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When somebody shows you a really big crab and you just say: "Mah, Greatshells are bigger"

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When anytime you see mists you wonder why they are not as thick as they are supposed to be

When the only reason it takes you so long to do your school work is you are camping on this site.

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When the answer to this question is yes. (I got this notification today). Screenshot_2020-05-15-21-49-48_kindlephoto-1533079600.png.57a75ae7a5dda27adb5f430543218f40.png

Update: I got another one.Screenshot_2020-05-16-11-24-06_kindlephoto-1538751438.png.03276ae410d662a0acfafcfd15b8d6e1.png

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14 hours ago, Nameless said:

When you have to find the theme of "Ozymandias" and you write: "In time, all things fall to ruin."

My name is Ozymandias, king of kings

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When your English teacher gives you an assignment called "About yourself", one of the questions is "What do you like to read?", and suddenly an evil grin appears on your face.

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When you get into an "Insult contest" that is more of a "who can remember the most obscure Cosmere curses contest" with your brother.

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2 hours ago, Eluvianii said:

When your English teacher gives you an assignment called "About yourself", one of the questions is "What do you like to read?", and suddenly an evil grin appears on your face.

Ironically, I ended up talking Sci-fi and fantasy books more with my Chemistry teacher than anyone else, as he'd already read the Cosmere

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When you eat the iron-rich Frosted Mini Wheats even if you don't like them that much just so you have some extra reserve should you need it. 

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When there is a 315 page forum on how you know you're a sanderfan and you want to read them all

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4 hours ago, Matrim's_Dice said:

When there is a 315 page forum on how you know you're a sanderfan and you want to read them all

I actually got to 70th page on this forum at one point in time. There was some pretty good jokes. And some that made my eyes burn. (It was a cosmere swimsuit calendar)

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13 hours ago, Shard of Reading said:

I actually got to 70th page on this forum at one point in time. There was some pretty good jokes. And some that made my eyes burn. (It was a cosmere swimsuit calendar)

Umm what. 

When you watch The Hunger Games and think *Hmm could Katniss Everdeen be Vin in disguise?*

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When you start trying to use the 'quote' feature on sites that don't have it.

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YKYASF when you miss your curfew and try to use allomantic zinc to lessen the punishment.

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12 minutes ago, Mage said:

YKYASF when you miss your curfew and try to use allomantic zinc to lessen the punishment.

You would actually want allomatic bronze.

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3 minutes ago, Shard of Reading said:

You would actually want allomatic bronze.

Did I mix that up? I thought bronze was for seekers, zinc for soothing and brass for rioting.

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1 minute ago, Mage said:

Did I mix that up? I thought bronze was for seekers, zinc for soothing and brass for rioting.

I mixed up bronze. Yes that is seeking, but brass is for soothing.

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You could also use zinc to riot their emotions like compassion, sympathy, etc. while using brass to dampen their anger, frustration, and impatience, thereby receiving virtually no punishment!

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2 hours ago, Truthless of Shinovar said:

You could also use zinc to root their emotions like compassion, sympathy, etc. while using brass to dampen their anger, frustration, and impatience, thereby receiving virtually no punishment!

Who dares dampen me.

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33 minutes ago, Frustration said:

Who dares dampen me.

Your Mage’s father? Or mother? (I just realized your profile doesn’t specify your gender, so sorry if I’ve improperly referred to you as the opposite gender in the past).

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4 minutes ago, Truthless of Shinovar said:

Your Mage’s father? Or mother? (I just realized your profile doesn’t specify your gender, so sorry if I’ve improperly referred to you as the opposite gender in the past).

I'm male.

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