Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

idk what GLaDOS is, so I'm just gonna make you sound, really, really, glad whenever you say something. That includes everything, forever. So if your friend's dog died... ehhh tough explaining why you sound happy

I wish for all dogs to DIE

[Unintelligenius he/him]

Granted. They all come back to life after ten seconds and now all know that you wished for them to die so they will hunt you for eternity.

I wish for another dog.

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

Granted. The dog acts like a cat

I wish to have an irl portal gun

[Vyzkel He/Him]

The irony in that wish, whatever.

Granted, you have to 100% both Portal games in order to use it.

I wish for expert-level game knowledge for every game.

[SPECTRE120]

Granted. You no longer have hands to play the games.

I wish for a generic sandwich.

Edited August 28, 2024 by SPECTRE120

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

C'mon, tell me that having an impeccable GLaDOS voice wouldn't be the best thing ever tho

(skip me)

[AltonicKeys he/him]

2 minutes ago, SPECTRE120 said:

Granted. You no longer have hands to play the games.

I wish for a generic sandwich.

Granted, you now have to compete in a large-scale battle for it, spanning 215 forum pages over 2 years.

I wish for a shiny rock

[SPECTRE120]

Granted, you are now holding a pound of uranium.

I wish for a copy of GTA6.

[Throw TheLiving Silverware he/him/il/lui]

Granted. You get the Windows 13 version of GTA6. Any attempt at using it on any other OS will burn down the computer.

I wish for predictable buses. This one has been arriving within a minute for 5 minutes. And just before that it was 14 min away.

Spoiler

Edit: NOW you show up?

 

Edited August 29, 2024 by Just a Silvereye

[Through The Living Grub He/Him]

2 hours ago, Just a Silvereye said:

Granted. You get the Windows 13 version of GTA6. Any attempt at using it on any other OS will burn down the computer.

I wish for predictable buses. This one has been arriving within a minute for 5 minutes. And just before that it was 14 min away.

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Edit: NOW you show up?

 

Granted, you always realize you forgot something 3/4 of the way through the  trip

I wish to be able to make a lightweaving of the book I'm reading so I bet the best possible version of the book (details of the book and special effects of movies)

[BlueWildRye he/him]

Granted, some of the special effects include very bright lights, and you are blinded.

I wish I actually had the courage to talk to people (sometimes I'm scared or just don't feel motivated to talk to even my own friends)

[strmblsd he/him]

Granted but people are scared to talk to you first

I wish that I could see the light at the end of the tunnel.. the silver lining on the cloud...

[Unintelligenius he/him]

1 hour ago, strmblsd said:

Granted but people are scared to talk to you first

I wish that I could see the light at the end of the tunnel.. the silver lining on the cloud...

Granted. You are teleported into a tunnel and can see light at the end. But then the tunnel collapses.

I wish for some ice cream.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Granted, you get ice with the texture of cream.

I wish to be very buff.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

Granted. You are so buff and your muscles are so big that you can't stand up.

I wish to be able to memorize things better.

[strmblsd he/him]

Granted but you can only memorize things that start and end with the letter m

I wish that I could know how to make a bomb(in a video game)(definitely)(I'm saying this so I don't get in trouble)

Spoiler

I would never actually make one.. it's for the battle for the sandwich 

 

Edited September 5, 2024 by strmblsd

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Granted, but you can only make bombs that home towards you.

I wish to be invincible to explosions.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

Granted, but everyday explosions, like those in your car, set you off into a huge sneezing fit. Also, you aren't allowed in my shelter!!

I wish for a necklace that will spawn food.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

Granted. It spawns one singular cheerio every thousand years.

I wish for some yummy food.

Edited September 6, 2024 by Unintelligenius
forgot to add wish

[Throw TheLiving Silverware he/him/il/lui]

Granted. You get a bag of dog food, of the brand Yummy. Which I definitely didn't just make up.

I wish for publishers to stop dropping series translations halfway through.

[SPECTRE120]

Granted, but now you can only read Alethi glyphs.

I wish for 1+1 to equal 3.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Granted, but you don’t know that so you always fail math tests.

I wish to become a genie.

[strmblsd he/him]

9 minutes ago, Vyzkel said:

Granted, but you don’t know that so you always fail math tests.

I wish to become a genie.

Granted but you can only grant my wishes without a bane

I wish that I could know how to talk to make people like me

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Granted, people like you A LOT whenever you talk.(technically not a bane, it’s what you wanted)

I wish to not be a genie anymore.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

Granted, you are now a Jinn and serve me

I wish for Vyz to transform into a horse and find the Sandwich for me.