Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[Wittles he/him]

Granted, but you are now a redshirt

I wish for the ability to focus. Like focus at all. I cannot focus

[Tea Leaf]

13 hours ago, Being of Cacophony said:

I wish for more Shardbuddies  

Granted, but it is me

20 minutes ago, Wittles of Shinovar said:

I wish for the ability to focus. Like focus at all. I cannot focus

Granted but you focus on everything you look at

Edited March 21, 2023 by The last Fae in the Woods

[Wittles he/him]

*Ahem*

Aren't you forgetting something Fae?

[Immortal Platypus]

8 minutes ago, The last Fae in the Woods said:

Granted, but it is me

Great!  You're cool  

7 minutes ago, Wittles of Shinovar said:

*Ahem*

Aren't you forgetting something Fae?

yes. Yes fae is.

[Tea Leaf]

*Whoops...*

I wish to know myself

Edited March 21, 2023 by The last Fae in the Woods

[NameIess]

Granted. You will now win exactly half of your battles.

I wish to know my enemy.

[Immortal Platypus]

granted. You will also win half your battles. Your bane is that until you know yourself you will lose all wars.

I wish to know why the person above me changed their name back.

[NameIess]

Granted. I changed it back because it’s been more than ninety days since I changed it twice for Ookla season.

I wish to know how speed bubbles interact with internet.

[Immortal Platypus]

The nightwatcher doesn't know what speed bubbles are and just says yes. Your bane is that now you must interpret the the era 2 books to find this out. and then report back to the nightwatcher. Minor TLM implication spoilers.

Spoiler

i actually do have a theory about how it would work based on the end of TLM.

I wish to know why a bunch of us are kitties.

[Kelsier'sGodComplex she/her]

Granted, but you will never know why the rest are puppies

I wish for an electric cello

[The cheeseman Don't you dare go Hollow!]

Granted, but you now live in the 1880s, where there is no place to plug it in.

I wish to have a car detailing business.

[Telrao she/her]

Granted! The Nightwatcher's bane is that all car polish suddenly smells like lemons. But only to you  

I wish for some self esteem!

Edited April 4, 2023 by Telrao
MERCENARY BLUE

[The cheeseman Don't you dare go Hollow!]

Granted. Your boon is that you can no longer see the color blue.

I wish for days to have 36 hours instead of 24.

[Cinnamon]

Granted. The scent of festering garbage follows you everywhere

I wish to do well of my biology test

[Telrao she/her]

Granted. Your bane is: Frogs constantly follow you wherever you go

I wish for a frog!

[Cinnamon]

7 minutes ago, Telrao said:

Granted. Your bane is: Frogs constantly follow you wherever you go

that's a bad thing??

7 minutes ago, Telrao said:

I wish for a frog!

Granted. It is the size of a castle. For your bane you no longer have ears.

I wish for knowledge.

[Telrao she/her]

3 minutes ago, Cinnamon said:

that's a bad thing??

I mean... banes aren't all necessarily bad, are they?  

3 minutes ago, Cinnamon said:

Granted. It is the size of a castle. For your bane you no longer have ears.

I wish for knowledge.

Granted! The Nightwatcher gives you knowledge on all of the most useless of subjects! For your bane, the number frogs that were following you suddenly quadruples - now numbering in the thousands.

I wish for some cookies!

Edited April 4, 2023 by Telrao

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Granted! Electronics become inexplicably laggy whenever you’re around them.

I wish for the shard to stop deleting my posts.

[Potato's Wit she/her]

Granted. The vacuums in your life now yell insults at you when you're alone. 

I wish for Cheetos. 

Edit: Someone please hurry and give me Cheetos.

I have been waiting... a very long time.

Edited April 5, 2023 by Potato's Wit
Still waiting.... :(

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

The Nightwatcher grants you Cheetos, but you are now lactose-intolerant.

we wish for plugs

[AltonicKeys he/him]

You get a Type B American electrical socket cord. Both ends are male.

I wish for some musical ability.

[solarcat she/her]

You will be incredibly good at playing music, however when you listen to music other than your own it will sound like a mesh of gross sounds. 

I wish to be best friends with Luna Lovegood from Harry Potter (pfp)

[The Paradoxical Phenomenon he/him]

Granted, but I get to hang out with y’all and be your third wheel friend!!!

I wish for a palantir!

[Wittles he/him]

Granted! It has been corrupted by a weird Sauron wannabe from a knock off middle earth

I wish to never have to sleep again

Edited April 11, 2023 by Wittles of Shinovar

[AltonicKeys he/him]

You never can fall asleep, but your body still needs it.

I wish that Shaquille o' neil was my real life big brother.