Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[ChocolateRob he/him]

 

I wish for a good night's sleep. 

 

Granted, and I hope you enjoy it because it's your last ever. Let everyone know in a week or so if it was your last good sleep or your last night... well if they never hear from you again they'll know it was the latter.

 

I wish for Robert Jordan to have lived ten years longer.

[BreathTaker he/him]

Granted, but Brandon still finished the series... wait I don't think that's a Bane...

 

I wish to be able to draw like Shallan.

[Kobold King he/him]

Granted, but you can never be anything else. No specialization beyond your skills as a forger.

 

Can't he just Forge himself a more preferable curse?

[TheDarkDesperado he/him]

Granted, but Brandon still finished the series... wait I don't think that's a Bane...

 

I wish to be able to draw like Shallan.

Granted, but that's all you can use your hands for.

 

I wish for a stick

[Redbird he/him]

Granted, it quickly turns into fire.

 

I wish for a fireproof stick!

[RawToast225 he/him]

Can't he just Forge himself a more preferable curse?

Similar to Dalinar's memory loss, every time he tries to learn something new,he information is blocked from his mind, including forgeries that allow him to learn.

[ChocolateRob he/him]

Granted, it quickly turns into fire.

 

I wish for a fireproof stick!

*THWACK!* Granted.

 

I wish for... the next two posts to be typed backwards.

[BreathTaker he/him]

.ahah daerth siht dellik tsuj evah thgim uoy kniht I

[TheDarkDesperado he/him]

*THWACK!* Granted.

 

I wish for... the next two posts to be typed backwards.

.nwod edispu era uoy elihw depyt eb tsum stsop 2 txen ruoy revewoh ,detnarG

 

.meht ekatrevo t'nseod noitatpada eht taht os moor gnitaerb hguone evah skoob eht nehw noitatpada eminA evihcrA thgilmrotS taerg a rof hsiw I

[Windreader she/her]

I am not a he, thank you very much.

Granted, but you go blind and cannot see them.

I wish to find out what the Dustbringer ideals are.

[Twenty@20 he/him]

I am not a he, thank you very much.

Granted, but you go blind and cannot see them.

I wish to find out what the Dustbringer ideals are.

Granted, but you will never get to know the Windreader ideals.

I wish for 30 hours a day. (My exams are coming )

Edited November 16, 2014 by Twenty@20

[TheDarkDesperado he/him]

Granted, but you can only sleep for 5 of them. 

 

I wish for a better jacket but with the same color and style, with no fire involved.

[Windreader she/her]

Granted. You get struck by lightning the next morning.

I wish for a Shardpen.

Edit:

My ideals! Noooo! Bookspren, come back!

Edited November 17, 2014 by Windreader

[Redbird he/him]

Granted, it is out of ink.

 

I wish for better weather here.

[sanderfan she/her]

Granted, it's one degree warmer.

 

I wish for a Shardlaptop, that has wifi everywhere.

[BreathTaker he/him]

Granted but the screens busted.

 

 

I wish for the ability to grow a beard.

[Windreader she/her]

Granted. It continuously grows extremely fast and drags along the ground. If you try to cut it it grows faster.

I wish for a Shardbinder, one that the cover doesn't fall off.

[Unhinged he/him]

Granted. It continuously grows extremely fast and drags along the ground. If you try to cut it it grows faster.

I wish for a Shardbinder, one that the cover doesn't fall off.

 

granted the pages all fall out.

 

I wish for another week to do my homework.

[Unhinged he/him]

Granted it's Odium

 

I wish for a chocolate chip cookie.

[Unhinged he/him]

Granted. Odium assassinates you.

I wish for Odium to be gone from my planet. 

 

EDIT: After he assassinates you

 

Done but he takes you with him

 

I wish to come back to life.

[Pathfinder]

Done but he takes you with him

 

I wish to come back to life.

Done, but you are brain dead

 

I wish to unite adonsalon. 

[Windreader she/her]

Granted. He shatters again.

I wish for some mint tea.

[Redbird he/him]

Granted, it has actual spears in it though.

 

I wish to be a minor epic.

[Fatebreaker he/him]

Granted it's Odium

 

I wish for a chocolate chip cookie

This is a boon for the Dark Alley.

 

Also Pirh, you missed a golden sales opportunity here. 

 

Granted, it has actual spears in it though.

 

I wish to be a minor epic.

 

Granted, your your ability is bio-luminescent toes, but your weakness is oxygen.

 

I wish for some good surfing this week. 

Edited November 17, 2014 by Fatebreaker

[Jo and the Bush all/any]

Granted. You have no Friends.

 

I wish for the next person to wish for a Curse.