Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[Throw TheLiving Silverware he/him/il/lui]

Granted. You are now drowning in almond milk. Literally.

I wish to be less tired.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

Granted. You fall asleep and never wake up, so now you will never be tired.

I wish for time to go faster, but only when I want it to.

[Soulbinder she/her]

Granted. However, time is relative, and it only speeds up in your general vicinity. Therefore, over time you age much faster than your loved ones. 

I wish to have a good grasp of thermodynamics.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

Granted. You can know hold thermodynamics tightly in your hand. 

I wish to be less nervous for my cross country meet.

[strmblsd he/him]

Granted everyone else is faster than you

I wish that this one specific girl I'm talking to right now likes me

[BlueWildRye he/him]

Granted, but it's already been granted before, probably.

I wish strmblsd would make his "you lost the game!!!!" thing on his signature smaller and less noticeable.

[strmblsd he/him]

Granted it's now red (I'll change it tomorrow at school.. I'm on my phone RN so I can't)

I wish that I could go on dates 

Edited August 25, 2024 by strmblsd

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Granted, they’re all very awkward.

I wish that the 17th shard had an app.

1 hour ago, strmblsd said:

I'll change it tomorrow at school.. I'm on my phone RN so I can't)

Spoiler

You can change your signature on a phone, you just can’t see it with people’s posts.

 

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

Granted, it works the same as the regular internet one on your phone.

I wish I understood how to play D&D

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Granted, you have to be the DM every time (arguably the hardest job).

Spoiler

To be honest, learning DnD isn’t that hard, it’s basically those childhood imaginary games but with dice so someone could actually win.

I wish for EVERYONE to learn how to play D&D.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Granted. You are the DM for everyone in the world at once.

I wish for a better phone.

[Existential]

Granted. Your phone is absurdly huge. 

 

I wish I had motivation to draw

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Hmmmm.

Granted. You have no idea what to draw. 

I wish for a normal phone (how 'bout that). 

[Existential]

granted. It is extremely slow.

 

I wish to be normal

[BlueWildRye he/him]

GRANTED, I GET NINJA'D.

I wish Monday was off this week.

Edited August 26, 2024 by WildRye

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Granted, now there’s two Mondays the next week.

I wish to be a pro writer.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

Granted, your fingers froze over, and your mouth got sealed shut though, so you can't share your stories with anyone.

I wish for stormblsd to change his signature RIGHT NOW PLEASE

[SPECTRE120]

Granted, I hacked into the 17th shard database and changed it but changed it back 5 seconds afterwards.

I wish for The Sandwich.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Granted, but then it immediately teleports to my hand.

I wish for great speed.

[strmblsd he/him]

Granted but you can only use it for 1 second every day

I wish for this certain girl to text me.. 

Edited August 26, 2024 by strmblsd

[Unintelligenius he/him]

Granted. She texts you and says "you lose the game!!!".

I wish to be able to read faster.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Granted, you can now read the words “you lose the game” faster.

I wish to never lose the game again.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

Granted, you are now the undisputed tic tac toe champion. But you think about The Game every single day before you sleep 24/7

I wish for everyone to realize that cats are better than dogs

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

Granted. All felines keel over and die 

I wish wearing a backpack didn’t make my body feel 60 years older.

 

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

*in GLaDOS voice* Granted. It makes you feel twenty years younger. You can no longer do anything.

I wish to be able to do a really good GLaDOS voice irl.