Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[Bejarden he/him]

(But it’s more fun this way)

Grantes if only for this post.

Your home country  has now been nuked by another country.

Spoiler

Because that’s the only equivalent to your boon

 

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

...Ouch. And your boon?

[Bejarden he/him]

Oh yeah I wish for a good breakfast tomorrow that comes with iced coffee 

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Your good breakfast is granted. However, after that, you will only eat peanut butter and jelly sandwiches for breakfast for the rest of the month.

The Curse of PB&J’s is something I have been stuck with for the past two or three months. It is time I passed it on.

[The Unknown Medallion he/him]

Your wish is granted. 

I wish for people to stop forgetting to put a wish in.

[Honorless he/him]

3 hours ago, The Unknown Order said:

I wish for people to stop forgetting to put a wish in.

Your wish is granted

...

beginning from after this post

[Bejarden he/him]

You do not have a wish.

This is good you are not greedy. So I shall give you free frozen pizza for a year with no bane attached for your selflessness!

I wish for 12+ hours of sleep go the first time in a year

Edited April 23, 2021 by Bejardin1250
Stupid autocorrect

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Your wish is granted. However, you missed three of your classes.

Your bane is that you get an F on all of your projects for the next week. (Unless your district does “E”s instead of F’s like mine does. Then you get E’s.)

I wish that for the next month, I will have for each of my meals whatever I am craving most.

[Quivil]

Granted.

Your bane is that you lose your dark vision for two months.

 

I wish to be a steel compounder

[Voidspawn he/him]

Granted.

Your bane is every food you eat (and water) tastes like iron.

 

I wish Hoid would just die already.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Your wish is granted. 

Your bane is that Moash comes up from behind you and throws you into the Honor Chasm, then resurrects you and throws you in again.

I wish to be able to read 3 times as fast as I normally do.

Edited April 23, 2021 by Szeth_Pancakes

[Honorless he/him]

15 hours ago, Bejardin1250 said:

You do not have a wish.

This is good you are not greedy. So I shall give you free frozen pizza for a year with no bane attached for your selflessness!

Why, thank you! 

5 minutes ago, Szeth_Pancakes said:

I wish to be able to read 3 times as fast as I normally do.

Granted, you now have the ability to read 3 times as fast as you normally do! This ability is kind of like Allomancy, but don't worry, you won't have to swallow metals! Instead, what you'll Allomantically Burn is the book that you wish to read 3 times as fast. Sadly, the speed of the Burning currently exceeds your speed of reading, so it's a race against time for you. But worry not! You just need to increase your base reading speed to read 3 times as fast as you normally do and you'll be golden!

I wish to become a Planeswalker

[Quivil]

1 hour ago, Voidspawn said:

Granted.

Your bane is every food you eat (and water) tastes like iron.

 

I wish Hoid would just die already.

Iron tastes good.

[Voidspawn he/him]

If you say so

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

@Honorless Your wish is granted. However, you are stuck with a never ending case of the hiccups.

Oh, and my wish is to have the power to travel through time.

Edited April 23, 2021 by Szeth_Pancakes

[Bejarden he/him]

Granted!

But now you will be thirsty for the rest of your life.

I wish for money

[Quivil]

Define money.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

You get one penny, along with a mild case of the hiccups. 

I wish to be able to control my level of hunger. For example, if I feel hungry, I can make myself full without having to eat. Also, if I feel full, I can make myself able to eat more.

[Bejarden he/him]

Granted! 
I hate to repeat boons but this fits way to much.

You will be forever thirsty for the rest of your life

I want a iPhone 12

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Your wish is granted.

Your bane is that you will forever mix up the words "boon" and "bane."

I wish for Hoid to win the wrestling tournament in the Longest Thread.

[Quivil]

Granted.

Any and all computers you try to use will become irreparably broken.

 

I wish to not be ninja'd again.

Edited April 23, 2021 by Tani

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Your wish is granted.

However, you cannot fit in your house anymore.

Your bane is that you have a perpetual craving for sushi.

Like me.

My wish is that I can actually win a frickin' round of Mario Kart against my friend for once.

[Quivil]

Just now, Szeth_Pancakes said:

Your wish is granted.

However, you cannot fit in your house anymore.

Your bane is that you have a perpetual craving for sushi.

Like me.

My wish is that I can actually win a frickin' round of Mario Kart against my friend for once.

Wait... because I won't be ninjad, I cant fit in my house?

[Bejarden he/him]

2 minutes ago, Szeth_Pancakes said:

Your wish is granted.

However, you cannot fit in your house anymore.

Your bane is that you have a perpetual craving for sushi.

Like me.

My wish is that I can actually win a frickin' round of Mario Kart against my friend for once.

Granted...

You will now lose all Super smash bros fights tho

I wish for a good boon.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

1 minute ago, Tani said:

Wait... because I won't be ninjad, I cant fit in my house?

...You can't fit in a house because you are a dragon.