Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[Robin Sedai]

Granted, but I removed your sense of style, so you have no idea what is fashionable.

I wish for a cute kitten.

[+Hoiditthroughthegrapevine]

1 hour ago, Robin Hatter said:

I wish for a cute kitten.

Granted, the Nightwatcher pulls out her smartspanreed and draws a quick picture for you and Rosharan texts you the following:

Your hands are now lobster claws and you have an itchy nose that would feel better if you could just pick it. C'est ls vie. 

I wish for a magical effect of some kind that occurs when I snap my fingers. 

[Honorless]

2 hours ago, Hoiditthroughthegrapevine said:

I wish for a magical effect of some kind that occurs when I snap my fingers. 

Granted, every time your snap your fingers, one of your fingers disappears (incl and starting from your toes)

I wish for the ability to recreate any food that I've ever tasted perfectly

[AonDoor]

Granted, but you've never tasted a food perfectly, so you can't recreate any food.

I wish someone else would do a good job of writing my research paper.

[NameIess]

2 hours ago, Johnny Boy said:

I wish someone else would do a good job of writing my research paper.

Granted. I do an excellent job of writing your research paper. What was the topic again? Doesn't matter, I'm not giving it to you anyways.

I wish that my research paper will get a good grade.

[Voidspawn]

Granted. You got a good grade. You cannot look at a piece of paper without busting out in hives.

I wish Moash became immortal.

[Honorless]

On 11/22/2021 at 10:44 PM, Johnny Boy said:

I wish someone else would do a good job of writing my research paper.

13 hours ago, Voidspawn said:

I wish Moash became immortal.

Granted but he can only maintain his functional immortality by Hemalurgically stabbing all your favorite characters and stealing their lifespans

I wish for a banana

[NameIess]

On 11/25/2021 at 4:13 AM, Honorless said:

I wish for a banana

Granted. You have a banana that tastes like popcorn. Normal bananas are now extinct.

I wish for a merry christmas.

[Szeth_Pancakes]

A church opens up next door to you with the jolliest service you’ve ever seen.

You think the Nightwatcher must have misheard you.

You have a mild headache for two weeks that won’t go away, no matter how hard you try.

I wish I knew why Nohadon thought the Nightwatcher was a good analogy for death.

[NameIess]

9 minutes ago, Szeth_Pancakes said:

I wish I knew why Nohadon thought the Nightwatcher was a good analogy for death.

Granted. Your boon is that the nightwatcher shows you. Your bane is that the Nightwatcher shows you.

I wish for awesomeness.

[Szeth_Pancakes]

Granted. You get Awesomeness. You can’t turn it off. To get any sleep, you have to be forced down so you don’t slide out of bed. But hey. You’re Awesome.

I wish that name capitalization would be standardized for Ookla season.

[NameIess]

31 minutes ago, Ookla the Confused said:

I wish that name capitalization would be standardized for Ookla season.

Granted. Everyone ignores the standardization.

[Szeth_Pancakes]

2 hours ago, Ookla the unintelligible said:

Granted. Everyone ignores the standardization.

wish.com shopping?

[NameIess]

16 hours ago, Ookla the Confused said:

wish.com shopping?

Hello? I'd like to order a wish for *garbled static* and *high pitched whining*

[Szeth_Pancakes]

2 hours ago, Ookla the unintelligible said:

Hello? I'd like to order a wish for *garbled static* and *high pitched whining*

The Nightwatcher brought you a puppy and some human teeth! Lucky you. It is also cursed and you will die in a year.

I wish for some sweet [hyperlink blocked].

[NameIess]

2 hours ago, Ookla the Confused said:

The Nightwatcher brought you a puppy and some human teeth! Lucky you. It is also cursed and you will die in a year.

A- a year? I have to wait an entire year for it to die? Can't it die sooner? A living set of human teeth will scare me the puppy.

2 hours ago, Ookla the Confused said:

I wish for some sweet [hyperlink blocked].

Granted. The nightwatcher gives you some sweet teeth. Don't ask if they're alive.

I wish for a shardcontroller that works with every game system and works perfectly.

[#1 Taln Fan]

Granted. All of your games are now upside down 

I wish for the ability to win every board game I play.

[Szeth_Pancakes]

Granted. Nobody wants to play with you anymore.

You will die in five years.

I wish for superhuman speed.

[Robin Sedai]

Granted. You do not have the ability to control it. You run into a wall at high speed and die.

I wish for a better internet connection.

[Szeth_Pancakes]

Granted!

Your couch grows legs and walks away.

I wish for infinite wishes.

[Robin Sedai]

I don't have a couch...

Granted, but the bane from the first wish kills you.

I wish to be a Mistborn.

[Szeth_Pancakes]

Granted. You are now allergic to all metal.

I wish for stocks in wish.com.

[AonDoor]

Granted. You get two stocks in wish.com. Your left foot's toes have all fused together. 

I wish to see Cultivation and not die.

Edit: I say "not die" just so that's not my bane, but I guess that's not really my decision.

Edited November 30, 2021 by Ookla the Johnny Boy

[Szeth_Pancakes]

Granted!

Your couch grows to an enormous size

I wish for infinite wishes with no bane.

[AonDoor]

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I wish for a fast laptop computer.

 

Edited December 2, 2021 by Ookla the Johnny Boy