You Know You're a Sanderfan When...

[Leyrann]

When you read through this entire thread and do not post in it in the meantime to make sure you can easily remember where you were; you just go to the first unread page.

When you save these pictures for months so you can post them here:

 

[AonEne he/him]

When your Creative Writing teacher has you write a dating profile for a fictional character. And you choose the stick.

[Reckless Reader]

When you're rewatching RWBY and realize that Jaune's (I had to look up how to spell that and I'm glad I did) character arc EXACTLY follows the Ideals of the Windrunners. Like, so exactly that I was rooting for the pattern to continue and was absolutely shocked when it did.

[AonEne he/him]

Just now, Reckless Reader said:

When you're rewatching RWBY and realize that Jaune's (I had to look up how to spell that and I'm glad I did) character arc EXACTLY follows the Ideals of the Windrunners. Like, so exactly that I was rooting for the pattern to continue and was absolutely shocked when it did.

Just now, Reckless Reader said:

When you're rewatching RWBY

So are you caught up, then? Do you want to join a PM where we talk about RWBY? What about a RWBY roleplay?

 

[Apollyon he/him]

13 minutes ago, AonEne said:

What about a RWBY roleplay? 

Let’s put this together already! The one we’re waiting for is taking a while...

[Reckless Reader]

No, I'm not caught up, sorry

Oathbringer is a time sponge

[Rebecca she/her]

19 hours ago, Barbarian AL said:

When you break your arm in a local MMA tournament and get a metal plate with nine screws inserted. I'm basically an Inquisitor now. Here is a picture of me conversing with my boy Ruin before I go to bed. If this post is weird, just know that I'm on a high concentration of pain killers right now.   

Update: Allomantic powers are yet to manifest. Only a tragic end to a career in combat sports  

  

Ouch. That sounds awful. But MMA is cool! So at least you broke your arm doing something awesome. And I mean, who doesn’t want to be an Inquisitor, right?

[Caesura she/her]

The shampoo I bought advertising "radiant shine" didn't make me glow with Stormlight. I'm disappointed. False advertising right there.

[Apollyon he/him]

@Caesura Sue them. Get your justice.

When you hear people speaking with words that have significance Cosmere-wise, and are confused when they don’t know anything of the sort.

[Barbarian AL he/him]

29 minutes ago, Rebecca said:

Ouch. That sounds awful. But MMA is cool! So at least you broke your arm doing something awesome. And I mean, who doesn’t want to be an Inquisitor, right?

It was an experience of a life time, no regrets. It would be nice if I could just inhale some stormlight and heal instantly lol. 

[AonEne he/him]

3 hours ago, Reckless Reader said:

No, I'm not caught up, sorry

Oathbringer is a time sponge

Still, do you want to join the PM? We use spoiler boxes for the not-caught up people.

[The Harlem Worldhoppers he/him]

When you struggle on a Physics question and think 'The Diagram didn't account for this'.

[Steeldancer he/him]

So I got my adopted grandpa to read SA. He also loves wrapping presents in a million layers of stuff. So, for my birthday, with a card labeled "Erikokhar", I got a box labeled "Wrapped in shardplate." That's when I knew I was in for a long battle to get in. And it was not easy. He had layers and layers of taped wrapping, including ziplock bags that were taped to make the ziplock a pain to open. Layer, after layer, after LAYER. It was ridiculously hilarious. 

[Reckless Reader]

13 hours ago, AonEne said:

Still, do you want to join the PM? We use spoiler boxes for the not-caught up people.

I think I'll wait till I'm farther in. Thanks, though!

[Leyrann]

30 minutes ago, Steeldancer said:

So I got my adopted grandpa to read SA. He also loves wrapping presents in a million layers of stuff. So, for my birthday, with a card labeled "Erikokhar", I got a box labeled "Wrapped in shardplate." That's when I knew I was in for a long battle to get in. And it was not easy. He had layers and layers of taped wrapping, including ziplock bags that were taped to make the ziplock a pain to open. Layer, after layer, after LAYER. It was ridiculously hilarious. 

But what was the present?

[TNTman20 he/him]

When this is your performance bio for a musical

[Leyrann]

When you find yourself without something to spend your free time on now that you've caught up with this thread.

[Steven]

You know you're a Sanderfan when instead of real curse words, you shout "By the love of Harmony!" In the middle of science class...

Edited June 8, 2018 by Steven

[Reckless Reader]

When someone asks what your favorite vine is and you say "Wyndle" before you realize they're talking about videos.

[Kidpen he/him]

9 minutes ago, Reckless Reader said:

When someone asks what your favorite vine is and you say "Wyndle" before you realize they're talking about videos.

Wyndle should become a viner.

[AonEne he/him]

When the dog you're walking LOVES to stalk birds, and you tell her to leave the storming chickens alone.

[Tesh Any pronouns]

On 6/6/2018 at 4:48 PM, Caesura said:

The shampoo I bought advertising "radiant shine" didn't make me glow with Stormlight. I'm disappointed. False advertising right there.

I had the same experience, except it was positively radiant.

When in someone's yearbook, you write something like, Hello, my name is [real name]. I come from the planet of Roshar, from a galaxy called the Cosmere. I am a Windrunner and a Worldhopper. I have come to bring the oaths to you.I

[Real name]

(Aka Tesh)

 

That friends had no idea what in the Almighty's tenth name was going on.

Edited June 8, 2018 by Tesh

[Steeldancer he/him]

On 6/7/2018 at 10:55 AM, Leyrann said:

But what was the present?

It was an ask me about the cosmere shirt

[King Cole he/him]

1 hour ago, Steeldancer said:

It was an ask me about the cosmere shirt

10/10 great shirt

I only wish it came with a warning for the hours of your life lost from asking

[Tesh Any pronouns]

I got a Bridge Four one, and am going to get another one. Maybe the one with the Cosmere symbol. I don't know.