Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[ginger_reckoning]

3 hours ago, King_of_the_Dark_Lands said:

Granted, your home is turned into a lifeless, desert wasteland, and also, you can never see snow again in your life, even if you go to northern Greenland in January.

I wish I had a working spaceship, that I knew how to fly

Granted, but it is a normal speed spaceship, so it takes years to get anywhere. 

I wish for the ability to teleport to anywhere there is a dog.

[Lord of the Dark Lands]

2 hours ago, ginger_reckoning said:

I wish for the ability to teleport to anywhere there is a dog.

Granted, but you develop a sever allergy against dogs.

I wish I owned every book ever written.

[Stormgate he/him]

Congratulations. From Ancient Egyptian papyri and Mesopotamian stone tablets, to Pride and Prejudice and The Way of Kings. Every book ever written is yours. However, they are in a similar state to the Free Kingdom's book repository (not a library). Good luck not getting lost!

I wish that my theme song played whenever I entered a room.

[Merlin]

Granted. But most of the time, it just plays "I'm Too Sexy".

I wish for Stormlight #4 to come out by May, and it's super good and I get a copy as soon as it does.

 

[Lord Mistborn Bondbreaker he/him]

19 hours ago, WannabeWorldhopper said:

I wish for Stormlight #4 to come out by May, and it's super good and I get a copy as soon as it does.

 

Granted, but you lose the memories of all other Cosmere books. And if you ever read any Cosmere book in the future the story is immediately wiped from your mind.

Meaning that you are in a constant state of both wanting to find out what happened in books 1-3, and what happened in books 5-10.

Ps. Thank you, if it is released in May, that means the rest of us can read it without a curse, your sacrifice is appreciated.

 

I wish for unlimited investiture and the powers of a Fullborn Fullbinder.

Edited March 7, 2019 by Lord Mistborn Skybreaker

[beantheboy12 he/him]

Granted. You cannot use them to help yourself.

I wish I had a spren friend.

[BringerofShadows she/her]

Granted. But it turns out to be a Death Spren, so you guys only meet each other in your death bed. 

 

I wish for mobile to have the cross out option. 

Edited March 7, 2019 by BringerofShadows
I forgot to wish.

[The Night Watcher]

Sure. But no more punctuation.

I wish I didn't get cavities.

[TheGirlWhoLookedUp she/her]

Granted, you go into the dentist’s office every day for three hours to make sure your teeth are still healthy. To keep them like that when you’re not at the dentist, you can’t eat anything normally, and have to be feed through a tube attached to your stomach through your bellybutton. But, you have no cavities.

I wish for a pencil that never got dull, with an eraser that never wore down.

Edited March 8, 2019 by TheGirlWhoLookedUp

[+Doomstick he/him]

congrats! They are burning in a cleansing conflagration.  

I wish for a silmaril

Edited March 8, 2019 by DoomStick

[BringerofShadows she/her]

Granted. But it gets stolen.

 

 

I wish for people to stop using illegal drugs.

Edited March 8, 2019 by BringerofShadows
Sometimes I wish my Grammar was good.

[Merlin]

Granted. Drugs are made legal, so now everyone uses them.

I wish for a pet slug.

[Stormgate he/him]

Granted. It's Doomslug. However, everyone in a position to harm you believes you have a genetic defect that will inevitably lead to the destruction of society as we know it.

 

I wish I was an Epic with a powerset and weakness of my choosing.

[+Doomstick he/him]

Granted, you destroy everything you love

i wish for my previous silmaril to not be stolen

[ginger_reckoning]

Granted. It is legally repossessed by the ghost of Tolkien himself. 

I wish for a free waffle.

[Zath he/him]

27 minutes ago, ginger_reckoning said:

I wish for a free waffle.

The Nightwatcher weeps as she grants your boon.  In fact, she's been weeping since you arrived at the Valley.  This, to you, seems like a bad sign.

A huge waffle appears in the sky.  No, that's not right.  The sky becomes a gigantic waffle, stretching from horizon to horizon.  Only the barest trickle of the sun's light penetrates through the cooked batter to the world below, and tendrils of darkness-- maple syrup-- drip from the sky ominously.  You hear a voice in your head, and you instinctively know that it is the waffle's consciousness speaking to you, a consciousness brimming with dire intent.

"I am FREE!"

In horror, you wrench your gaze from the frankly terrifying scene above you and turn to the Nightwatcher.  She speaks quietly to herself, as though repeating something she has read countless times before: "@ginger_reckoning must not be allowed to reach the Valley, for they must not release the waffle that is imprisoned there."  

She then turns to gaze at you with sorrowful, silken black eyes.  "You have doomed us all."

...

I wish for time in our peace.

Edited March 9, 2019 by Zath

[The Technovore he/him]

Granted, you are now a fullborn with a ton of bendalloy in your pockets. 

You are also now permanently bound to be the Knife, arch-nemesis of the Great Waffle. Every time you die, you are reborn. Every time you fail, you start from the beginning. Every time you suceed, the Great Waffle returns. You must master your powers and seal the Waffle in Don’kies Stumack, or weep as you witness the world burn. Your journey begins now.

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You set that scene up beautifully @Zath, do you happen to be an aspiring writer?

 

Edited March 9, 2019 by The Technovore

[BringerofShadows she/her]

Granted. You get everything instead of nothing. 

 

 

I wish for for people to stop wishing.

Edited March 10, 2019 by BringerofShadows

[The Technovore he/him]

The night watcher glares at you for a long moment. When you stare back impetuously, she sics her axhounds on you and chases you out of the valley.

I wish to rectify my previous mistake of not wishing.

[Jaywalk he/him]

Granted. You wish for rabies.

I wish that...*sobs*...I had...love.

[beantheboy12 he/him]

The nightwatcher looks at you for a moment and shakes her head. “Can’t help you with that.”

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I am sorry, the opportunity was just so perfect 

I wish I had a sixth finger.

[The Technovore he/him]

Granted, you now have six fingers on your left hand, which makes you easily identifiable to any and all Spanish swordsman looking to avenge their fathers. 

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I feel like you set that up on purpose 

I wish to actually understand the Alleyverse

[AonEne he/him]

41 minutes ago, The Technovore said:

I wish to actually understand the Alleyverse

Granted. *hands you a piece of paper with all the answers to any questions you may have* *paper is obliterated the next time the Ghostbloods have an internal conflict - so approximately five minutes from now*

I wish @The Technovore would let me read their paper so I could understand the Alleyverse too.

[BringerofShadows she/her]

Granted. But all it talks about is how the GBs spread there disease to the rest of the guilds. Now everyone is haveing internal conflicts.

 

I wish to get the most liked content. 

[SwordNimiForPresident the sword/that sword]

33 minutes ago, BringerofShadows said:

Granted. But all it talks about is how the GBs spread there disease to the rest of the guilds. Now everyone is haveing internal conflicts.

 

I wish to get the most liked content. 

Granted. You can only post hate in shipping threads.

I wish there were no more shipping threads.