Lord_of_Awesome Posted December 19, 2016 Posted December 19, 2016 2 hours ago, Shqueeves said: I wish to be fluent in High Imperial. Granted, you now speak High Imperial. ONLY High Imperial. You can still understand English but you can't speak it or ever learn to speak it again. To everyone else you will sound like you are speaking gibberish, and you can't teach the language to anyone. Your bane? You loose your tongue and voice box. I wish to have a great evil cackle.
DarkJester Posted December 19, 2016 Posted December 19, 2016 Hands you a key chain with a button on it. Every time you press the button it emits an evil little cackle. Your bane is that you have now shrunk and become a real life chibi version of yourself and you constantly have anime fans following you everywhere in groups wanting to pinch your cheeks. I wish for an up vote... 4
Yata he/him Posted December 19, 2016 Posted December 19, 2016 1 hour ago, DarkJester said: Hands you a key chain with a button on it. Every time you press the button it emits an evil little cackle. Your bane is that you have now shrunk and become a real life chibi version of yourself and you constantly have anime fans following you everywhere in groups wanting to pinch your cheeks. I wish for an up vote... Granted, but now everytime you get an upvote you will feel an intense pain from 5 seconds. I wish to sleep regulary
ShadowLord_Lith he/him Posted December 20, 2016 Posted December 20, 2016 19 hours ago, Yata said: Granted, but now everytime you get an upvote you will feel an intense pain from 5 seconds. I wish to sleep regulary Granted. You will sleep once every fourteen days at exactly midnight to exactly four in the morning. I feel like you already have a bane. I'll give you one anyway. your bane is that you are awake when you should be asleep and vice-versa. I wish to be THE physical personification of magic.
DrakeMarshall he/him Posted December 21, 2016 Posted December 21, 2016 On 12/20/2016 at 5:28 AM, ShadowLord_Lith said: I wish to be THE physical personification of magic. Granted. You are transformed into a massive maelstrom of energy. You are the size of a star, and burn with the intensity and power of a star... But instead of heat and light, you exude magic. Rather than being powered by the nuclear fusion of hydrogen, you are a manifestation of the very essence of energy. Anything that gets to close to you disintegrates into raw energy. Your distant light bestows unusually potent manifestations of magic upon all the planets in your orbit. Your bane is that, also like a star, you are inanimate, and not at all sentient. You are simply a colossally powerful burst of pure magical energy. A wholly unreasoning piece of the natural world. I wish for the return of all ten heralds in their full glory.
Sallin Zeras he/him Posted December 23, 2016 Posted December 23, 2016 On 12/21/2016 at 2:34 PM, Drake Marshall said: Granted. You are transformed into a massive maelstrom of energy. You are the size of a star, and burn with the intensity and power of a star... But instead of heat and light, you exude magic. Rather than being powered by the nuclear fusion of hydrogen, you are a manifestation of the very essence of energy. Anything that gets to close to you disintegrates into raw energy. Your distant light bestows unusually potent manifestations of magic upon all the planets in your orbit. Your bane is that, also like a star, you are inanimate, and not at all sentient. You are simply a colossally powerful burst of pure magical energy. A wholly unreasoning piece of the natural world. I wish for the return of all ten heralds in their full glory. Well, you have me here 1
Shqueeves Posted January 2, 2017 Posted January 2, 2017 On 12/21/2016 at 1:34 PM, Drake Marshall said: I wish for the return of all ten heralds in their full glory. Granted. Your bane is that the entirety of your existence is erased from the history of everything. I wish for an excellent 2017
DrakeMarshall he/him Posted January 2, 2017 Posted January 2, 2017 Granted. Your bane is that 2018 will be the worst year in the history of all of humanity. Any progress you make in 2017 will be undone twofold come 2018. Enjoy. I wish for understanding.
ShadowLord_Lith he/him Posted January 2, 2017 Posted January 2, 2017 Granted. A brick named "understanding" falls from the sky and knocks you unconscious. Your bane? Well... umm... your kinda... already... umm...unconcious, so... yeah. I wish for all of my 12 children to have either an extremely strong(and dominant) allomantic gene, or an extremely strong(and dominant) ferruchemical gene.
QuantumSpren Posted January 2, 2017 Posted January 2, 2017 16 hours ago, ShadowLord_Lith said: Granted. A brick named "understanding" falls from the sky and knocks you unconscious. Your bane? Well... umm... your kinda... already... umm...unconcious, so... yeah. I wish for all of my 12 children to have either an extremely strong(and dominant) allomantic gene, or an extremely strong(and dominant) ferruchemical gene. Granted. All your children are powerful aluminum gnats. I wish to be able to worldhop. 3
DarkJester Posted January 2, 2017 Posted January 2, 2017 4 hours ago, QuantumSpren said: Granted. All your children are powerful aluminum gnats. I wish to be able to worldhop. Granted! You can now world hop at will. Your bane? Nothing important is going on right now so Hoid follows you everywhere heckling you to keep himself entertained. I wish at least a few of my theories were correct if only so I could say I was right for once... 3
Atkion he/him Posted January 5, 2017 Posted January 5, 2017 Granted, but someone else comes out with the exact same theory 24 hours before you do, without your knowledge, and everyone thinks you copied it. I wish for the power to control people's attention at will.
ShadowLord_Lith he/him Posted January 5, 2017 Posted January 5, 2017 Granted. You now have full control over a girl named People's Attention a'Twill. Your bane is that you switch genders every time you use this ability. I wish I could grant any wish anyone had at will, without anyone ever finding out it was me.
DrakeMarshall he/him Posted January 5, 2017 Posted January 5, 2017 1 hour ago, CastleStorm30038 said: Granted, but someone else comes out with the exact same theory 24 hours before you do, without your knowledge, and everyone thinks you copied it. This is why Hoid reasoned that timeliness is what people value... 48 minutes ago, ShadowLord_Lith said: I wish I could grant any wish anyone had at will, without anyone ever finding out it was me. Granted. Your bane? Every wish you grant comes with a bane. What's more, the bane doesn't act on the person who got their wish granted, it acts on you. I wish for the revival of sentient raccoons on this thread.
Lord_of_Awesome Posted January 5, 2017 Posted January 5, 2017 2 hours ago, Drake Marshall said: This is why Hoid reasoned that timeliness is what people value... Granted. Your bane? Every wish you grant comes with a bane. What's more, the bane doesn't act on the person who got their wish granted, it acts on you. I wish for the revival of sentient raccoons on this thread. Not going to ask... Granted. The sentient raccoons become obsessed with the taste of human flesh, and go to your house and tie you and your family up. They eat your family alive in front of your eyes, and when they are done they will open up your insides and make you eat your own guts. But they will keep you alive, and they will eat your limbs and your body untill the only thing left of you is a still-alive head and a bunch of vital organs, attached through spindly veins and tubes to your head and somehow keeping you alive. You cannot move, and all you feel is pain. You will never die, and will be left like that, a head with vital organs strewn out in front of you, for the rest of eternity. All because you wanted sentient raccoons. Your family and you are the only ones they will be able to eat before they return to the realm of nonexistence. I think I may need help. I wish to be transported to the Elder Scrolls universe, with full Thu'um capability, maximum mage and warrior perks, and a merciless mission to slaughter every single Thalmor within the world of the Elder Scrolls. Such a good thing surely does not deserve a bane, right? Right...?
Megadraco he/him Posted January 11, 2017 Posted January 11, 2017 (edited) On 05/01/2017 at 5:49 AM, Lord_of_Awesome said: I wish to be transported to the Elder Scrolls universe, with full Thu'um capability, maximum mage and warrior perks, and a merciless mission to slaughter every single Thalmor within the world of the Elder Scrolls. Granted. Your bane is that, every time you kill a Thalmor, you get turned a little bit into one, until you become a Thalmor yourself. EDIT: I wish to be able to stop time. Second edit: Typo correction. Edited January 11, 2017 by Megadraco
Mirdrim Posted January 11, 2017 Posted January 11, 2017 3 hours ago, Megadraco said: Granted. Your bane is that, every time you kill a Thalmor, you get turned a little bit into one, until you become a Thalmor yourself. EDIT: I wish to be able to stop time. Second edit: Typo correction. Granted, but you can't start time again. I wish to be able to let anyone experience my mind at will, and to be able to experience others' minds as well.
Shqueeves Posted January 13, 2017 Posted January 13, 2017 On 1/11/2017 at 4:38 PM, Mirdrim said: Granted, but you can't start time again. I wish to be able to let anyone experience my mind at will, and to be able to experience others' minds as well. Granted. Your bane is that you now have the intelligence capabilities of a vegetable. I wish to be an electrum ferring
Shadeshadow227 Posted January 20, 2017 Posted January 20, 2017 On 1/12/2017 at 8:09 PM, Shqueeves said: Granted. Your bane is that you now have the intelligence capabilities of a vegetable. I wish to be an electrum ferring Granted, but you can NOT tap, only store Determination. I wish to have both Steel and Iron Allomancy naturally.
Erandeni he/him Posted January 20, 2017 Posted January 20, 2017 2 hours ago, Shadeshadow227 said: Granted, but you can NOT tap, only store Determination. I wish to have both Steel and Iron Allomancy naturally. Granted, but the strenght of your pushes and pulls changes randomly between being so weak you can barely move a coin and so strong as Lord Ruler with duralumin. I wish for being capable of control Gravity.
Shadeshadow227 Posted January 20, 2017 Posted January 20, 2017 16 minutes ago, Idealistic Mistborn said: Granted, but the strenght of your pushes and pulls changes randomly between being so weak you can barely move a coin and so strong as Lord Ruler with duralumin. I wish for being capable of control Gravity. Granted, but the power and effect of your ability will fluctuate from barely being able to lift a paperclip to flattening buildings. I wish for the ability to create ANYTHING.
Vissy Posted January 21, 2017 Posted January 21, 2017 (edited) You receive a remote that, with the right combination of buttons, can indeed create anything. But no manual. As for your bane, everyone in the world suddenly becomes acutely aware that you have such a remote. I want the ability to store (and compound) Fortune. Edited January 21, 2017 by Rob Lucci
Podman Posted February 21, 2017 Posted February 21, 2017 (edited) Granted. But you can't tap it, and are stuck on storing it. Whenever you try to compound it, you just store more. I wish to have a free pass of becoming Returned when I die, and becoming the next God King. Edited February 21, 2017 by podman36
Podman Posted February 21, 2017 Posted February 21, 2017 On 12/8/2016 at 11:19 PM, Shqueeves said: Granted, but it's 10% cacao and 90% the dirt it was grown in I wish that it will snow more You twisted witch!
Tazren he/him Posted February 23, 2017 Posted February 23, 2017 On 21/02/2017 at 10:58 PM, podman36 said: Granted. But you can't tap it, and are stuck on storing it. Whenever you try to compound it, you just store more. I wish to have a free pass of becoming Returned when I die, and becoming the next God King. Granted, but something goes wrong during the transition so all the Breaths are permanently lost. I wish for a life of perfect health with fast recovery from any injuries.
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