Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[Sparkrunner he/him]

I donut understand...

[FiveLate]

Bah no one gets Dresden Files reference...I am shocked.....

Ok I wish for a cat.

[Ammanas]

3 hours ago, FiveLate said:

Granted but it is a fruitcake donut over 100years old.

I wish someone had caught my donut wish reference!

I got it! Eldest Gruff...I love that scene!

[DrakeMarshall he/him]

4 hours ago, FiveLate said:

Granted but it is a fruitcake donut over 100years old.

I wish someone had caught my donut wish reference!

The nightwatcher catches it. And then throws it again. Don't ask me how that works.

Edit: oops, I didn't see the next page.

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Ok I wish for a cat.

Granted. Here is a lifeless koloss-cat, imprinted with the command "destroy furniture."

 

I wish for a small bag of clearmarks.

Edited August 19, 2017 by Drake Marshall

[FiveLate]

1 hour ago, Drake Marshall said:

imprinted with the command "destroy furniture."

Isn't that basic cat imprint? Not koloss cat?

 

[phoenix2563]

1 hour ago, Drake Marshall said:

I wish for a small bag of clearmarks.

Granted.  Here is your bag of clearmarks.  Your cognitive aspect is now tied to them.  Each one that you lose track of will cost you a piece of your mind.

I wish for the final copyedit of Oathbringer, fully accessible and in English to arrive at my doorstep tonight for my reading pleasure

[Borio Singaldi he/him]

41 minutes ago, phoenix2563 said:

I wish for the final copyedit of Oathbringer, fully accessible and in English to arrive at my doorstep tonight for my reading pleasure

Granted. You now have the final copyedit of Oathbringer. Now the only language you are only able to read is Latin.

I wish to be rid of depression.

[phoenix2563]

8 minutes ago, Firerust said:

Granted. You now have the final copyedit of Oathbringer. Now the only language you are only able to read is Latin.

Opus hodie est satus Anglis tum classes!

Edited August 19, 2017 by phoenix2563

[Nathrangking he/him]

I call upon the powers of the nightwatcher to fulfill my boon. I wish for my wallet to always be full of legal tender money.

[Sparkrunner he/him]

3 hours ago, Nathrangking said:

tender money.

Tender enough... To scream in pain when you touch them? XD

I want peace and quiet.

[Nathrangking he/him]

28 minutes ago, Roadwalker said:

Tender enough... To scream in pain when you touch them? XD

I want peace and quiet.

Granted, You are the only being in the universe and you eventually lose your mind due to the isolation.

 

I call upon the powers of the nightwatcher to fulfill my boon. I wish to always be correct regardless of what I say.

[Snipexe he/him]

1 hour ago, Nathrangking said:

I call upon the powers of the nightwatcher to fulfill my boon. I wish to always be correct regardless of what I say.

Granted, but now you can't talk.  I humbly ask to be humble.

[Sami she/her]

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I humbly ask to be humble.

Granted, but now everything you say will be depreciating yourself.

I wish to eat a chocolate sundae

Edited August 22, 2017 by Sami

[Nathrangking he/him]

4 minutes ago, snipexe said:

Granted, but now you can't talk.  I humbly ask to be humble.

Granted, you become humble to the point of extreme self deprecation.

 

I call upon the powers of the nightwatcher to fulfill my boon. I wish to own signed first addition copies of every cosmere novel.

[Snipexe he/him]

3 hours ago, Nathrangking said:

I call upon the powers of the nightwatcher to fulfill my boon. I wish to own signed first addition copies of every cosmere novel.

Granted, but they are written in an imaginary language.

I humbly ask for the power to walk backwards without ever tripping.

[Faceless Mist-Wraith he/him]

I appear to have double posted, how do I get rid of this?

Edited August 22, 2017 by Faceless Mist-Wraith
Help me.

[Faceless Mist-Wraith he/him]

16 minutes ago, snipexe said:

Granted, but they are written in an imaginary language.

I humbly ask for the power to walk backwards without ever tripping.

Granted, but no matter how many steps you take you never actually move.

I wish for the power to summon perfectly cooked waffles.

[Snipexe he/him]

2 minutes ago, Faceless Mist-Wraith said:

I wish for the power to summon perfectly cooked waffles.

granted, but you will always double post (the curse has already started...)

I humbly ask for the power of the nightwatcher

[Shqueeves]

2 minutes ago, snipexe said:

granted, but you will always double post (the curse has already started...)

I humbly ask for the power of the nightwatcher

The Nightwatcher sighs. "No." You get a pair of fluffy bunny slippers. Your bane is that all food tastes like cardboard. 

I wish for time

[Snipexe he/him]

Just now, Shqueeves said:

I wish for time

You get time... just infinitely looping on your worst moments.

I wish for a world hopping messenger pigeon.

[Shqueeves]

1 minute ago, snipexe said:

You get time... just infinitely looping on your worst moments.

I wish for a world hopping messenger pigeon.

Granted. Your bane is severe allergies to any and all birds. 

I wish for world peace

[phoenix2563]

10 minutes ago, Shqueeves said:

I wish for world peace

Granted.  A small, sparcely populated world at the edge of the Cosmere, which is still in the Stone Age, is now at peace.  And you are not able to leave this world.

I wish for more wisdom.

Edited August 22, 2017 by phoenix2563

[flying_shadow she/her]

Granted, but you can't communicate at all.

I wish I only needed four hours of sleep per day.

[ShadowLord_Lith he/him]

Granted. Your bane is that, once you've fallen asleep, you cannot wake up until seven hours minimum have passed.

 

Oh holy watcher of the night, spren of a goddess and protector of the old magics, I beg thee to grant me the power to travel any distance in the blink of an eye via holes I can form in the air.

[Nathrangking he/him]

28 minutes ago, ShadowLord_Lith said:

Granted. Your bane is that, once you've fallen asleep, you cannot wake up until seven hours minimum have passed.

 

Oh holy watcher of the night, spren of a goddess and protector of the old magics, I beg thee to grant me the power to travel any distance in the blink of an eye via holes I can form in the air.

The holy watcher of the night, spren of a goddess and protector of the old magics grants your request you can now travel any distance in the blink of an eye. However, you have little control of said power and as a result you randomly and at the most inappropriate times travel to far flung locals.

I call upon the powers of the nightwatcher to fulfill my boon. I wish that myself, my family and friends were all invincible. 

 

Edited August 22, 2017 by Nathrangking