You Know You're a Sanderfan When...

[Allomancy she/her]

When you consider sand to be magical. . .

[Elsecaller3414 she/her]

You know you are a Sanderfan when your sister (the Leky Stick, thanks for that, Xaladin!) suddenly decides to read the Mistborn books and go on the 17th Shard merely because you have made such a big deal about reading the books.

[Allomancy she/her]

It's not just mistborn. Sheesh.

[Elsecaller3414 she/her]

Gah! Accidentally double posted, sorry.  I don't really know how to fix that, either.

[Allomancy she/her]

Or when you wear shorts under your dress. . .

[Elsecaller3414 she/her]

um, Allomancy, just so you know, you should not double post.  If you need to, you can edit using the edit button.

Edited May 26, 2015 by Elsecaller3414

[Allomancy she/her]

Yeah.

Edited May 27, 2015 by Allomancy

[Allomancy she/her]

SORRY! Not used to this.

[Allomancy she/her]

Urg.

[Delightful]

Welcome, Allomancy .

Don't worry, that happens to everyone at some point.

[Mistrunner]

When you wonder what would happen if you were transported to Alethkar, because you're a lighteyes but your safehand is uncovered. It would be quite a confusing experience.

[Delightful]

When you wonder what would happen if you were transported to Alethkar, because you're a lighteyes but your safehand is uncovered. It would be quite a confusing experience.

Or a fatal one o_O Edited May 26, 2015 by Delightful

[phattemer]

When you get sad because you can't read anything new until October... and then you realize there are novellas coming out every week... and that all your friends have to wait until 2019.

[Sarcasm she/her]

You know you're a Sanderfan when you comb through every dialogue that Wit and Shallan has ever spoken for better comebacks. And then that awkward moment when your friends have no idea what a "chull" or "cremling" is, and think that you're stupid. Which i'm not. I think. 

Edited May 27, 2015 by Sarcasm

[Elsecaller3414 she/her]

You are not stupid.  Trust me.  

You know you're a Sanderfan when you go through crowds and feel self-conscious because your safehand is uncovered, and you don't have any metals, and you realize that you have no glyphwards just in case something bad happens.  Or a Shardblade.

[Allomancy she/her]

And then after you feel all confident, you trip, and Alcatraz comes walking through.

[phattemer]

And when you don't hit the ground, you realize he broke gravity again. How do you do a spoiler tag?

Edited May 27, 2015 by phattemer

[Elsecaller3414 she/her]

I just realized that I can name most of the characters that we know of in the Cosmere...

 

and spoiler tags... write [ spoiler ] but without space, then write what you want, then [ /spoiler ].  Also without space.

 

you're welcome.   

Edited May 27, 2015 by Elsecaller3414

[Silverblade5 he/him]

You know you're a sanderfan when you believe that his books and these forums are the only thing that are getting you through high school

[Kestrel she/her]

You know you're a sanderfan when you believe that his books and these forums are the only thing that are getting you through high school

why can't i upvote twice

[Shadowspren he/him]

When you and your friends are passing notes in class and you write in High Imperial so that your teacher won't understand the note if you get caught.

[Silverblade5 he/him]

When you and your friends are passing notes in class and you write in High Imperial so that your teacher won't understand the note if you get caught.

When you do this in Alethi

[Glamdring804]

You know you're a sanderfan when you believe that his books and these forums are the only thing that are getting you through high school

Hey! What about all of us in the Infinity Blade forum?!?

When you realize that he is a God of Writing, because no mortal can write something that good.

Yeah.

  

SORRY! Not used to this.

  

Urg.

If it helps, I double post all the time. As do most people in the Infinity Blade forums. It doesn't help that the moderator is one of the biggest culprits...

Edited May 27, 2015 by Glamdring804

[Allomancy she/her]

You know you are a sanderfan when you are afraid that at any moment, you might be pulled away by your braces or retainer by some "unknown force".

[Bort he/him]

So I just started Daredevil, and as the rest of you probably thought, it reminded me of Spook in HoA

 

Wait until you reach the episode 'Stick'. (No, I'm not joking. There really is a Daredevil episode called Stick).

 

You know you're a Sanderfan when you go into KFC, spot the burritos on the menu, then ask for Chicken Chouta (and worse, look confused when the girl behind the counter asks 'What?')