Kelsier'sGodComplex Posted February 23, 2019 Report Share Posted February 23, 2019 Granted, the friend is your bathtub faucet. Every one thinks your crazy when you talk to it, so you lose everyone important in your life. You die alone, holding the faucet. I wish for pink and purple hair. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGirlWhoLookedUp Posted February 23, 2019 Report Share Posted February 23, 2019 Granted, however, the reason it’s pink and purple, is because some Rosharian greatshell sneezed on it. I want a plate of chouta. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelsier'sGodComplex Posted February 23, 2019 Report Share Posted February 23, 2019 Granted, but Lopen ate it. I wish for My Hero Academia Season 4 to come out right now so I can watch it with my friends! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringerofShadows Posted February 23, 2019 Report Share Posted February 23, 2019 Granted, but your friends die in the process. I wish to become Odium. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelsier'sGodComplex Posted February 23, 2019 Report Share Posted February 23, 2019 Granted, you get the powers of Preservation also. You can't do anything because the two powers cancel each other out. I wish for unlimited wishes that I can use however I want. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringerofShadows Posted February 23, 2019 Report Share Posted February 23, 2019 (edited) Granted. But you immediately wish you hadn’t, so you don’t wish anymore. I wish for wishes. Edited February 23, 2019 by BringerofShadows 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merlin Posted February 23, 2019 Report Share Posted February 23, 2019 Granted, but with every wish, you grow more and more like Ruin, finally becoming it and getting destroyed. I wish for a Magic 8 Ball. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelsier'sGodComplex Posted February 23, 2019 Report Share Posted February 23, 2019 Granted, but the only thing it can say is, "Come back later." I wish for a new AR-15 so I can name is Bertha. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringerofShadows Posted February 23, 2019 Report Share Posted February 23, 2019 Granted, but the government takes it away. I wish for life to be real. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelsier'sGodComplex Posted February 23, 2019 Report Share Posted February 23, 2019 (edited) Granted, everyone's life is real, except for yours. I wish for a 22 rifle. So I can name it Bertha. I also want the government to not take it away. So I can do whatever I want with it. Edited February 23, 2019 by Kelsier'sGodComplex 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merlin Posted February 23, 2019 Report Share Posted February 23, 2019 Granted. It is constantly being stolen, so you never get to use it. I wish to be a Surgebinder. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelsier'sGodComplex Posted February 23, 2019 Report Share Posted February 23, 2019 Granted, but you become paralyzed. I wish for a single dollar bill. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merlin Posted February 24, 2019 Report Share Posted February 24, 2019 17 minutes ago, Kelsier'sGodComplex said: Granted, but you become paralyzed. I wish for a single dollar bill. If I were a Surgebinder, I could heal myself with Stormlight. Granted, but someone arrests you for forgery. I wish for a tasty doughnut. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelsier'sGodComplex Posted February 24, 2019 Report Share Posted February 24, 2019 Granted, but it has a maggot in it. I wish for a new cello bow. (To go with my cello! ) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eluvianii Posted February 24, 2019 Report Share Posted February 24, 2019 Granted. It's made with wood from your cello. I wish I could do cosplay and obtain the abilities of whoever I am dressed as. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merlin Posted February 24, 2019 Report Share Posted February 24, 2019 Granted. You also obtain the power to constantly see into their innermost thoughts and emotions, slowly drving you insane. I wish for a restful night of sleep. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelsier'sGodComplex Posted February 24, 2019 Report Share Posted February 24, 2019 Granted, but you never sleep again. I wish for a nice new math teacher. (My current one is 100% demon) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephrun’s Imperium Posted February 24, 2019 Report Share Posted February 24, 2019 Granted. It's Kelsier and he killed the old one. That's not the bane. The bane is that he gives way too much homework. I wish that Earth was in the cosmere. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merlin Posted February 24, 2019 Report Share Posted February 24, 2019 Granted. We get an evil, corrupt Shard who is intent on destroying us. I wish for really good food from The Happy Inquisitor 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Night Watcher Posted February 24, 2019 Report Share Posted February 24, 2019 4 minutes ago, WannabeWorldhopper said: Granted. We get an evil, corrupt Shard who is intent on destroying us. I wish for really good food from The Happy Inquisitor Granted, but unfortunately Rock burned his hand while cooking and Lopen took over for him. Needless to say, Herdazian tastes are suited to a select few, and most of the poor fools who ate his stew were condemned to a series of sleepless nights and stomach cramps. I wish to live in an eternal Spring morning. (Sunny and temperate, please.) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormgate Posted February 24, 2019 Report Share Posted February 24, 2019 Granted. You are caught in a time loop that lasts until 12:00 pm on a perfect spring morning. You will never age, never die (permanently), and will eventually learn how to get whatever outcome you want out of the morning. However, you can never escape the loop, unless you do one thing that nobody, including you, really knows what it is. If you never do this thing, time will progress normally for everyone else, but without you in it. I wish to have the ability to learn anything to expert level in a day, being able to learn something else to expert level the next day. (I mean things like spherical geometry, quantum physics, as well as telepathy, flight, etc.) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vogelsang Posted February 24, 2019 Report Share Posted February 24, 2019 Granted, but both sides of any pillow you rest your head on will always be warm. I wish more people would read Brandon Sanderson's books. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I Don't Know Posted February 25, 2019 Report Share Posted February 25, 2019 Granted, but they all hate them and refuse to talk about them. I wish to be better at the violin without having to practice. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGirlWhoLookedUp Posted February 25, 2019 Report Share Posted February 25, 2019 Granted, everyone else hears beautiful music whenever you play. You, however, only hear the screeching of nails on a blackboard. I wish to visit Urithiru. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turin Turambar Posted February 25, 2019 Report Share Posted February 25, 2019 (edited) 1 hour ago, TheGirlWhoLookedUp said: Granted, everyone else hears beautiful music whenever you play. You, however, only hear the screeching of nails on a blackboard. I wish to visit Urithiru. granted. all you got to do is read the books and dream. I wish that I could become one of Sandersons beta readers (Its a real life wish...) Edited February 25, 2019 by Turin Turambar 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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