Sanderson Memes

[AonDoor he/him]

Just in case I'm less active in the future:

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[ash's_eyes she/her]

47 minutes ago, AonDoor said:

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I feel this so much rn  I wasn't extremely active before, but school just killed it completely

[Quivil]

1 hour ago, AonDoor said:

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*cries*

[Cash67]

1 hour ago, AonDoor said:

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I have never felt something on such a personal level

[Throw TheLiving Silverware he/him/il/lui]

On 04/10/2022 at 5:34 PM, AonDoor said:

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My recent life in one meme 

 

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

Not sure if this one has been done before, but:

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[Necessary Eagle she/her]

Edited October 7, 2022 by Necessary Eagle

[Quivil]

12 hours ago, Necessary Eagle said:

this is pure beauty

[Ishar]

On 10/4/2022 at 11:34 AM, AonDoor said:

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I'm definitely not currently sitting in a chem lecture... like what? I would never... Stay in school kids.

[Cash67]

Stormlight Misquotes!

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[KickAssMagicRobot he/him]

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

General stormlight memes

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Random Hoid shenanigans

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Secret Project 4

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[Lego Mistborn he/him]

3 hours ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

General stormlight memes

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Secret Project 4

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I don't know, I think a new Brando Sando book immediately turns to glowing eyes.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

General stormlight (row spoilers)

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General sanderson stuff, no spoilers

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and one that describes this thread

[AonDoor he/him]

On 10/18/2022 at 7:58 PM, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

[Throw TheLiving Silverware he/him/il/lui]

This has probably already been done, but I had to do it still. Sorry.

[Cash67]

Vasher and Nightblood misquotes!

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[Inkspren_K she/her]

3 hours ago, Cash67 said:

Vasher and Nightblood misquotes!

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Except on the second to last one, I feel like nightblood eating amulets of investiture makes more sense than nightblood eating omelettes. I thought just having the first two lines of that one without the rest was better. But these were fun, thanks :). 

[FlowerGirl she/her]

Here's some incorrect quotes that I thought were pretty great.

Kaladin: I’m going to take you out
Syl: great, it’s a date!
Kaladin: I meant that as a threat.
Syl: See you at five!

Kaladin: What are your goals?
Syl: To pet all the dogs.
Kaladin: No, fitness goals.
Syl: To be able to run fast enough to pet all the dogs.

Kaladin: This is a mistake
Syl, enthusiastically: A mistake we're going to laugh about one day!
Kaladin: But not today
Syl, still enthusiastic: Oh, no. Today's going to be a mess

Kaladin: What’s up guys? I’m back.
Syl: What the- you can’t be here. You’re dead. I literally saw you die.
Kaladin: Death is a social construct.

Kaladin: I’m gonna need a human skull and I can't have you ask any questions why.
Syl: Only if you also don't ask why
Syl: *Pulls out 7 pristine human skulls* Take your pick.
Kaladin:
Syl:
Kaladin: This one is fine

(I know some of these aren't completely accurate, but I found these pretty funny.)

[Trutharchivist he/him]

Almost every time someone sends those, I'm curious to know what were the actual correct quotes from.

[FlowerGirl she/her]

9 minutes ago, Trutharchivist said:

Almost every time someone sends those, I'm curious to know what were the actual correct quotes from.

I don't actually know, I just searched up incorrect quotes generator. It doesn't say where the quotes are from. 

[Morningtide she/her]

1 hour ago, FlowerGirl said:

Kaladin: I’m gonna need a human skull and I can't have you ask any questions why.
Syl: Only if you also don't ask why
Syl: *Pulls out 7 pristine human skulls* Take your pick.
Kaladin:
Syl:
Kaladin: This one is fine

This one's my favorite

[mathiau he/him]

2 hours ago, FlowerGirl said:

Kaladin: What’s up guys? I’m back.
Syl: What the- you can’t be here. You’re dead. I literally saw you die.
Kaladin: Death is a social construct.

That one feels more like a Kel/Vin one tbh

[Lego Mistborn he/him]

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Shallan: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I'll wait.

 

Adolin: You and me!!!

 

Shallan, tearing up: Okay.

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Vasher: You know, I'm starting to regret showing you how that blender works.

Nightblood, drinking toast: Why do you say that?

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Kelsier: I learned some very valuable lessons from this.

Vin: I’m guessing they are all horrible distortions on the lessons you actually should’ve taken away.

Kelsier: Death isn’t real, and I’m basically God.

 

[Morningtide she/her]

That kelsier and Vin one is great