Vander Posted March 9, 2016 Posted March 9, 2016 Sure. Numuhukumakiak'aialunamor. You are mistaken for an escaped bridgeman and returned to the Shattered plains. 20/7 chasm duty is you punishment. I wish for all the pizza currently existent to be replaced with... bittergourd. 1
hoidhunter he/him Posted March 9, 2016 Posted March 9, 2016 Sure. Numuhukumakiak'aialunamor. You are mistaken for an escaped bridgeman and returned to the Shattered plains. 20/7 chasm duty is you punishment. I wish for all the pizza currently existent to be replaced with... bittergourd. (does it look like green turds? Or does it just taste that way?) Granted...as it is arguable that something does not exist until you percieve it...from now on ONLY pizza that YOU see, smell, taste, touch, or...(can you hear pizza?) becomes bittergourd. Your bane is that from now on, everytime you try to say the name of a public figure (athlete, musician, actor/actress, or politician) you end up screaming "TRUMP!!!" at the top of your lungs.(in the style of Capt. Kirk screaming KAHN!!!) I wish for the ability to have all lies I tell be believed...no matter what.
Darkness Ascendant he/him Posted March 9, 2016 Posted March 9, 2016 (does it look like green turds? Or does it just taste that way?) Granted...as it is arguable that something does not exist until you percieve it...from now on ONLY pizza that YOU see, smell, taste, touch, or...(can you hear pizza?) becomes bittergourd. Your bane is that from now on, everytime you try to say the name of a public figure (athlete, musician, actor/actress, or politician) you end up screaming "TRUMP!!!" at the top of your lungs.(in the style of Capt. Kirk screaming KAHN!!!) I wish for the ability to have all lies I tell be believed...no matter what. Granted, you can only tell lies now I wish for Deadpool on DVD before the DVD comes out
hoidhunter he/him Posted March 9, 2016 Posted March 9, 2016 (edited) I can deal with that... Edited March 9, 2016 by hoidhunter
Erunion he/him Posted March 9, 2016 Posted March 9, 2016 Granted, you can only tell lies now I wish for Deadpool on DVD before the DVD comes out Granted. You are under investigation for theft and industrial espionage. I wish to be a Gold Compounder.
Young Bard he/him Posted March 9, 2016 Posted March 9, 2016 Granted. You are instantly transported to a world without any gold. Or, for that matter, oxygen. I wish to become the Nightwatcher.
Cephandrius Posted March 9, 2016 Posted March 9, 2016 Granted, the real night watcher retires without training you. As a side effect, all her spren retire with her, including wyndle, so lift can no longer summon her awesomeness, you jerk. The actual bane is now you see the world upside down and swirled around and twisted. Try getting used to that.
Brightness Enna she/her Posted March 9, 2016 Posted March 9, 2016 Cephandrius landed on the free parking, and we're playing with those house rules where you get something on that space, only it's not money but all the banes. You're welcome. I wish for a good sword (that won't kill anything but what I tell it to), and for the administration to not take it away when I take it to school.
Rasarr she/her Posted March 9, 2016 Posted March 9, 2016 Granted, you have a sword with a heart of gold, deadly like a chasmfiend and obedient like Chach. However, until the end of your life you will be followed by a strange, unsettling man, who will never stop watching you and will back off if you try to confront him. He's seemingly unkillable and will only approach you when you die, to take the sword away after you pass. I wish for a pack of glass wipes (seriously, I've been to like ten shops and they don't have them...).
Erunion he/him Posted March 9, 2016 Posted March 9, 2016 Granted. (Also, that was a beautiful night watcher curse. Well done). You now see the world through a haze - everything is cloudy. I wish to be a Worldhopper.
Stormgate he/him Posted March 9, 2016 Posted March 9, 2016 This one's too easy. You worldhop to Threnody. At night. With a lit candle. I wish for my theory of Shards matching up with Allomantic metals to be real. 1
Brightness Enna she/her Posted March 10, 2016 Posted March 10, 2016 Granted. All Shards now correlate with an Allomantic metal. However, it turns out that this was not what Brandon Sanderson originally planned, and the whole thing feels shoehorned in, contrasting horribly with the masterful subtleties of the rest of his works. I wish that my wishes on stars would come true with no ill side effects.
hoidhunter he/him Posted March 10, 2016 Posted March 10, 2016 Granted...in order to make a wish you have to actually be sitting on a star... Your bane is...from now on, the only way you can say goodbye to anyone is "Have a magical day!" I wish for upvotes. 6
Vander Posted March 10, 2016 Posted March 10, 2016 Sure. Your bane is that everything you wish for from here onward must be answered with... "CHEATING CREMEATER!!1!!1111!!" I wish for the 3 funniest jokes you can find.
Brightness Enna she/her Posted March 10, 2016 Posted March 10, 2016 Your bane is...from now on, the only way you can say goodbye to anyone is "Have a magical day!" YES! I do this anyway... Granted. A bather whose clothing was strewed By winds that left her quite nude Saw a man come along And unless I am wrong You expected this line to be lewd There once was the girl Selena Who wanted to be a ballerina She went up on her toes And broke her nose Then she became a cleaner The marriage of poor Kim Kardashian Was krushed like a kar in a krashian. Her Kris kried, not fair! Why kan't I keep my share? But Kardashian fell klean outa fashian. Your bane is that they're not jokes, they're limericks*. *I didn't write these. I wish to get a wonderful score on my next test (which happens to be for my hardest class. Tomorrow. )
hoidhunter he/him Posted March 10, 2016 Posted March 10, 2016 Sure. Your bane is that everything you wish for from here onward must be answered with... "CHEATING CREMEATER!!1!!1111!!" I wish for the 3 funniest jokes you can find. is there a reason for the 1s...or were they supposed to be ! as well...?
natc Posted March 10, 2016 Posted March 10, 2016 They're supposed to be ones that are supposed to be exclamation points, but aren't. Because people make typos when raging.
hoidhunter he/him Posted March 10, 2016 Posted March 10, 2016 They're supposed to be ones that are supposed to be exclamation points, but aren't. Because people make typos when raging. Thanks...as people have to answer my requests for wishes that way...I wanted to make sure they had accurate information. Do you think the exact number of ! is important...or just used for dramatic effect this one time?
Erunion he/him Posted March 10, 2016 Posted March 10, 2016 I wish to get a wonderful score on my next test (which happens to be for my hardest class. Tomorrow. ) Granted. You get 100%. As your bane, all pencils from now on feel icy to the touch, even through the thickest gloves. (It's all in your head too, so no physical evidence or damage. Just icy discomfort). I wish for energy and focus whenever I study, or desire to study.
Bugsy he/him Posted March 10, 2016 Posted March 10, 2016 Granted. You get 100%. As your bane, all pencils from now on feel icy to the touch, even through the thickest gloves. (It's all in your head too, so no physical evidence or damage. Just icy discomfort). I wish for energy and focus whenever I study, or desire to study. Granted, but you are unable to focus at all during the test you're studying for I wish I could be a copper compounder 1
hoidhunter he/him Posted March 11, 2016 Posted March 11, 2016 Granted...you are now a person who makes things out of copper...but are neither an allomancer or feruchemist... Your bane is, when people ask why you make so much stuff out of copper...you have to explain the cosmere to them... I wish for someone to life the curse placed upon me by Car' 2
Bugsy he/him Posted March 11, 2016 Posted March 11, 2016 Granted...you are now a person who makes things out of copper...but are neither an allomancer or feruchemist... Your bane is, when people ask why you make so much stuff out of copper...you have to explain the cosmere to them... I wish for someone to life the curse placed upon me by Car' "CHEATING CREMEATER!!1!!1111!!" Anyways, the curse is now lifted, but now you must say "CHEATING CREMEATER!!1!!1111!!" after every sentence you say on this thread I wish I had a more comphy chair in class
AnikoliNightmareVision she/her Posted March 11, 2016 Posted March 11, 2016 Granted, but that chair also makes silly noises so you'll be embaresed in front of your whole class I wish to have infinite library filled with fiction books
hoidhunter he/him Posted March 12, 2016 Posted March 12, 2016 "CHEATING CREMEATER!!1!!1111!!" after every sentence you say on this thread... There...my debt has been paid... You are granted your library, every book in it is "The Rhyme of the Ancient Mariner" Your bane is...you have to read each individual book in your library before reading anything else... I wish for a new Boba Fett image for my profile pic...
Cephandrius Posted March 12, 2016 Posted March 12, 2016 Granted, but they are all children's historical fiction. The bane is each and every one of the infinite books has one of those square hidey holes for guns like in the movies, and the guns are plastic cap guns, so that really sucks for you.
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