You Know You're a Sanderfan When...

[Showman he/him]

My awesome English teacher had a Shakespearean insult maker on the board. Apparently shard-borne is a Shakespearean insult.

Sorry about the bad picture. It's 6th from the bottom in the middle column.

[Stormblessed Dolphin he/him]

13 hours ago, I am a stick!!!!!!!!!!!!!! said:

When cladogram discussion about how time is represented by an arrow but is a circle happens and you mutter to yourself ( from memory):

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The Wheel of Time turns, and Ages come and pass, leaving memories that fade to legend, legend fades to myth, and even myth is long forgotten when the Age that face it birth comes again. In one Age, called the Third Age by some, an Age yet to come, an Age long past, a wind rose in the Mountains of Mist. The wind was not the beginning. There are neither beginnings nor endings to the turning of the Wheel of Time. But it was a beginning.

 

I love this xD

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

I kinda like sheep-biting.

YKYASW you name your 4H lambs after Epics. So far I have Backbreaker, Obliteration, Instabam, and Pink Pinkness. Next year I will probably do a different book series, likely Skyward, then for my last couple years I'll do Stormlight and Mistborn.

[Rebecca she/her]

When you accidentally say Gancho Libre instead of Nacho Libre.

[Tesh Any pronouns]

When you see all of these tiny birds in your back yard and call them chickens.

[+Doomstick he/him]

7 minutes ago, Tesh said:

When you see all of these tiny birds in your back yard and call them chickens.

Everyone doesn’t do that?

[Ethan_sedai he/him]

When you see this on a sign and think “I want to go there!”

[Wyndlerunner he/him]

On 4/25/2019 at 9:14 PM, I am a stick!!!!!!!!!!!!!! said:

When cladogram discussion about how time is represented by an arrow but is a circle happens and you mutter to yourself ( from memory):

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The Wheel of Time turns, and Ages come and pass, leaving memories that fade to legend, legend fades to myth, and even myth is long forgotten when the Age that face it birth comes again. In one Age, called the Third Age by some, an Age yet to come, an Age long past, a wind rose in the Mountains of Mist. The wind was not the beginning. There are neither beginnings nor endings to the turning of the Wheel of Time. But it was a beginning.

 

Pretty technical for a Sanderfan discussion, but I approve, wholeheartedly of repeating that mantra.

[Tesh Any pronouns]

When you go to look at a Brandon Sanderson section in a bookstore and realize you own all off the books they have.

And I wanted to buy the paperback version of OB just because of how big it is.

Spoiler

I got a signed tenth anniversary edition of the Book Thief, though, which was AWESOME.

 

[TheGirlWhoLookedUp she/her]

Or when you walk by his section in the library, not to check anything out, but just because.

[Silva]

6 hours ago, Tesh said:

And I wanted to buy the paperback version of OB just because of how big it is.

I have WoK and OB in the large paperback and WoR as the mass market, so on the shelf in order it's always like a mimiature Shattered Plains sort of thing. 

Also, YKYASF when you're starting to run out of bookshelf space. It's a real issue.

[whattheHoid she/her]

YKYASF when you have already run out of bookshelf space. So you decide to build a new one. And like to gaze at your Brandon books and look at all the book tabs in them. For all the pictures, and sections and Are Arcanums, cause one day, knowing those Aons will come in handy.

[Ethan_sedai he/him]

YKYASF when you realize that you can recognize Nazh’s Handwriting.

[Shallan&Pattern she/her]

When you are decorating your ukulele with Allomantic symbols and The words Windrunner and Lightweaver

[+Doomstick he/him]

When this

[Shallan&Pattern she/her]

WOW!!! 

[Lunamor she/her]

3 minutes ago, I am a stick!!!!!!!!!!!!!! said:

When this

*applauds*

[+Doomstick he/him]

5 minutes ago, Lunamor said:

*applauds*

*bows*

it only took around 3 1/2 months

first roshar, then cosmere, scadrial, and sel, and finally, star charts

Edited April 30, 2019 by I am a stick!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Lunamor she/her]

Just now, I am a stick!!!!!!!!!!!!!! said:

*bows*

it only took around 3 1/2 months

Wow.

*throws bouquet of roses at Stick*

[+Doomstick he/him]

Oh, also when you made this

Last summer

[Tesh Any pronouns]

On 4/27/2019 at 10:21 PM, TheGirlWhoLookedUp said:

Or when you walk by his section in the library, not to check anything out, but just because.

Every single time.

Then i put the books in order.

[Tesh Any pronouns]

2 hours ago, I am a stick!!!!!!!!!!!!!! said:

When this

When you wish you had enough wall space.

(Ugh! Sorry for the double post)!

Edited April 30, 2019 by Tesh

[Jaywalk he/him]

When you make a visual essay about the Cosmere for your English class.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

4 hours ago, Jaywalk said:

When you make a visual essay about the Cosmere for your English class.

In 7th grade, I made a giant, awesome powerpoint about the Stormlight Archive, complete with notes. Only to find out that our book reports were only supposed to be 3 minutes long...

Edited May 1, 2019 by Shard of Thought

[AonEne he/him]

This is more of a YKYAKOTCW, but...when a character named Mathis being evil in a book makes you unhappy.