BitBitio he/him Posted June 29, 2018 Posted June 29, 2018 Granted. However, it is model gear so it doesnt actually work. I wish to no longer be called BitKip.
The Allomantic Metalhead he/him Posted June 30, 2018 Posted June 30, 2018 12 hours ago, BitBitio the Mudkip said: I wish to no longer be called BitKip. Granted. Now nobody ever calls you anything other than "that guy", "you", or other equally vague terms. Even you slowly start to forget your name. By the time you die, the only thing on your grave is "That Guy. We don't know their actual name anymore. Or their usernames or anything. ??? - ???" I wish people who should know better, pretentious know-it-alls who actually don't know anything, and just plain historically ignorant people would just stop associating the German Empire with the Nazi party. Yes, I did have an argument with a guy who thought that. He didn't know what the Schlieffen Plan was, and thought that the German Empire had been around since the 1700s "at least", but the Dunning-Kruger Effect was in full swing, and he just wouldn't shut up about it. Sorry for ranting, it's just... geez... we can always dream, right?
Archer he/him Posted July 1, 2018 Posted July 1, 2018 Granted, but from now on, this is what people will think the 19th and 20th centuries were like (in the form of a puppet show with too many characters): Otto von Bismarck: *realpolitikin’ to Highschool Musical* We’re alllll in this together! Kaiser Wilhelm II: Thanks mate. Plot twist time! You’re fired. Otto: Whaaaaaaaaa? Kaiser: *misses his dinner with Russia so Russia goes to hang out with France* Who’s up for an arms race? *starts Weltpolitikin’* Schlieffen: The French have a big wall! But we can go around it and take Paris! Kaiser: Lets go! *German armies conquer Belgium – slowly* BEF: Now see here, chaps! We were in the neighbourhood and we just thought we’d drop in to see – GOOD GRIEF! GERMANY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? German military officers: *in France* Let’s attack Paris! Alexander von Kluck: This is too easy…*Kluck chickens out* World: *fights* *Allies win* *Central powers lose* German people: Ummm, are you sure we lost? Hitler: No! We were cheated! Nazi party: *rises* League of Nations: Please stop. Oh, you’re not stopping. Um. Well then. World: Here we go again. *fights* America: I GOT THIS. For my wish, I would like to be able to CTRL+Z my actions in real life. 3
ScarletSabre he/him Posted July 1, 2018 Posted July 1, 2018 Granted, but it has limitations. It's very easy to accidentally undo something without meaning to, there's no CTRL+Y to redo things, and it's very easy to accidentally undo more than you meant to. I wish I could copy and paste food in real life
Zath he/him Posted July 1, 2018 Posted July 1, 2018 43 minutes ago, ScarletSabre said: I wish I could copy and paste food in real life Granted! Whenever you come across food that you wish to copy and paste, here's what you do. "Plug" a computer keyboard into the desired food item (You do carry a keyboard around with you at all times, don't you?) Press Ctrl-C Unplug the keyboard Press Ctrl-V Voila! An exact duplicate of the food will appear at the end of the keyboard's cord. Enjoy! Your bane is that whenever someone asks you what you'd like to eat, or if they ask you what your favorite food is, your answer will always be this: "ICE-COLD VENGEANCE!! Dripping with the blood of my enemies!! ...with a light Caesar salad on the side." On these occasions, you will be given a pickle and nothing else (except for some weird stares from the people around you, of course ). I wish for a mobile home.
AonEne he/him Posted July 1, 2018 Posted July 1, 2018 Granted. It's Baba Yaga's chicken house thing. Whenever you get in, it doesn't listen to you, and whenever you're not in it, it chases you around. Sorry. I wish for Cosmere puns.
BitBitio he/him Posted July 2, 2018 Posted July 2, 2018 Granted. However you have one day left to live, so hurry! I wish to be called Bit or BB. Or Mudkip
AonEne he/him Posted July 2, 2018 Posted July 2, 2018 5 minutes ago, BitBitio the Mudkip said: Granted. However you have one day left to live, so hurry! I wish to be called Bit or BB. Or Mudkip But what were the puns? I didn't get any puns! Granted. But you are only called by each of those once and then never again. I wish to know what the puns were. In detail.
Kidpen he/him Posted July 2, 2018 Posted July 2, 2018 Granted. The puns were humorous sentences that used ample wordplay to incite laughter. They took use of many words, including Stick, Adonalsium, several shard worlds, and Vin. I wish for no one to tell Ene the exact content of the puns, ever, including through further wishes.
BitBitio he/him Posted July 2, 2018 Posted July 2, 2018 1 hour ago, Kidpen said: Granted. The puns were humorous sentences that used ample wordplay to incite laughter. They took use of many words, including Stick, Adonalsium, several shard worlds, and Vin. I wish for no one to tell Ene the exact content of the puns, ever, including through further wishes. Granted, but you become a Potato Chip. I wish to become a Shardblade.
ScarletSabre he/him Posted July 3, 2018 Posted July 3, 2018 Granted. However, you didn't wish to become a Sprenblade, so your bond has been broken, and you're left with someone swinging around your corpse by the feet as you scream into the mind of anyone who can hear it. I wish to be able to use Force Lightning.
goody153 Posted July 5, 2018 Posted July 5, 2018 On 7/3/2018 at 4:46 PM, ScarletSabre said: Granted. However, you didn't wish to become a Sprenblade, so your bond has been broken, and you're left with someone swinging around your corpse by the feet as you scream into the mind of anyone who can hear it. I wish to be able to use Force Lightning. Granted however you're basically a low-level Sith now with zero skills for a Sith who is below the hierarchy of Sith under Palpatines rule. So good luck ! but hey at least you could spew cool red light now I wish to be able to access the cognitive world
Rebecca she/her Posted July 6, 2018 Posted July 6, 2018 Granted, but you can no longer access the physical realm. I wish the next person to link an amazing song.
ScarletSabre he/him Posted July 6, 2018 Posted July 6, 2018 3 hours ago, Rebecca said: I wish the next person to link an amazing song. Granted. However your bane is the fact you never said it had to be a good song. Enjoy~ I wish for the ability to levitate books so I can read with no hands.
BitBitio he/him Posted July 6, 2018 Posted July 6, 2018 Granted. You lose your hands. I wish that this wish was impossible to mess up.
Zath he/him Posted July 6, 2018 Posted July 6, 2018 1 hour ago, BitBitio the Mudkip said: I wish that this wish was impossible to mess up. Granted! Your wish is impossible to mess up. Your bane is that the Nightwatcher lied. You totally messed up that wish. So, so badly. It's completely null and void, so the Nightwatcher gives you a different boon and bane instead. Your boon is that you are now a Mudkip (if you weren't already). Your bane is that you are forced to fight to exhaustion in brutal Pokemon battles for the entertainment of the masses. I wish to know who I am. 1
BitBitio he/him Posted July 6, 2018 Posted July 6, 2018 Granted. You are half human, half dog. Jokes on you! I fight in pokemon battles all the time and never lose! I wish for this sentence to be ignored.
Zath he/him Posted July 6, 2018 Posted July 6, 2018 Half human, half dog? Ha! That's ridiculous- *walks past a mirror* HOLY HARMONY!! How long has this been going on?! 13 minutes ago, BitBitio the Mudkip said: I wish for this sentence to be ignored. Wish granted. *time warp ensues* BitBitio the Mudkip, you forgot to make a wish! Shame on you! You hereby suffer all the banes of previous posters going back to the last time someone forgot to make a wish. I wish to for the ability to manipulate photons. 1
BitBitio he/him Posted July 6, 2018 Posted July 6, 2018 Granted. You are also paralyzed completely. I wish to not have any banes.
Zath he/him Posted July 6, 2018 Posted July 6, 2018 23 minutes ago, BitBitio the Mudkip said: I wish to not have any banes. The Nightwatcher stares at you, unamused by your clever "wish", and then turns you into a cremling for wasting her time. Not to worry, though, she also gives you a boon: you are the most popular of cremlings, and all the other cremlings want to be your friend and hear about your previous adventures as a Mudkip. I wish for a tasty sandwich the size of Massachusetts. 4
+ElephantEarwax he/him Posted July 6, 2018 Posted July 6, 2018 Granted, but it is proportionally thick and is on top of you. I wish for a larkin.
DrakeMarshall he/him Posted July 6, 2018 Posted July 6, 2018 Granted. You are now holding a pet Larkin in your hands. It has these great big wide silver eyes, that are staring up at you... Hungrily? Unfortunately, the only real source of investiture on Earth is the spark of life, so that is what this Larkin is adapted to feed on. Starting with yours. I wish for a lark.
BitBitio he/him Posted July 6, 2018 Posted July 6, 2018 Granted. You lose all your other possessions so you can have this lark. I wish for a new wish. And for this new wish, I wish for another new wish. And with this wish... You get the idea.
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