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Kings_way he/they Posted June 17, 2021 Posted June 17, 2021 The nightwatcher misheard you and turns you into a ferret made of solid iron. I wish I hadn't forgotten to include a wish in my last post.
Eluvianii he/him Posted June 17, 2021 Posted June 17, 2021 Granted. You get the ability to edit your posts so that no one notices. Oh wait... I wish waking up early was easy.
Bejarden he/him Posted June 17, 2021 Posted June 17, 2021 1 hour ago, Eluvianii said: Granted. You get the ability to edit your posts so that no one notices. Oh wait... I wish waking up early was easy. Granted, waking up early is incredibly easy, so easy you wake up at 6:00 even when you have vacation, Though after 1 hour you become tired again… I wish for a million ferrets
The Technovore he/him Posted June 17, 2021 Posted June 17, 2021 (edited) Granted. [INSERT LOW-EFFORT BANE HERE] I wish for the ability to create small pocket dimensions outside of time and space, with a sustainable nitrogen-oxygen breathable atmosphere, at habitable temperatures, gravity is optional but must not be stronger than 16m/s^2. and I will not be in danger of angering any eldritch gods such that they smite me with their all-knowing gaze. This pocket dimension is easily enterable and exit-able by me and any objects or persons I desire, I may summon the portal anywhere I desire, and time within moves at an accelerated pace similar to that of bendalloy bubbles. (You see I'm making this difficult for you boon-ruiners ;P) Also no lethal background radiation, or quantum shenanigans entrapping me, nor any insta-kill traps or other unforeseen effects. Just a simple, friendly, pocket dimension ability with no shenanigans that turn it into an existential nightmare whatsoever. Edited June 17, 2021 by The Technovore
Bejarden he/him Posted June 17, 2021 Posted June 17, 2021 (edited) 17 minutes ago, The Technovore said: Granted. [INSERT LOW-EFFORT BANE HERE] I wish for the ability to create small pocket dimensions outside of time and space, with a sustainable nitrogen-oxygen breathable atmosphere, at habitable temperatures, gravity is optional but must not be stronger than 16m/s^2. and I will not be in danger of angering any eldritch gods such that they smite me with their all-knowing gaze. This pocket dimension is easily enterable and exit-able by me and any objects or persons I desire, I may summon the portal anywhere I desire, and time within moves at an accelerated pace similar to that of bendalloy bubbles. (You see I'm making this difficult for you boon-ruiners ;P) Also no lethal background radiation, or quantum shenanigans entrapping me, nor any insta-kill traps or other unforeseen effects. Just a simple, friendly, pocket dimension ability with no shenanigans that turn it into an existential nightmare whatsoever. Granted Your bane is that when you get back from they Pocket Dimension all your friends and family along with everyone you’ve ever known will be gone having forgotten you and disappeared Don’t try to mess with the banes I wish to be a Fullborn Edited June 17, 2021 by Bejardin1250 Switched words 2
The Technovore he/him Posted June 17, 2021 Posted June 17, 2021 (edited) 16 minutes ago, Bejardin1250 said: Granted Your bane is that when you get back from they Pocket Dimension all your friends and family along with everyone you’ve ever known will be gone having forgotten you and disappeared Don’t try to mess with the banes I wish to be a Fullborn Upvote for good bane. Granted, However, as your spiritual DNA is being rewritten to have this incredible power, some other changes are made. First off, you've lost your ears, and your nose. Thousands of small, thin gashes now cover your body, constantly bleeding. Gold and Aluminum cannot fix these wounds, as they are now written into your very soul. Secondly, your Connection to Preservation has summoned both it, and Ruin, into the real world. 16% of all humanity is some form of Metalborn, either Misting, Mistborn, or Feruchemist. Just as soon as you come into your power, Ruin begins to make moves. Natural disasters increase. Hemalurgic abominations begin to cause chaos. A strange cult dedicated to Ruin rises, bent on planetary destruction. There is mass confusion, mass panic, and metal prices are going through the roof. You are the single most powerful human on the planet, yet you look absolutely revolting. What will you do in this Brave New World? The choice is yours. I wish for a happy little tree. Edited June 17, 2021 by The Technovore 1
Quivil Posted June 17, 2021 Posted June 17, 2021 Your happy little tree causes an imbalance in the cosmere, killing everyone and everything within the next year. You're welcome. I wish to be an IRON FERRING. That or able to access the surge of Gravitation without a spren bond. Or for Starstuff flight that will never wear off. Nightwatcher's pick. Basically I want to be able to be weightless when I choose, for indefinite amounts of time that I choose.
The Technovore he/him Posted June 17, 2021 Posted June 17, 2021 Weightless when you choose, for indefinite amounts of time that you choose. Granted. This is the ability that you have, as you are now an Iron Ferring Windrunner. However, your bane is that your biological form is now irreversibly adapted to zero-gravity environments. Experiencing gravity is painful, and if you actually hit the floor, Harmony help you. I wish for the Nightwatcher to be released from its chains and oaths and given the will to do as it pleases.
Eluvianii he/him Posted June 17, 2021 Posted June 17, 2021 Granted. End of the thread. Hope you're happy. I wish the Nightwatcher willingly keeps granting wishes.
Quivil Posted June 18, 2021 Posted June 18, 2021 (edited) No. I wish that... Waitaminute... Sure, you get your wish. Your bane is that she also still grants banes, and you will never be able to taste any sandwiches you eat anymore. I wish for my honorable death in the GURPS campaign I'm playing in. Edited June 18, 2021 by Tani
Bejarden he/him Posted June 18, 2021 Posted June 18, 2021 Granted, sadly the Nightwatcher is confused and gives you an Honorable death IRL I wish for summer plans
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted June 18, 2021 Posted June 18, 2021 granted, but they end up killing you when you are on a cruise. I wish for no bane.
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted June 18, 2021 Posted June 18, 2021 (edited) granted but you can't read them. I wish for unlimited boons banes, because in logic it could come out as boons, being the bane of a bane equals a boon right? Edited June 18, 2021 by Thaidakar the Ghostblood
The Technovore he/him Posted June 18, 2021 Posted June 18, 2021 *narrows eyes* I don't know what you're trying to pull, but just to be safe I'm taking your eyesight and replacing it with about 30lbs of gold coins. I refuse to think too much about it, but I'm pretty sure that's not how banes work. I wish to become a technomancer, being able to interface directly with and control computers through instinctual means.
Bejarden he/him Posted June 18, 2021 Posted June 18, 2021 Just now, The Technovore said: *narrows eyes* I don't know what you're trying to pull, but just to be safe I'm taking your eyesight and replacing it with about 30lbs of gold coins. I refuse to think too much about it, but I'm pretty sure that's not how banes work. I wish to become a technomancer, being able to interface directly with and control computers through instinctual means. Granted Your bane is you no longer have toes (the Nightwatcher is tired) I wish to find my history textbook that I lost so I don’t get a zero on my final 2
The Technovore he/him Posted June 18, 2021 Posted June 18, 2021 Granted, your toes are replaced with my toes. I wish for more time to think of wishes
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted June 18, 2021 Posted June 18, 2021 granted, but you can't wish them. I wish for the drifter to be in front of me so I can slap him.
Bejarden he/him Posted June 18, 2021 Posted June 18, 2021 (edited) 2 minutes ago, The Technovore said: your toes are replaced with my toes. Ah so the Nightwatcher has finally been corrupted by Odium only He could craft such a bane 2 minutes ago, The Technovore said: wish for more time to think of wishes Granted You must now wait 20 minutes before responding I wish for nothing Ninja’d Edited June 18, 2021 by Bejardin1250
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted June 18, 2021 Posted June 18, 2021 11 minutes ago, Bejardin1250 said: Ah so the Nightwatcher has finally been corrupted by Odium only He could craft such a bane Granted You must now wait 20 minutes before responding I wish for nothing Ninja’d erm, what, this does not make sense, I did mine eleven minutes ago, but mine comes first. your bane is every wish and bane ever is bestowed on you. I wish to not be Bejardin right now.
Quivil Posted June 18, 2021 Posted June 18, 2021 Granted. Instead, you get to be The Technovore's toes. Which are on Bejardin. I wish for a good book.
Bejarden he/him Posted June 18, 2021 Posted June 18, 2021 22 minutes ago, Tani said: Granted. Instead, you get to be The Technovore's toes. Which are on Bejardin. Leave me out of this Granted, The History of Amarica has been delivered to you (good is subjective) Your bane is that you just caused all of today’s banes to be undone I wish for a 100 on my test
Quivil Posted June 18, 2021 Posted June 18, 2021 (edited) Granted. Your fingers now belong to Thaidakar the Ghostblood, who is the toes on your feet. I wish for an extra watch just in case. Edited June 18, 2021 by Tani
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