You Know You're a Sanderfan When...

[Elsecaller3414 she/her]

You know you're a Sanderfan when every time you hear "misting fan" or "storms" or "calamity" you think there is another Sanderfan in the room.  Also when you realize that you have gone a long time without actively using your left hand.

[Elsecaller3414 she/her]

I guess there's also the thing where when I find out that there is a guy at my school who has read the Stormlight Archive, I think "YES!" then try to impress him...

[Sarcasm she/her]

You know you’re a Sanderfan when you go to this Academic Awards thing for school, and upon receiving medals, spend the ride home in fear of meeting an Allomancer, who could strangle you with your physical representations of effort (medals)  

[Silverblade5 he/him]

When you always have something colorful with you

 

When you program in alethi

 

when you want to join the knights awkward

 

When you've been part of the Infinity Blade forum For over two years

 

When you ask your questions on a phone when you can't attend signings

[Elsecaller3414 she/her]

I don't even know how to write in Alethi, though I think that would be cool.  And would make me even more of a fanatic. 

[Kairos]

You know you're a Sanderfan when every time you hear "misting fan" or "storms" or "calamity" you think there is another Sanderfan in the room. Also when you realize that you have gone a long time without actively using your left hand.

Testimonial: I was driving along, and saw a hotel sign which said: Cool breeze misting fans.

Of course, I thought there was a Sanderfan convention I was unaware of, celebrating Breeze and other mistings....I was wrong.

[Elsecaller3414 she/her]

That is awesome.    I had a similar experience in a grocery store, where they were selling those water spray thingies with the fans on them (don't know how else to describe them), and I was caught off guard.

[Shattered he/him]

You know you're a Sanderfan when you're sitting in physics class, wondering why your teacher isn't explaining that gravity is an object's spiritual connection with the ground.

[Elsecaller3414 she/her]

I keep posting here... sorry.  but you know when you are a Sanderfan when your sister (who is almost literally just skin and bones) goes around saying "I am a stick" and you tell her to stop saying it because she doesn't get the reference! 

[natc]

You know you're a Sanderfan when you're sitting in physics class, wondering why your teacher isn't explaining that gravity is an object's spiritual connection with the ground.

It can't be the ground though. All objects exert gravitational force on all other objects, so the connection is actually between everything and everything else.

[Xaladin he/him]

Someone in Church was passing around Rolos, and the phrase that dominated my mind was "You poor rulos."

 

I keep posting here... sorry.  but you know when you are a Sanderfan when your sister (who is almost literally just skin and bones) goes around saying "I am a stick" and you tell her to stop saying it because she doesn't get the reference! 

You should call her Leky Stick.

[Mistrunner]

You should call her Leky Stick.

 

Oh my gosh... I just realized...

 

Leky Stick. Stick.

 

Sarene was a stick. This makes me unreasonably happy.

[Shattered he/him]

Oh my gosh... I just realized...

 

Leky Stick. Stick.

 

Sarene was a stick. This makes me unreasonably happy.

 

I'm still not quite sure where everyone got their fascination with Stick from. I mean, almost every single other similar object on Roshar (rocks, other sticks, etc.) probably does the same thing.

[Redbird he/him]

So I just started Daredevil, and as the rest of you probably thought, it reminded me of Spook in HoA

[Kairos]

You know you're a Sanderfan when you have a splinter and are excited about it. 

[Silverblade5 he/him]

You know you're a sanderfan when you make people from other forums join

[Glamdring804]

;);)

[natc]

I'm still not quite sure where everyone got their fascination with Stick from. I mean, almost every single other similar object on Roshar (rocks, other sticks, etc.) probably does the same thing.

Rope failed.

And the April Fools Stick interlude probably had something to do with it.

[Sarcasm she/her]

You know you're a Sanderfan when you break your kindle after hurling it at the wall and cursing Brandon after the

Twist at the end of WOR

, and sprain your wrist punching the wall, demanding that Brandon publish Stones Unhallowed immediately.

[Sarcasm she/her]

You know you're a sanderfan when you're reading/posting/theorizing while having sex

 

 

Is that a phone/tablet, or are you just happy to see me?

It's a phone. Now go away.

I hate to double post, but WHAT?    

[Kobold King he/him]

When you'd rather be doing something sanderson related than having sex.

 

 

"Mommy, how are babies made?"

 

"Well you see, when Daddy's Kindle battery goes out and he can't find any of his hardcover copies..."

[Sirce Luckwielder he/him]

When you know you'd be a terrible Mistborn because you are always losing your change.

[natc]

When you know you'd be a terrible Mistborn because you are always losing your change.

When you think the same due to not even having any change.

[Curious Anamaximder he/him]

When you try to make chouta.

[Allomancy she/her]

You know when you're a sanderfan when you never skip to the back of book, because there might be a page devoted to telling you off about doing so.