Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[Argenti he/him]

41 minutes ago, AltonicKeys said:

I wish that Shaquille o' neil was my real life big brother.

Granted. You have shrank to the size of a toad and Shaquille to a normal person's.

I wish I could read even faster.

[solarcat she/her]

2 hours ago, TheAlpha929 said:

Granted, but I get to hang out with y’all and be your third wheel friend!!!

I wish for a palantir!

Acually, I'm not mad at that. 

50 minutes ago, Argenti said:

Granted. You have shrank to the size of a toad and Shaquille to a normal person's.

I wish I could read even faster.

You will be able to read faster, however you will forget everything you read within a week. 

I wish to be dumber (I'm jk)

Edited April 11, 2023 by solarcat

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

The Nightwatcher takes away your voice, but gives you a totem of undying.

We wish for three tons of energite

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Granted! Too bad it's all been superglued to the floor!

I wish for a really cool motorcycle with all the best safety and aesthetic features.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

Granted! Too bad it got blown up in the mail.

I wish for a bane.

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

no.

i wish flareon was comp viable.

[aetherbound he/him]

Granted. All other Pokemon are nerfed to the point of uselessness.

I wish that you wouldn't grant my wish.

 

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

The Nightwatcher, not wanting her head to explode, decides to simply ignore you.

I wish for a jar of lemon jam (that's a thing right?).

[aetherbound he/him]

Granted, you lose your sense of taste.

I wish Brandon would write even faster.

[solarcat she/her]

Granted, but Brandon Sanderson will fall ill and may not be able to finish writting the cosmere before his death.

I wish to at least get a 4 on my AP test next week.

[aetherbound he/him]

Granted, but you are now bald.

I wish that I didn't have to get banes with my boons.

[AltonicKeys he/him]

Granted. Your bane is that the Nightwatcher wasn't listening

I wish for the warmth of summer without the heat of summer

[aetherbound he/him]

Granted, but you now have a foot in place of your tongue.

I wish for a really nice pair of headphones.

[The Stick]

Granted: these headphones have a 10 second elevator music track playing on them and they are glued to your head.

I wish for the Nightwatcher to hug Nightblood.

[The Sibling she/her]

Granted.

From now on every time you wish for something to happen in a book, it happens in the worst possible way and always leads quickly to your favourite character's deaths. 

[Cinnamon]

What’s your wish @The Sibling?

[The Sibling she/her]

Sorry I forgot.

I wish that when I mess up a post on the 17th shard it would fix automatically.

[The Stick]

Granted.

The Shard types Brandon is terrible after every post which leads to you being kicked out of the Shard.

I wish to become true Adonalsium, the STICK.

[aetherbound he/him]

Granted, but you don't get stick powers and shallan soulcasts you into fire.

I wish to become a bondsmith.

[Wittles he/him]

Granted. Your spren thinks it's a peanut.

I wish for a really cool sword with magic powers

[The Stick]

Granted. It happens to be Nightblood and you stab yourself in the chest.

I wish for any bane in this chat to become meaningless.

[Tea Leaf]

Granted but This chat turns out to mean Error:

Nightwatcher.exe not found.
Help Request Filed.
Replacment time unknown.
You can contact us here: Cultivation.org

I wish for... Nightwatcher.exe to start working again. 

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

Granted! It's locked behind a paywall.

I wish for infinite knowledge of bad puns.

[aetherbound he/him]

1 hour ago, NerdyAarakocra said:

Granted! It's locked behind a paywall.

I wish for infinite knowledge of bad puns.

Granted, but you lose all other knowledge

I wish for nothing

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

Granted! For your bane, your only method of locomotion is doing the worm.

I wish for fish.