Stormgate he/him Posted February 20, 2019 Posted February 20, 2019 Granted. However, you spend most of your time trying to catch up to your Radiant to get your powers, as without them you are just a lonely guy with a lot of glowing gemstones. I wish to be able to use the Surge of Illumination, powered by resources that I can easily obtain in my vicinity.
Zath he/him Posted February 20, 2019 Posted February 20, 2019 21 minutes ago, Stormgate said: I wish to be able to use the Surge of Illumination, powered by resources that I can easily obtain in my vicinity. Granted! Your newfound Surge is powered by something in your immediate vicinity! In fact, you'd be hard-pressed to find anything in closer proximity than this resource! Your blood. It's your blood. That's how you fuel your illusions. Macabre, I know, but this is a bane after all. Luckily you have a friend at the outpatient center of your local hospital that's great at drawing blood and asks no questions. You tend to avoid international travel, though, as it's a bit awkward explaining how you obtained all those bags of blood. Telling them that it's fine, don't worry, it's my own blood, doesn't seem to help travel security agents calm down. I wish for the ability to make the people around me sneeze whenever I sneeze. 2
Kelsier'sGodComplex she/her Posted February 20, 2019 Posted February 20, 2019 Granted, but they all sneeze on you. I wish for a sketch book that never runs out of blank pages.
beantheboy12 he/him Posted February 20, 2019 Posted February 20, 2019 Granted. The pages are black I wish for a tortise
BringerofShadows she/her Posted February 20, 2019 Posted February 20, 2019 Granted, but it super fast, and your always unable to catch it. I wish for a Raven named Poe.
Merlin Posted February 21, 2019 Posted February 21, 2019 Granted, but every time someone who owns a dog sneezes, the dog dies. I wish for more wishes.
beantheboy12 he/him Posted February 21, 2019 Posted February 21, 2019 Granted. They’re wishes that we wish of you. I wish for a stark suit
BringerofShadows she/her Posted February 21, 2019 Posted February 21, 2019 Granted. You get a nice three piece suit. I wish for Depeche Mode to make more good music.
TheGirlWhoLookedUp she/her Posted February 21, 2019 Posted February 21, 2019 Granted, but the music never stops playing. It just gets louder and louder until it drives you insane. I wish for an army of gerbils that do as I command.
Turin Turambar Posted February 21, 2019 Posted February 21, 2019 11 hours ago, TheGirlWhoLookedUp said: I wish for an army of gerbils that do as I command. Granted, but the gerbils keep on growing until you have an army of godzilla sized gerbil that crush everything due to sheer size. I wish for time for me to work on multiple projects at once.
Kelsier'sGodComplex she/her Posted February 21, 2019 Posted February 21, 2019 Granted, but you have to go to the bathroom every two minutes. I wish for a coat that always keeps me warm, no matter how cold it is.
beantheboy12 he/him Posted February 21, 2019 Posted February 21, 2019 Granted. You can't take it off and the weather is now always hot. I wish to have 666 upvotes
Kelsier'sGodComplex she/her Posted February 21, 2019 Posted February 21, 2019 Granted, but you also get 666666 down votes. I wish for one dollar.
beantheboy12 he/him Posted February 21, 2019 Posted February 21, 2019 Granted. You spend it at the vending machine, and the snack gets caught between the storage area and the glass front I wish for a pack of gum 1
BringerofShadows she/her Posted February 21, 2019 Posted February 21, 2019 Granted, but it wears out really quickly. (In .09 seconds) I WISH FOR THIS THREAD TO END! (Not really)
Turin Turambar Posted February 22, 2019 Posted February 22, 2019 7 hours ago, BringerofShadows said: Granted, but it wears out really quickly. (In .09 seconds) I WISH FOR THIS THREAD TO END! (Not really) Sorry I wish that a mistborn could burn the stuff that shards are made out of. (Me nerding out here - sorry) 1
Merlin Posted February 22, 2019 Posted February 22, 2019 Granted, but the shards corrupt them until they spontaneously combust. I wish for the Shallan's ability to draw.
Zephrun’s Imperium they/he Posted February 22, 2019 Posted February 22, 2019 (edited) Granted. It comes with an identity problem. I wish for an easy-to-access unlimited supply of water for myself. I'm thirsty! Edited February 22, 2019 by Shard of Thought 1
beantheboy12 he/him Posted February 22, 2019 Posted February 22, 2019 Granted. The water's boiling hot. It will burn you I wish to have a better reputation title 1
Merlin Posted February 22, 2019 Posted February 22, 2019 Granted. Everyone knows who you are and they constantly stalk you. I wish for unlimited pomegranates.
beantheboy12 he/him Posted February 22, 2019 Posted February 22, 2019 Granted. They're all unripe. I wish I could have a frog
Merlin Posted February 22, 2019 Posted February 22, 2019 Granted. Every time the frog eats, it transports itself and you to a random location. (The frog is indestructable, by the way.) I wish for a wise tortoise.
Winds Alight she/her Posted February 22, 2019 Posted February 22, 2019 Granted. It's so wise it only speaks in Latin. I wish for my windows to clean themselves.
Eluvianii he/him Posted February 22, 2019 Posted February 22, 2019 Granted, but mysteriously every time you change you discover that your clothes are all dirty, with dust mainly. I wish to score a 100 in my differential equations test tomorrow.
BringerofShadows she/her Posted February 22, 2019 Posted February 22, 2019 Granted, but you fail your next English class. I wish for my school to start teaching German.
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