someone mentions emotionless (I don’t remember the context) and your brain goes straight to a certain roleplay character from the Shard. 

[Silva]

When you consistently have a mile long list of books on hand for friends to read and always drag them over to a certain bookshelf every time you're in a library. 

And when you look for some Sanderson books in a used bookstore, don't find any as per usual, then happily think "Good. No one was stupid enough to give them away."

[CahiraCelosial she/her]

On 5/10/2015 at 9:44 PM, Sirce Luckwielder said:

Generally, whenever I have fantasies that involve Sanderson-related material, I wonder what kinds of metalminds I could be storing st any given moment in time. If I'm in Calculus, I figure that I could store speed, weight, and a few of my senses, but I probably want to keep my sight tapped as well as my mental acuity. I'll probably keep the copper running overtime.

It's usually either that, or thinking: "If I was Obliteration, I could just go up to my teacher, say 'I'm through with this crap!' and then blow myself up, really just teleporting away while everybody thinks I commited suicide from Calc exhaustion." Does anybosy else have that fantasy, or am I the only one?

Sounds about right. I mean, math is awful.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

YKYASF when you stick one dollar bills in Sanderson books at the library for a service activity.

((also, autocorrect is slowly redeeming itself. When I typed “stick” it autocorrected to “Stick”))

[SongStorm]

You count out the hours left to State of the Sanderson 2019 and knowing the future of the Cosmere.

[Maxgy he/him]

YKYASF When you have all the Knights Radiant decals tattooed across your back.

[NorthStar she/her]

When you say "I am offend! You will apology with boots!" to your barefoot sister.

When you think your car's windshield in winter looks like the Shattered Plains.

When your NitroType name is Ryshadium.

When you create a deeply troubling Cosmere-themed Christmas carol (WoK spoilers):

Spoiler

Highstorm tonight,

A Windrunner's flight,

Oh no, it's

The Assassin in White!

Dalinar is too drunk to fight,

And Gavilar's out of Stormlight

Tonight there are secrets and screams

Tonight ends an era of peace

 

Edited December 22, 2019 by NorthStar

[CahiraCelosial she/her]

You wear a glove on your hand, and just your left hand, solely for the reference that no one, I repeat, no one, is going to get. 

[Destruction he/him]

When you spend time reading the previous states of the Sanderson. Then you laugh because you realize how much even Brandon himself didn't know how long the RIthmatist 2 would take to write. poor ignorant fans who think that there will actually ever be a sequel written to that book. Rithmatist 2 will be pushed back eventually so much that everyone knows that it just is a few more decades off. At This point sanderson would have died and there are authors whose sole purpose is to write the second rithmatist and it still wouldn't get done.

[Tesh Any pronouns]

When you've been posting on this thread for over 200 pages.

When you've convinced your friend to wear the Bridge Four shirt you got her tomorrow.

Happy Koloss Head-Munching Day!!!

[Mist she/her]

You're reloading the Brandon Sanderson home page repeatedly to see if it will load State of the Sanderson 2019.

[Reckless Reader]

When you're very mad that your school announcements mentioned that it was national oatmeal cookie day but not Koloss Head Munching Day!!! The heresy!

[Tesh Any pronouns]

11 hours ago, Ookla the Chaotic said:

When you're very mad that your school announcements mentioned that it was national oatmeal cookie day but not Koloss Head Munching Day!!! The heresy!

The irony...

Wow.

The unintentional pun.

When you're reading State of the Sanderson and keep making weird noises in response to different things (tWoK leatherbound, needing signings to change, Skyward 3, Stormlight 4, the fact that he's probably going to be dead before the Cosmere is finished...) and are disappointed in the fact that your mom isn't emphasizing with you.

[NorthStar she/her]

On 11/14/2017 at 8:39 PM, Truthweaver said:

You know you're a Sanderfan when you see a book called The Blackthorn Key by an author with the last name of Sands, and immediately get suspicious.

I was wondering if anyone else made that connection! Have you read it?

[+Ed Venture]

When Sanderson Memes is missing and you are freaking out.

[Jaywalk he/him]

11 hours ago, Butt Ad Venture said:

When Sanderson Memes is missing and you are freaking out.

WHERE HAS IT GONE

[Wander89 he/him]

On 23/12/2019 at 5:33 AM, Butt Ad Venture said:

When Sanderson Memes is missing and you are freaking out.

I noticed that as well, I need my fill!!

[Tesh Any pronouns]

When you had a really weird dream last night in which you were in B&N and browsing their notebooks and bookmarks, but there was a ton of Sanderson stuff. Some stickers and shirts that i was looking at on Redbubble the other day, the new socks, and weird books with Skyward themed covers. Most notably was the one called proper etiquette in a marriage, or something like that.

It really makes me wonder what's going on in my subconscious...

[AonEne he/him]

On 12/22/2019 at 10:33 PM, Butt Ad Venture said:

When Sanderson Memes is missing and you are freaking out.

Wait, what - the thread is missing? Have you contacted a mod?