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Granted. But now nobody will reply back when you text them  

I wish for a credit card with all the money I could want on it. 

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Granted. You become emotionally attached to it, but when Thanksgiving comes around… You are forced fed Alvin the Turkey. 

 

I wish for a piece of Pi.

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On 3/20/2019 at 11:19 AM, BringerofShadows said:

Granted. Was Shamu tamed? Yes. Did he crush one of his trainers? Yes. I think you can make an inference.

 

 

I wish to lose my mind.

Granted. You lose your Mind-the name of the newest iPhone! The problem is you also lose every piece of technology everyone else has-if you touch it.

 

I wish to be a great Airbender.

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Just now, StormblessedSurvivor said:

Granted. You lose your Mind-the name of the newest iPhone! The problem is you also lose every piece of technology everyone else has-if you touch it.

 

I wish to be a great Airbender.

Granted. Just wave your hand and watch the magic as air particles are, wait for it... moved by your hand displacing them!

I wish for a Breath.

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Granted, you become a Cabbage Merchant and are peacefuly selling your cabbages when all of a sudden a large gust of wind knocks your cart over! Aang quickly darts by followed by five firebenders all shooting at him and consequently you. This isn’t the last time something like this happenes and you now have no peace for the rest of your life.

I wish to see a Broadway play.

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1 hour ago, TheGirlWhoLookedUp said:

Granted, you become a Cabbage Merchant and are peacefuly selling your cabbages when all of a sudden a large gust of wind knocks your cart over! Aang quickly darts by followed by five firebenders all shooting at him and consequently you. This isn’t the last time something like this happenes and you now have no peace for the rest of your life.

I wish to see a Broadway play.

Hamilton. But all the actors are mute.

I wish I had money.

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Granted. The Nightwatcher hands you one Lunabill. Use it wisely. (Only redeemable for one glass of tap water)

I wish for Siri’s hair color changing ability.

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Granted. It always shows your most inward emotions, and you cannot control it.

I wish for the stupid hangnail on my finger to heal.

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9 hours ago, Kelsier'sGodComplex said:

Granted, it heals, but you will always have a small peice of nail hanging off. If you pull on it, it pulls your finger off. Have fun!

I wish for a go cart. 

Granted. You have a Go Cart. But once it starts, it can’t stop. After all, it’s a go cart, not a stop cart.

I wish for the ability to draw Stormlight.

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Granted. Later on, you get sick with the same disease.

 

 

I wish to be good at Overwatch.

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Granted, but your main is Mercy. Have fun trying to heal all those players that didn't group up! :lol:

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Also, you play Overwatch? Whose is your actual main. Mine are Zarya and Moira.

I wish for a cake. That I can eat. It is fresh. It is perfect. 

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Granted. But it is a lie. 

 

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My DPS main is Tracer, (that’s what I normally say when people ask) If I really go into detail, D.va is my tank and Moria as my Healer. Mercy used to be my main, until I moved in to bigger and better things. :P

 

I wish for Overwatch to go on the Switch.

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