Kittalia Posted January 23, 2015 Report Share Posted January 23, 2015 Awaken a calculator to calculate Awaken a cell phone to vibrate If you have long hair, stamp yourself with a pixie cut. All your friends will comment on it, and then when it wears off, pretend that it didn't happen. Instead of studying for huge tests, create a set of stamps that lets you have studied each subject at great length... then stamp yourself with the wrong subject walking into the test. Steelpush the wire on the inside of push-button flashlights to turn them on instead of pushing the button 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bronzeheart Posted January 23, 2015 Report Share Posted January 23, 2015 Take small round balls of metal and use steelpushes to play marbles with them Use a coopermind to memorize random trivia that nobody knows or cares about 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobold King Posted January 23, 2015 Report Share Posted January 23, 2015 Use a coopermind to memorize random trivia that nobody knows or cares about That's the story of my life, minus the coppermind. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Necromancer Posted January 23, 2015 Report Share Posted January 23, 2015 Not to make a habit of taking one man's trash as my treasure, but that could be remarkably useful for the physically disabled. Wow... now that's good thinking. Would the pants be able to move with enough force to move its wearers legs, without snapping them in half? Masterful craftsmanship may very well perform miracles! Good thinking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunkum Posted January 23, 2015 Report Share Posted January 23, 2015 That's the story of my life, minus the coppermind. likewise. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoidhunter Posted January 23, 2015 Report Share Posted January 23, 2015 Use a full lashing to keep your shoe laces tied... Use a full lashing to stick stuff to your fridge instead of magnets... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blad3mast3r Posted January 30, 2015 Report Share Posted January 30, 2015 win coin tosses every time with allomancy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wyndrunner Posted January 30, 2015 Report Share Posted January 30, 2015 Use Adhesion to stick your guitar strings down so you don't need a capo... Also you Invest it so that it has a half-Lashing upwards so you don't need a strap to play it while standing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paragrin Posted January 31, 2015 Report Share Posted January 31, 2015 Pull Stormlight to half-Lash yourself up to be more comfortable sleeping... and then be woken up by the adrenaline-rush effect. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xaladin Posted February 1, 2015 Report Share Posted February 1, 2015 Got headaches? just buy 2500 Breaths cheep! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunkum Posted February 1, 2015 Report Share Posted February 1, 2015 Awaken your vial of metals to "not burn." Along those lines: store up a ton of breaths and awaken a coppermind with the command "Forget" P.S. - now I'm curious if an awakened coppermind would be able to access the memories stored inside itself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kinxer Posted February 1, 2015 Report Share Posted February 1, 2015 P.S. - now I'm curious if an awakened coppermind would be able to access the memories stored inside itself. No. I don't want to start considering sentient metalminds. Except... Awaken a hemalurgic spike with the command "Avoid blood" Awaken a hemalurgic spike with the command "Talk about morality" Awaken a hemalurgic spike with the command "Be optimistic" Awaken a hemalurgic spike with the command "Denounce hemalurgy" ... Awaken a hemalurgic spike. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redbird Posted February 1, 2015 Report Share Posted February 1, 2015 How about he command destroy evil? It would cause evil people to basically spike themselves, adding to its' power. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sirce Luckwielder Posted February 2, 2015 Report Share Posted February 2, 2015 Burn massive amounts of atium when fundraising to find people that will give you money. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheese United Posted February 2, 2015 Report Share Posted February 2, 2015 forge your freinds so that they don't know that Darth Vader is Luke's Daddy, then watch Star Wars. Inform them about during the 'Darth Vader killed yo daddy luke' scene 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curiosity Posted February 3, 2015 Report Share Posted February 3, 2015 Burn massive amounts of atium when fundraising to find people that will give you money. But... isn't atium worth huge amounts of money? Oh wait... 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunkum Posted February 3, 2015 Report Share Posted February 3, 2015 But... isn't atium worth huge amounts of money? Oh wait... plus, in order to get any idea of what the future will be like more than just a couple seconds ahead, you would have to duralumin flare it. so you would have to go through even more massive amounts than the comment suggests 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eilemelie Posted February 4, 2015 Report Share Posted February 4, 2015 (edited) Get a bunch of cats and a wagon for them to pull, then store weight until you are light enough for them to pull with ease. Now, the cats might not be willing to pull you, but you could easily get around this by some rioting and soothing. Have them pull you around town while you stamp people's phones to be at 0% battery. Useless but totally awesome. Edit: Wow, my first popular post. Thanks guys! Edited February 9, 2015 by Eilemelie 14 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobold King Posted February 5, 2015 Report Share Posted February 5, 2015 Get a bunch of cats and a wagon for them to pull, then store weight until you are light enough for them to pull with ease. Now, the cats might not be willing to pull you, but you could easily get around this by some rioting and soothing. Have them pull you around town while you stamp people's phones to be at 0% battery. Useless but totally awesome. ...You are my new role model. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eilemelie Posted February 5, 2015 Report Share Posted February 5, 2015 Thank you kindest, lord Kobold King. *lifts hat* 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
king of nowhere Posted February 5, 2015 Author Report Share Posted February 5, 2015 (edited) Get a bunch of cats and a wagon for them to pull, then store weight until you are light enough for them to pull with ease. Now, the cats might not be willing to pull you, but you could easily get around this by some rioting and soothing. Have them pull you around town while you stamp people's phones to be at 0% battery. Useless but totally awesome. hey, some of my cats liked to sleep over people. but with an ironmind, I could do the opposite: I could sleep over a cat! I'd need to find a way to make the cat bigger than it is so I can use its belly as a pillow... II wonder if stamping the cat so it had a strange genetic defect that made it grow until it was as big as a lion could work... Edited February 5, 2015 by king of nowhere 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kinxer Posted February 5, 2015 Report Share Posted February 5, 2015 (edited) hey, some of my cats liked to sleep over people. but with an ironmind, I could do the opposite: I could sleep over a cat! I'd need to find a way to make the cat bigger than it is so I can use its belly as a pillow... II wonder if stamping the cat so it had a strange genetic defect that made it grow until it was as big as a lion could work... Attempt to stamp the cat so it was a completely different species. Incredibly difficult, probably wouldn't work, and would last, at most, a day.Stamp a spike so it's Hemalurgically charged with Allomantic aluminum, then spike someone with it. If this works at all, you now have someone with a spike and a useless* power who might have to restamp the spike periodically to avoid dying. If it doesn't work, well... You tried? *With current Sanderfan knowledge Edited February 5, 2015 by kinxer 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiquidBlue Posted February 6, 2015 Report Share Posted February 6, 2015 Awaken a hemalurgic spike. Depending on the Realmatics involved, if this was possible it might actually be useful. The presence of the breath might be enough to inhibit hemalurgical decay just as placing it in a body does. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kinxer Posted February 6, 2015 Report Share Posted February 6, 2015 Depending on the Realmatics involved, if this was possible it might actually be useful. The presence of the breath might be enough to inhibit hemalurgical decay just as placing it in a body does. That's true, and it's a use I hadn't considered. The amount of Investiture necessary is prohibitive, however. I believe (though I may be mistaken) that doing this requires ~20k Breaths and would make the Spike sentient. Also, as shown with Nightblood, it's possible that it could use some sort of innate Investiture to accomplish its purpose (whatever command that might be), and (also shown with Nightblood) that could make many people unhappy and/or dead. In general, it seems like a bad choice. It may not even be possible, as different kinds of Investiture seem to resist use in other ways or coexistence with other kinds of Investiture (I'm pretty certain a spike can't have both Hemalurgic and Feruchemical charges). Aaand now I feel compelled to contribute to the thread for real... Awaken a textbook to "Be The Way of Kings" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
king of nowhere Posted February 6, 2015 Author Report Share Posted February 6, 2015 (edited) awaken your keyboard with the command "post witty stuff on the 17th shard". Become a depressed alcholist once your awakened keyboard has more reputation than you. Edited February 6, 2015 by king of nowhere 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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