You Know You're a Sanderfan When...

[Frustration]

Just now, Jaywalk said:

Tolkien also spent 20-30 years building Middle Earth.

It's called ARDA! *cries* and no one knows *weeping continues*

[Ishar]

When you have access to basically the entire internet, but find yourself here 

[Rebecca she/her]

When you and your sister get bored while stuck at home and decide to paint some rocks. And you paint some Cosmere ones!

Spoiler

 

[Silva]

On 3/30/2020 at 7:28 AM, The_Archivist said:

when you see a cloud stretch over the horizon behind you and you start sprinting home to outrun the highstorm

Did you make it?

YKYASF when you've used social distancing a Sanderson-converting opportunity (and been succeeding finally! ). And when you've walked over to one of these friends' houses to talk to them about MB from about ten feet away. 

[I Am A Fish he/him]

When you start referring to the Covid-19 epidemic as the True Desolation

"I have seen the end, and have heard it named. The Epidemic of Sorrows, the True Desolation. The Quarantine."

Edited March 31, 2020 by HemalurgicStickBreaker

[+Ark1002]

You know you are a sanderfan when you have made somewhere between 30-60 people read sanderson, and more because you made the librarian buy the entire cosmere (and skyward and alcatraz and rithmatist and reckoners)

[Karger he/him]

YKYASFWY publicly claim forks are regal weapons.

[NameIess]

YKYASFWY wish the library was open just because the person you finally convinced to read the Cosmere doesn't have the books checked out.

[Frustration]

On 8/10/2015 at 7:56 PM, Alvron said:

This only counts if you also consider breaking into their home to steal the book.

No joke I told my uncle in January that RoW manuscript was done and his response was along the lines of let's steal it I'm not waiting until November.

[Frustration]

On 8/15/2015 at 11:36 AM, picksupchickens said:

When you constantly compare other authors to him and find them lacking.

Most of the time I will agree with you, there is just one Granddaddy of Fantasy J.R.R. Tolkien you forgot about.

[I Am A Fish he/him]

9 hours ago, Booknerd said:

Most of the time I will agree with you, there is just one Granddaddy of Fantasy J.R.R. Tolkien you forgot about.

I like Tolkien and his originality is just as if not more impressive then "The Sand-man" but Sanderson is a better writer

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When you constantly criticize other peoples books/authors, like this || 

[Frustration]

4 minutes ago, HemalurgicStickBreaker said:

I like Tolkien and his originality is just as if not more impressive then "The Sand-man" but Sanderson is a better writer

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When you constantly criticize other peoples books/authors, like this || 

Just because he's been dead since 1973 doesn't mean he becomes a background figure who we all know about but never mention. J. R. R. Tolkien has done more for the genre of fantasy than any other contributor and it seems I'm the only one to give him the praise he deserves anymore. My apologies if I came off as derogatory in my last post, but I really feel he needs more respect within fantasy circles. One of the best compliments I can give Sanderson is that his world building is probably the best we've seen since Tolkien himself.    

[Ammanas]

If you know who Dennison Crestmar is. 

[I Am A Fish he/him]

2 hours ago, Ammanas said:

If you know who Dennison Crestmar is. 

Firstborn, Whoo-hoo! Making your competent alter ego commit suicide! 

3 hours ago, Booknerd said:

Just because he's been dead since 1973 doesn't mean he becomes a background figure who we all know about but never mention. J. R. R. Tolkien has done more for the genre of fantasy than any other contributor and it seems I'm the only one to give him the praise he deserves anymore. My apologies if I came off as derogatory in my last post, but I really feel he needs more respect within fantasy circles. One of the best compliments I can give Sanderson is that his world building is probably the best we've seen since Tolkien himself.    

I acknowledge that Tolkien, is the grandfather of modern fantasy, he was mind blowingly creative, creating fantasy as it is today, I'm a longtime Hobbit fan, I've read some of his other works including: Silmarillion, Sons of Hurim, Lotr, and The story of Kullervo. Tolkien is very good, and as I say again the creator of modern fantasy, and I agree that he should get more credit, but I still prefer Brandon Sanderson.

[Frustration]

50 minutes ago, HemalurgicStickBreaker said:

I acknowledge that Tolkien, is the grandfather of modern fantasy, he was mind blowingly creative, creating fantasy as it is today, I'm a longtime Hobbit fan, I've read some of his other works including: Silmarillion, Sons of Hurim, Lotr, and The story of Kullervo. Tolkien is very good, and as I say again the creator of modern fantasy, and I agree that he should get more credit, but I still prefer Brandon Sanderson.

I get that

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

I actually never was able to really get into Tolkien. To me, Sanderson is top because I was just never involved in Tolkien’s books like I am in Sanderson’s.

Anyways, YKYASFW you get to the beginning of the Battle of Thaylen Field, look at the time, debate for a minute, sigh, then read until midnight to finish.

When you get worried while writing this post because we (probably?) aren’t half way through quarantine and you need something to read. (I’ll probably start my Harry Potter reread early. I normally start it in May...)

[Tesh Any pronouns]

When you go shooting and keep feeling like you should be able to Push on the casings. (I've been rereading the Wax and Wayne books).

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

YKYASF when you dye an Easter egg to look like Szeth.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

5 minutes ago, Truthless of Shinovar said:

YKYASF when you dye an Easter egg to look like Szeth.

Do we get a picture of this beautiful creation? 

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Sure! It’s more a little rough, I had trouble dying everything how I wanted it to look

 

 

Edit: Sorry they’re a bit sideways-ish

Edited April 14, 2020 by Truthless of Shinovar

[+Doomstick he/him]

I like the tears

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

40 minutes ago, DoomStick said:

I like the tears

Hehe, those were by accident

[Rosharan A.C. he/him]

20 minutes ago, Truthless of Shinovar said:

Hehe, those were by accident

But still applicable.

[The Deity he/him]

Ykyasfw you can tell which books have been in your backpack because of the creasemarks 

when you do your SA reread to early and have to reread everything else to make up the time until RoW

when you start explaining to the intricacies of the Cosmere to your dog who just wants to play fetch, and then you concede by explaining it to him while you play fetch

[Experience he/him]

Ykyasfw you start using Rosharan curses all the time.