Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Granted. It attracts wasps like there's no tomorrow.

I wish for my art project paper to become de-squished after it was crumpled in my backpack...

[Lord Spirit he/him]

Granted, it unsquishes and pokes a large hole in your backpack.

I wish for a cup of hot chocolate.

[aetherbound he/him]

Granted, you can only drink cold beverages in winter and hot beverages in summer.

I wish to win in TLPW.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Granted. I steal the win right after.

I wish to be well-informed.

[Soulbinder she/her]

Granted. You're now the leading expert in pocket lint. (You never specified WHAT you were well informed of).

I wish for a taynix friend.

[aetherbound he/him]

Granted, Spensa is now out to get you for stealing doomslug.

I wish for my bane to be "you now own a shardblade"

[Lord Spirit he/him]

Granted, you now own a shardblade. The original owner hires Szeth to retrieve it. 
 

I wish for my bane to be a meme

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Granted.

Spoiler

It's low-quality and doesn't make much sense.

I wish to reach three-hundred pages in my meme slides.

[Lunamor she/her]

Granted. You now slide around on the ground like Bambi attempting to walk on ice.

I wish to have neat handwriting.

[Soulbinder she/her]

Granted. However, whatever you write comes out backwards.

I wish for a cartoonishly large hammer.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Granted. It comes with all the drawbacks of having a cartoonishly large hammer. 

I wish to sleep well.

[The Stick]

Granted. Your bed sheets are awakened to strangle.

I wish to be an admin.

[Lunamor she/her]

Granted. All chocolate chip cookies become raisin cookies in your presence.

I wish for macadamia nut cookies to become white chocolate chip cookies.

[Ookla she/her]

Granted. (I also think that sounds amazing, but I still have to give you a boon...) The macadamia nuts become agry and return to attack you.

I wish for the absurd. 

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Granted. Normal now eludes you.

I wish Winter were longer.

Edited March 17, 2024 by Through The Living Glass

[Faerie Braids she/her]

Granted. Winter no longer has weekends.

I wish for a nice, warm pair of socks.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Granted. They have massive holes in them. ()

I wish to be cold all the time.

Edited March 17, 2024 by Through The Living Glass

[Soulbinder she/her]

Granted? I don't know why you would want that, but granted? Your bane is that you become bitter and withdrawn, so that in addition to being physically cold you are now a cold person. Metaphorically.

I wish to be able to articulate my ideas more clearly and eloquently.

[Scars of Hathsin he/him]

On 3/15/2024 at 12:35 PM, Through The Living Glass said:

Granted. You now use too many inappropriately placed commas.

I wish for people to stop using too many commas.

Funny I actually use to much commas. Still working on it. 

 

1 hour ago, Soulbinder said:

Granted? I don't know why you would want that, but granted? Your bane is that you become bitter and withdrawn, so that in addition to being physically cold you are now a cold person. Metaphorically.

I wish to be able to articulate my ideas more clearly and eloquently.

Granted, but you can only write them in a language no one knows

I wish to  be able to write glowing script in the air

[Lunamor she/her]

Granted. It’s the script to the Bee Movie.

I wish for my favorite soccer team to always win.

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10 hours ago, Lunamor said:

Granted. It’s the script to the Bee Movie.

I wish for my favorite soccer team to always win.

Granted, but you never get the news. 
I wish to have more opportunity to play soccer.

[Ookla she/her]

Granted. However, every time you play you pull a muscle.

I wish for all timers to stop beeping.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Granted. There is now no point to timers, because they are never able to alert you of anything.

I wish for extra time to do my homework I forgot about...

[Lord Spirit he/him]

Granted, but you now have twice as much homework to do. 
 

I wish to be able to sleep in more. 

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Granted. You never feel fully awake.