You Know You're a Sanderfan When...

[Sirce Luckwielder he/him]

When your spell-check stops marking Sanderson terms and names wrong because it has simply given up with how many times you use them.

[Mistrunner]

When the Coppermind shuts down for about a day and you start panicking.

 

I still can't get to it... *sobs*

 

When a friend challenges you to name which types of Radiant your friends would be.

[Xaladin he/him]

When you have sworn Ideals as an employee (yours may differ from mine).

 

minor tWOK spoilers:

 

Life before Death. Strength before Weakness. Journey before Destination.

I will clean up after those who can't clean up after themselves. I will bring order to the Lab.

I will help those who struggle with difficult concepts to understand, provided they have put in some effort.

I will share my knowledge with others. I will increase enlightenment.

[Delightful]

When your friend decides all camp- and otherwise mass-produced food are Soulcast. It explains so much.

[Curiosity he/him]

When you come up with Realmatic explanations for unscientific science fiction.

 

"The Inhumans are just more Invested. They get their power from Mist! It must be Splinter-sized, though, since Mistborn-levels of Investiture can't possibly have that affect. That temple was probably near a shardpool..."

[Left he/him]

When your friend decides all camp- and otherwise mass-produced food are Soulcast. It explains so much.

This explains everything  

[Sirce Luckwielder he/him]

When your standard birthday present to friends is a copy of The Emperor's Soul.

When your favorite thing about a jacket is that it can hold a hardcopy Words of Radiance in its inside pocket.

[Blaze1616 he/him]

When your favorite thing about a jacket is that it can hold a hardcopy Words of Radiance in its inside pocket.

 

What jacket do you own? Is it made by Timelords?

[Sirce Luckwielder he/him]

What jacket do you own? Is it made by Timelords?

It's my dad's Woolrich XL Mens.

[bookspren]

When you and your friends go out to eat and you and your Sanderfan friend make another friend read I Hate Dragons. She loved it. I think we may make a convert.

When you feel better about all the decisions you have to make soon because your friend let you borrow Firefight and you plan on reading it to celebrate or cope depending on how things turn out.

[gjustice99 she/her]

when you have gotten a second person into Cosmere and show them 17shard after they finished the first Mistborn and they seemed excited about the forums

[Sirce Luckwielder he/him]

When the worst point of your day, week, month, year, or just plain existence is when you found out that someone stole your copy 17 of Firefight from someone you lent it to.

[mail-mi he/him]

When the worst point of your day, week, month, year, or just plain existence is when you found out that someone stole your copy 17 of Firefight from someone you lent it to.

 

Pity upvote. 

[Sirce Luckwielder he/him]

Pity upvote. 

Thanks. It's so frustrating though. All I can think is: "there is no joy, there is no happiness, there is no Santa Clause!"

[Blaze1616 he/him]

Thanks. It's so frustrating though. All I can think is: "there is no joy, there is no happiness, there is no Santa Clause!"

 

Hmmm, I am curious though, what if them stealing the copy results in them becoming a sanderfan? Would it all be a waste, or could some good come from this? We may never know.

[Sirce Luckwielder he/him]

Hmmm, I am curious though, what if them stealing the copy results in them becoming a sanderfan? Would it all be a waste, or could some good come from this? We may never know.

I suppose that could happen. It would certaintly make me feel better, but I think I would rather just get my book back.

[Queen Elsa Steelheart she/her]

When your friend admits that he actually reads Brandon Sanderson books in the shower     

[natc]

Wait. How?!?

My inner Elend wishes to know.

[Nicroburst he/him]

When the worst point of your day, week, month, year, or just plain existence is when you found out that someone stole your copy 17 of Firefight from someone you lent it to.

Do you know who it is? Cause i'm gonna be honest, i would actually put in a police report, if I were you. I am so so angry that someone would do that!

[Nicroburst he/him]

When your friend admits that he actually reads Brandon Sanderson books in the shower     

 

 

Wait. How?!?

My inner Elend wishes to know.

I do this too. I read Silence in the Forests of Hell in the bath......and read a couple of others at times in the shower. Ebooks are very versatile you see....

[king of nowhere]

I bought the cheapest tablet available with the sole purpose of reading in the bath - I take much more baths since then - but a shower is an entirely different matter. you can't bring electronics in them, unless it's very expensive waterproof electronics. I suppose you could wrap your ebook reader in a plastic bag, but it will mess up with the touchscreen.

It reminds me, there was a girl in my college that had her lesson notes pronted on plasticized paper so that she could study under the shower. Personally, I think it didn't save her the time it took to have them printed that way in the first place, but who knows, maybe her showers were really long.

 

Note: the amount of huidity in a bath will eventually damage a piece of electronic even if it doesn't fall in the tub, so be wary of doing it. I took the cheapest thing available also so that it won't be a problem when it eventually breaks.

[Kobold King he/him]

When your friend admits that he actually reads Brandon Sanderson books in the shower     

 

Bet you ten dollars he stops when he reads Firefight and starts getting paranoid about Regalia watching him in there.

[The Honey Badger he/him]

This has probably already been said but,

 

When your French teacher calls you creme de la creme, and you take it as an insult. It's pronounced crem a la crem.

[mail-mi he/him]

...when you're dancing with another Sanderfan, and reading a book behind their shoulder is about the most romantic thing you could do. 

[Nicroburst he/him]

When you start looking sideways at people with earrings, wondering if they're slowly being led astray by ruin....