Delightful Posted May 28, 2015 Report Share Posted May 28, 2015 You know you're a sanderfan when you decorate your Trek bucket like this: What's the bucket for? Besides the obvious collecting Allomantic metals? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mail-mi he/him Posted May 28, 2015 Report Share Posted May 28, 2015 What's the bucket for? Besides the obvious collecting Allomantic metals? I have a 4 day trek through Wyoming to honor the Mormon pioneers, and the bucket is my stool and my suitcase. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silverblade5 he/him Posted May 28, 2015 Report Share Posted May 28, 2015 When you attach an image of Sanderson to your fan 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Xaladin he/him Posted May 28, 2015 Popular Post Report Share Posted May 28, 2015 (edited) When you attach an image of Sanderson to your fan That means your fan is a Sanderfan. Does that make it a Sanderfanfan? Edit: Is a Sanderfanfan a fan that is also a Sanderfan or is it a fan of a Sanderfan? But of course it is that, because it is your fan! It's your Sanderfan's fan, which is also a Sanderfan, so it's a Sanderfansanderfan Edit: Are your a fan of Sanderfans? Then you are a Sanderfanfan. You should put a picture of yourself on your fan. Then it's a fan displaying a fan of fans of fans of ... of fans of Sanderfans. Sanderson is now pushed to the end of an infinite chain. Edited May 28, 2015 by Xaladin 20 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobold King he/him Posted May 28, 2015 Report Share Posted May 28, 2015 When you attach an image of Sanderson to your fan In an alternate universe: You know you're a Sander-fan when there's a picture of Brandon Sanderson glued to your base. 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silverblade5 he/him Posted May 28, 2015 Report Share Posted May 28, 2015 In an alternate universe: You know you're a Sander-fan when there's a picture of Brandon Sanderson glued to your base. You know you're a Sanderfan when you dress up as him for halloween 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allomancy she/her Posted May 29, 2015 Report Share Posted May 29, 2015 When you wonder if anyone around you is a kandra. Or when you wish you had a coppermind for your upcoming exams. Or when you are sooooooooooo excited that school is out so you can spend more time reading Sanderson's books. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silverblade5 he/him Posted May 29, 2015 Report Share Posted May 29, 2015 (edited) When you get frustrated when your clothes won't obey your commands Edited May 29, 2015 by Silverblade5 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kairos he/him Posted May 29, 2015 Report Share Posted May 29, 2015 When you visit art museums and keep looking for red ink marks. 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phattemer Posted May 29, 2015 Report Share Posted May 29, 2015 When you're refreshed Sanderson Elimination 20 times in the last 2 minutes, and 86% of the messages in your inbox are notifications from 17th Shard, 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarcasm she/her Posted May 29, 2015 Report Share Posted May 29, 2015 When you customize your debit card to have Brandon's face on it. Which does NOT make me weird. Or a stalker. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobold King he/him Posted May 29, 2015 Report Share Posted May 29, 2015 When you customize your debit card to have Brandon's face on it. Which does NOT make me weird. Or a stalker. Or an identity thief. (Though if you're going to steal someone's identity, you could pick a far worse fellow. Just sayin'. ) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarcasm she/her Posted May 29, 2015 Report Share Posted May 29, 2015 I am not an identity thief! What I do is great art... Forgery. You need to accept that the soul of the debit card WANTS to be Brandon Sanderson. You must take that in account. (Emperor's Soul) 16 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xaladin he/him Posted May 29, 2015 Report Share Posted May 29, 2015 (edited) When you carry a piece of Chromium in your pocket as a good luck charm. Edited May 29, 2015 by Xaladin 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allomancy she/her Posted May 29, 2015 Report Share Posted May 29, 2015 When you're refreshed Sanderson Elimination 20 times in the last 2 minutes, and 86% of the messages in your inbox are notifications from 17th Shard, Or instead of 86%, you actually have literally 86 emails from 17th shard. That happened to me. Today. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bort he/him Posted May 29, 2015 Report Share Posted May 29, 2015 You know you are a Sanderfan when you go to a different country that doesn't speak English and decide to get a copy of WoR in that language. I really want to do that, by the way! I did this with a Stephen King book - Eyes of the Dragon. I bought it in English when I was about 15, then the following year went on holiday to Germany, where I found it in German, in the airport. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winds Alight she/her Posted May 29, 2015 Report Share Posted May 29, 2015 When you spent time trying to create a ketek until you finally accept that you're simply too stupid to do so. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silverblade5 he/him Posted May 29, 2015 Report Share Posted May 29, 2015 When you create a Ketek, and you're astounded that nobody likes it. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elsecaller3414 she/her Posted May 29, 2015 Report Share Posted May 29, 2015 When you want to go to every Sanderson book signing possible, just so you can get signatures! And ask a whole bunch of questions just for fun... Also when your friend gets to read all the books early and you are almost literally green with envy. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarcasm she/her Posted May 29, 2015 Report Share Posted May 29, 2015 (edited) When you knock a jar of ink all over your hands, and your first thought is, "It's Bluefingers! Nalthis is sending me a message via extraterrestrial activity! Edited May 29, 2015 by Sarcasm 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elsecaller3414 she/her Posted May 30, 2015 Report Share Posted May 30, 2015 Gasp! that would be awesome! And you also know you're a Sanderfan when you realize that, eventually, you will have to get an entire bookshelf dedicated to his books if you want to get them all. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silverblade5 he/him Posted May 30, 2015 Report Share Posted May 30, 2015 When you provide services like lawn care, car wash, etc., and you charge atium for these services. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobold King he/him Posted May 30, 2015 Report Share Posted May 30, 2015 When you provide services like lawn care, car wash, etc., and you charge atium for these services. Guys, there's a kandra among us! 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allomancy she/her Posted May 30, 2015 Report Share Posted May 30, 2015 You know you are a sanderfan when you tell the person you like that they are like a potato in a minefield. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xaladin he/him Posted May 30, 2015 Report Share Posted May 30, 2015 When before you named your son David, you and your significant other argued over the following list of possible names for your new son: Talanelat Sazed Talaxin Numuhukumakiaki'aialunamor Hrathen Dockson Adolin (disclaimer: this one does not apply to me) 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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