Farnsworth Posted April 8, 2017 Report Share Posted April 8, 2017 On 4/5/2017 at 10:53 AM, Djarskublar said: Actually, we know her name. We found out during the Dark Talent tour. Her name is Evie (spelling unconfirmed, it's pronounced like the Pokemon eevee). I was there with the guy who got that answered, so can confirm. Sorry to make your wish pointless Presenting: The amazing Evie Kholin! 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brightness Enna Posted April 10, 2017 Report Share Posted April 10, 2017 On 4/7/2017 at 7:12 PM, Drake Marshall said: Granted. You're bane is that you receive something. Specifically a headache for the next 24 hours. I wish for for some chouta, preferably without shells in it. Granted. Yummy, yummy meat and gravy and tortilla-esque thing. However, you can never touch a piece of paper again without getting a papercut. The size of the cut is in direct relation to the size of the paper. Better avoid posters. I wish for chocolate ice cream. mmm.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kplynch21 Posted April 10, 2017 Report Share Posted April 10, 2017 You get chocolate ice cream, but Rock prepares it the same way he would for Sadeas. I wish to break the 50 yard butterfly middle school record. (0.31 seconds off in my first meet of the year, granted with a relay start.) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrakeMarshall Posted April 10, 2017 Report Share Posted April 10, 2017 Hmmm... Granted. In exchange, you lose seven years of your life span. I wish to know what happens when you try to burn metal with a hemalurgic charge in it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zennix Posted April 10, 2017 Report Share Posted April 10, 2017 (edited) Granted. You find out through personal experience that anyone who burns a hemalurgically charged metal will develop profuse, constant and everlasting Diarrhea. (So, I understand why you are posting on the 17th Shard from your toilet.) I wish to become a Returned who can convert pizza to Breaths. Edited April 21, 2017 by Zennix 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brightness Enna Posted April 10, 2017 Report Share Posted April 10, 2017 Granted. Unfortunately, your Breath requirement jumps from one a week to five, and every two years, it doubles. On the plus side, Domino's probably will give you frequent flyer miles, so there's that. I wish for a free flight to anywhere every time I want one 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borio Singaldi Posted April 11, 2017 Report Share Posted April 11, 2017 12 minutes ago, Brightness Enna said: I wish for a free flight to anywhere every time I want one Granted. However, your vision has been altered so that now you see everything in a negative monochrome. I wish for luck at school. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrakeMarshall Posted April 11, 2017 Report Share Posted April 11, 2017 (edited) 2 hours ago, Firerust the Terris Gyorn said: Granted. However, your vision has been altered so that now you see everything in a negative monochrome. I wish for luck at school. Granted. All things random act in you're favor. Unfortunately, very few things in the world are true random. Quantum physics tends to have some true random features, but nothing large-scale does really. So... What does that look like? Quantum luck? The only effect of this that you might notice is that the probabilities for radioactive decay near you are skewed. So, if you somehow came in contact with a large amount of a radioactive substance, it would, against all odds, not decay in your presence, and thus you and everyone else wouldn't get radiation poisoning. Which I guess is kind of a cool power. But even then, you're radiation immunity only functions at school, since that is the only place your "luck" applies. I suppose the other "true random" thing you might be able to notice is the location of an electron with respect to the atomic nucleus of an insulator... So insulators tend to be polarized in you're favor. Hm... I guess that means you also never get a static shock at your school anymore? So. That is your wish granted. Scientifically. Anyway, your bane is that you are now dyslexic. If by wishing for "luck in school" you hoped you would be getting better grades, that may have backfired... I wish to no longer need sleep. Edited April 11, 2017 by Drake Marshall 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kplynch21 Posted April 11, 2017 Report Share Posted April 11, 2017 9 hours ago, Drake Marshall said: I wish to no longer need sleep. Granted. You no longer need sleep, however you always have a longing want to sleep, and you sleep over 20 hours a day because you want to. I wish that I could get the people sitting in front of me in class right now to shut up unless they are talking about Brandon Sanderson. (An ability to turn my hearing off would do just fine.) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonathon Posted April 12, 2017 Report Share Posted April 12, 2017 On 4/11/2017 at 8:14 AM, Kplynch21 said: I wish that I could get the people sitting in front of me in class right now to shut up unless they are talking about Brandon Sanderson. (An ability to turn my hearing off would do just fine.) Granted, the people sitting in front of you stop talking, however for the rest of your life you will be haunted by their voices in your head (and they aren't talking about Brandon Sanderson). I wish for the gift of understanding 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unhinged Posted April 13, 2017 Report Share Posted April 13, 2017 Granted you gain an understanding of things man was not meant to know and go mad from the revelation I wish for a package of sandwich rolls. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Okdes Posted April 13, 2017 Report Share Posted April 13, 2017 You get the rolls, but they have no taste. I ask that my body does not fall apart with age. I still age and die from it, but I do not lose eyesight, hearing, hair, teeth, movement, etc. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brightness Enna Posted April 14, 2017 Report Share Posted April 14, 2017 Granted. You lose both feet tomorrow. Not because of age but because of ... uh ... magic ... oooOOOooo I wish for a sweatshirt that stays magically clean so I never have to wash it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonathon Posted April 14, 2017 Report Share Posted April 14, 2017 Granted but the sweatshirt makes you feel colder instead of warmer I wish for the power to bring stories to life 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zennix Posted April 16, 2017 Report Share Posted April 16, 2017 On Friday, April 14, 2017 at 1:49 AM, Jonathon said: Granted but the sweatshirt makes you feel colder instead of warmer I wish for the power to bring stories to life Granted. You try to bring the Stormlight Archive to life because you want to bond with Syl and become a Windrunner, but instead you manifest a Highstorm in your house, and we know it can only go downhill from here... I wish to become the Dragon Reborn. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rasha Posted April 17, 2017 Report Share Posted April 17, 2017 (edited) Your wish is satisfied. Next time you wake, you find your house in utter disorder, with melted ceilings and floors, bodies everywhere. More disturbing, there's a strange man waiting for you on your balcony. I wish I had completed my Master's thesis already. Edited April 17, 2017 by Rasha 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radiant_Jaeger Posted April 17, 2017 Report Share Posted April 17, 2017 Wish granted, you've completed it, but have left a grammatical error in every other sentence. ENJOY! I wish that Oathkeeper would be rated R as a book (Comparitively not literally) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
18th Shard Posted April 17, 2017 Report Share Posted April 17, 2017 Granted. Unfortunately, Tor then refuses to publish it for the large number of chapters consisting of expletives. You are then murdered by 17th Sharders who blame you for the end of the cosmere's publishing. I wish that any bane I receive is inflicted seventy-seven fold on the person who gives me the bane, and that that person is then forced to relive their worst experiences eternally. (Take that, Nightwatcher!) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radiant_Jaeger Posted April 17, 2017 Report Share Posted April 17, 2017 @18th Shard Lol ouch! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Staphylococcus Posted April 18, 2017 Report Share Posted April 18, 2017 (edited) On 4/17/2017 at 5:57 PM, 18th Shard said: Granted. Unfortunately, Tor then refuses to publish it for the large number of chapters consisting of expletives. You are then murdered by 17th Sharders who blame you for the end of the cosmere's publishing. I wish that any bane I receive is inflicted seventy-seven fold on the person who gives me the bane, and that that person is then forced to relive their worst experiences eternally. (Take that, Nightwatcher!) Your bane is drowning in a pool full of fluffy puppies, which I'll have to relive over and over for eternity. (How can I ask for anything now? This is seriously the best death ever.) I wish I passed my finals without loosing my sanity. Edited April 18, 2017 by Staphylococcus I noticed a missing word :D 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rasha Posted April 18, 2017 Report Share Posted April 18, 2017 You didn't lose your Sanity. It is still there, and you can feel it watchning you closely, plotting to cause your downfall. I wish to get rid of my insomnia. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
18th Shard Posted April 18, 2017 Report Share Posted April 18, 2017 Done. You will never awake again. I wish that my boon not be granted. (insert paradox logic) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kenod Posted April 18, 2017 Report Share Posted April 18, 2017 The Nightwatcher doesn't appreciate meta-wishes and curses you with perfect immortality (you will end up living longer than the universe, have fun). I wish for a sentient fox. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gizmosowner Posted April 18, 2017 Report Share Posted April 18, 2017 (edited) Paradox logic inserted. Website breaks i wish for a cuddly pet fox kenod posted as soon as I mentioned a fox so I guess my boon was granted Edited April 18, 2017 by Gizmosowner 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kenod Posted April 20, 2017 Report Share Posted April 20, 2017 Should I start running? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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