Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[AnikoliNightmareVision she/her]

granted. you are so unbalanced on your feet that swinging it would kill you.

granted. you die and are Returned and must live off of investiture for the rest of your long life (or short, because earth isn't cosmere)

I wish for unparalleled writing skills with no negative side effects in any way shape or form.

granted, you become a new Brandon Sanderson

[Citadel16 he/him]

granted. you are ninja'd by me and thats not even the curse. the curse is that you cannot taste anything that has ever touched a noodle.

 

I wish for socks

Edited March 5, 2016 by WarriorExMachina

[AnikoliNightmareVision she/her]

granted. you are ninja'd by me and thats not even the curse. the curse is that you cannot taste anything that has ever touched a noodle.

I wish for socks

Granted. They fill your house like Harry's Hogwarts letters filled his unckle's home in Philosophers stone

I wish a spiked dog

[Citadel16 he/him]

Granted. They fill your house like Harry's Hogwarts letters filled his unckle's home in Philosophers stone

I wish a spiked dog

I wouldnt mind this. I can never find my socks anymore.

[Observer]

You get a spiked dog. It has major intelligence and Fullborn powers and proceeds to take over the world. It decided not to kill you, but you'll never be sure that was what you wanted.

 

I'll take a bag of holding filled with gold and valuables. 

[Jondesu he/him]

You get a spiked dog. It has major intelligence and Fullborn powers and proceeds to take over the world. It decided not to kill you, but you'll never be sure that was what you wanted.

I'll take a bag of holding filled with gold and valuables.

Granted. It's enchanted so you can only open a side pocket filled with nothing but chull droppings.

I wish I could go to sleep right now.

[AnikoliNightmareVision she/her]

Granted. You came to live in my country and have a no job and money here. Hopefully here is 1.32AM and you can sleep.

I wish to be a Mistborn

[AnikoliNightmareVision she/her]

You get a spiked dog. It has major intelligence and Fullborn powers and proceeds to take over the world. It decided not to kill you, but you'll never be sure that was what you wanted.

that's all happened cuz someone offer me a cookie and I throw it out a window

[CarolaDavar she/her]

Granted. You came to live in my country and have a no job and money here. Hopefully here is 1.32AM and you can sleep.

I wish to be a Mistborn

Granted. All of the correct metal alloys no longer exist, so you can't use the abilities.

I wish I could write like Brandon Sanderson

[Sunbird she/her]

Granted. You write exactly like Brandon Sanderson so that he sues you for copying his stories.

 

I wish to be a steelrunner.

[Darkness Ascendant he/him]

granted but whenever you touch steel it turns to stone.

 

I wish I had a gauss gun

[Bugsy he/him]

granted but whenever you touch steel it turns to stone.

I wish I had a gauss gun

Granted. Here's your gas gun!

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I wish to be able to change the channel without moving or a remote

ETA: So, apparently HTML doesn't work that well here

Edited March 7, 2016 by Bugsy6912

[AnikoliNightmareVision she/her]

Granted. You are unable to walk and you spend the rest of your life in chair and bed.

I wish to have a pet dragon who I can ride and who won't eat me

[CarolaDavar she/her]

Granted. Your Dragon kills you wih fire.

I wish i was a pony

[Cephandrius]

Granted.  Welcome to the Dothraki Sea.

 

I wish I could go back... To the FUTURE.

[Darkness Ascendant he/him]

Granted, you are now stuck there

Granted. Here's your gas gun!
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I wish to be able to change the channel without moving or a remote

ETA: So, apparently HTML doesn't work that well here

no I wanted a GAUSS gun dammit These wishes never work

 

I wish everyone could understand wht u mean

[natc]

I'd like to point out that, when one goes before the Nightwatcher, she doesn't have to actually give you what you asked for. Only what she thinks you deserve. And then curses you somehow. It could be related, it could be completely unrelated and random.

[Darkness Ascendant he/him]

I'd like to point out that, when one goes before the Nightwatcher, she doesn't have to actually give you what you asked for. Only what she thinks you deserve. And then curses you somehow. It could be related, it could be completely unrelated and random.

yeah but i'm pretty sure he thought i said "gas" gun

[Bugsy he/him]

Granted, you are now stuck there

no I wanted a GAUSS gun dammit These wishes never work

I wish everyone could understand wht u mean

Granted. Everyone now understands everything you're trying to say to them, but also everything you're trying to avoid telling them.

PS: I knew what you said, just thought a "gas gun" instead of a Gauss gun would be a kinda funny bane. It was also a reference to Despicable Me, where he gets a "fart gun" instead of a dart gun

Edited March 6, 2016 by Bugsy6912

[hoidhunter he/him]

I wish you had wished for a bad wish...

Your bane is that your footsteps now make loud fart noises...

[Sunbird she/her]

I wish you had wished for a bad wish...

Your bane is that your footsteps now make loud fart noises...

 

Granted, Bugsy wishes that evil Epics are real. But your bane is that David isn't around to help defeat them.

 

I wish for a pepperoni pizza.

[Vander]

Sure. You get a pizza peppered by demons. Japanese demons.

 

I wish for Szeth to be real  Yeah, I'm not dumb. 

 

I wish for Kaladin to die in the next Stormlight book, and not get resurrected or brought back or even mentioned again at any point in the rest of the series to come, however long that may be. 

[Sunbird she/her]

Sure. You get a pizza peppered by demons. Japanese demons.

 

 

 

I wish for Szeth to be real  Yeah, I'm not dumb. 

 

I wish for Kaladin to die in the next Stormlight book, and not get resurrected or brought back or even mentioned again at any point in the rest of the series to come, however long that may be. 

 

Whyyyyy...

 

Granted, but now the majority of the Stormlight fandom hates you.

 

I wish to have my car all paid off tomorrow.

[Stormgate he/him]

Granted. Here's your gas gun!

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I wish to be able to change the channel without moving or a remote

ETA: So, apparently HTML doesn't work that well here

If you switch the <> for [], it often works like HTML.

 

 

 

Whyyyyy...

 

Granted, but now the majority of the Stormlight fandom hates you.

 

I wish to have my car all paid off tomorrow.

Granted. You take out a payday loan to do it. Your car is paid off, but you have a terrible loan.

I wish to no longer have writer's block.

[WayneSpren he/him]

If you switch the <> for [], it often works like HTML.

Granted. You take out a payday loan to do it. Your car is paid off, but you have a terrible loan.

I wish to no longer have writer's block.

You have so many ideas you spend the next forty years writing the novel. And it's too big to print.

 

I wish to have a ridiculously long name.

Edited March 7, 2016 by WayneSpren