Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[Winds Alight she/her]

Granted. The teacher speaks in a horrbile Bavarian accent and no German outside of Bavaria will ever understand you.

I wish for more vacation time.

Edited February 22, 2019 by Winds Alight

[BringerofShadows she/her]

Granted, but now you don’t have any summer vacation.

 

 

I wish for a new German teacher.

[Winds Alight she/her]

Granted. You get my former English teacher as one. (She looked like Umbridge and was similar to her in other aspects.)

I wish for more rain this summer.

[Eluvianii he/him]

@BringerofShadows Ha! I don't have english class.

Granted, but only this summer, you may want to start saving up water for the desert you're gonna live on.

I wish I had night vision.

[beantheboy12 he/him]

Granted. You lose your day vision 

I wish for straight As

[BringerofShadows she/her]

Granted, they don’t marry other As, and they only marry the future Fs.

 

 

 

I wish for racism to stop.

[beantheboy12 he/him]

Granted. You get Sanderson-fan discrimination instead.

I wish for only As in my report card

[BringerofShadows she/her]

Granted, but you flunk all your future classes.

 

 

I wish for discrimination to stop.

[Merlin]

Granted. No one pays attention to anyone else.

 

I wish for winter to end.

[TheGirlWhoLookedUp she/her]

Granted, all the snow melt as a huge heat wave envelopes the earth. Every thing burns and the oceans evaporate leaving the planet a barren, charred, rock devoid of life.

I wish for a personal library that I could read whenever I want.

Edited February 23, 2019 by TheGirlWhoLookedUp

[Merlin]

Granted, but everything is in an indecipherable ancient tongue.

 

I wish for a bean.

[BringerofShadows she/her]

Granted, but it turns into a boy. The boy’s name is 12. 

 

 

I wish sugar got rid of fat.

Edited February 23, 2019 by BringerofShadows
Grammar

[beantheboy12 he/him]

Granted. It turns the fat to sugar.

I wish for my new master, WannabeWorldhopper to give me a friend

[Kelsier'sGodComplex she/her]

Granted, the friend is your bathtub faucet. Every one thinks your crazy when you talk to it, so you lose everyone important in your life. You die alone, holding the faucet.

I wish for pink and purple hair. 

[TheGirlWhoLookedUp she/her]

Granted, however, the reason it’s pink and purple, is because some Rosharian greatshell sneezed on it.

I want a plate of chouta.

[Kelsier'sGodComplex she/her]

Granted, but Lopen ate it. 

I wish for My Hero Academia Season 4 to come out right now so I can watch it with my friends! 

[BringerofShadows she/her]

Granted, but your friends die in the process.

 

 

I wish to become Odium.

[Kelsier'sGodComplex she/her]

Granted, you get the powers of Preservation also. You can't do anything because the two powers cancel each other out. 

I wish for unlimited wishes that I can use however I want. 

[BringerofShadows she/her]

Granted. But you immediately wish you hadn’t, so you don’t wish anymore. 

 

I wish for wishes.

Edited February 23, 2019 by BringerofShadows

[Merlin]

Granted, but with every wish, you grow more and more like Ruin, finally becoming it and getting destroyed.

 

I wish for a Magic 8 Ball.

[Kelsier'sGodComplex she/her]

Granted, but the only thing it can say is, "Come back later."

I wish for a new AR-15 so I can name is Bertha.

[BringerofShadows she/her]

Granted, but the government takes it away.

 

 

I wish for life to be real.

[Kelsier'sGodComplex she/her]

Granted, everyone's life is real, except for yours.

I wish for a 22 rifle. So I can name it Bertha. I also want the government to not take it away. So I can do whatever I want with it. 

Edited February 23, 2019 by Kelsier'sGodComplex

[Merlin]

Granted. It is constantly being stolen, so you never get to use it.

 

I wish to be a Surgebinder.

[Kelsier'sGodComplex she/her]

Granted, but you become paralyzed.

I wish for a single dollar bill.