You Know You're a Sanderfan When...

[The Awakened Salad they/them]

YKYASFW you have a dream that a Disney channel show was going to feature Cosmere characters, and during that dream as you watch the show you think “I should post on the YKYASFW thread saying YKYASFW you watch a Disney show just for the Cosmere characters”.

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

YKYASW you get super excited because you think it's Monday and that there's only one more day to RoW, then get super disappointed when you remember it's only Friday.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Just the title of the thread. You Know You're A Sanderfan When. 

[Frustration]

Just now, More Cynical Than Funny said:

I'm new to this can someone explain what YKYASFW means?

You Know Your A Sander Fan When...

[Bearer of all agonies he/him]

It means You Know You're A Sander Fan When

[Ishar]

When you get an email saying your copy of RoW was delivered to the store and will be available on Tuesday for pickup and immediately start making plans as to when on Tuesday you will pick it up.

[Frustration]

28 minutes ago, Ishar said:

When you get an email saying your copy of RoW was delivered to the store and will be available on Tuesday for pickup and immediately start making plans as to when on Tuesday you will pick it up.

12:01 A.M

obviously

Edited November 14, 2020 by Frustration

[Bearer of all agonies he/him]

7 hours ago, Frustration said:

12:01 A.M

obviously

I am going at 12:02, thank you very much. 

[Frustration]

1 minute ago, Bearer of all agonies said:

I am going at 12:02, thank you very much. 

Slacker

[Bearer of all agonies he/him]

Ehhhhh. 
YKYASFW anytime you meet your friends you say: I’vebeenreadinthisseriescalledthestormlightarchiveitsreallygoodyoushouldtryitormaybeyoushouldreadmistbornoralcatrazorskywardortherithmatisteverythingbybrandosandoisthebest. 

[Knight of Iron she/they]

23 minutes ago, Bearer of all agonies said:

I am going at 12:02, thank you very much. 

Probably gonna have to wait until they are open, but then again, it is your book.

[Spren of Kindness she/her]

When you're raking leaves, and both tuck your rake under one arm and try to do a spear kata with it.  Because Kaladin.

[Ishar]

8 hours ago, Frustration said:

12:01 A.M

obviously

You know, I do do this thing called sleeping... And I do have this thing called school, so while one of my friends will be getting the ebook at 12:00 EST, I will not be.

39 minutes ago, Knight of Iron said:

Probably gonna have to wait until they are open, but then again, it is your book.

Also, yeah, not sure what time exactly the store opens for in-store pickup, but it isn't midnight. 

[Knight of Iron she/they]

2 minutes ago, Ishar said:

You know, I do do this thing called sleeping... And I do have this thing called school, so while one of my friends will be getting the ebook at 12:00 EST, I will not be.

YKYASF when you don't do this thing called sleeping on the night Rhythm of War comes out

[Bearer of all agonies he/him]

1 hour ago, Spren of Kindness said:

When you're raking leaves, and both tuck your rake under one arm and try to do a spear kata with it.  Because Kaladin.

YKYASFW you use the ninja emoticon 20 times a day. 
YKYASFW You are a fan of Sanderson. 

[Chanarach]

You refer to the author as Grandmaster Sanderson (or Grandmaster B for short).

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

When you are drowning in PM's. @Matrim's Dice @Lotus

[Shard of Reading he/him]

When you are screaming internally because you know that you're library isn't going to get you RoW the day it comes out.

[AonEne he/him]

When you think of some puns and can't wait to tell them to other Sanderfans. 

(What's Kaladin's favorite flavor of gum? Spearmint!) 

[Shard of Reading he/him]

21 minutes ago, AonEne said:

(What's Kaladin's favorite flavor of gum? Spearmint!) 

Augh. No. Please, no. The torment. My ears are burning!!!

(But I guess this deserves an upvote.)

[Ishar]

54 minutes ago, AonEne said:

When you think of some puns and can't wait to tell them to other Sanderfans. 

(What's Kaladin's favorite flavor of gum? Spearmint!) 

I am only upvoting because this deserves some form of recognition, and I can't downvote.

Edited November 16, 2020 by Ishar

[Frustration]

3 minutes ago, More Cynical Than Funny said:

When you have Ships so bad that you got in trouble with major Sharders

You know Why has it become a rite of passage to Frustrate me?

I suppose we can add it to the list

1. Be scared of staff
2. Frustrate Frustration
3. Get WoB mashed by RShara

Edited November 16, 2020 by Frustration

[Aspiring Writer]

1 minute ago, More Cynical Than Funny said:

I also have pissed off waaay more people than just you Frustration. I have to say that I do get freaked out whenever you or @Aspiring Writer mentions me and Aon Ene. Hey that was just one simple argument about Kelsier in Sanderson Memes!

I never mentioned Aon. I know this because I avoid mentioning all mods in general.

Edited November 16, 2020 by Aspiring Writer

[Aspiring Writer]

Just now, More Cynical Than Funny said:

No no when Aon mentioned me in  Sanderson Memes that one time I nearly died from fear.

*Cackles* Weakling. You don't know the meaning of fear until you get can't see a Mod's colorful name or title without groaning.

[Shard of Reading he/him]

3 minutes ago, More Cynical Than Funny said:

No no when Aon mentioned me in  Sanderson Memes that one time I nearly died from fear.

Well... Writer here made a meme video about chaos. It was 8 minutes of sharders beating him up. I don't know why they aren't dead.