Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[Lecky Twig she/her]

4 minutes ago, Gak said:

i wish for minecraft squids

Granted, except you are forbidden from opening your eyes underwater. 

I wish for a nice shrubbery. 

[Darth Woodrack he/him]

6 minutes ago, Gak said:

granted, but they are really creepy and are always watching you.

So... a normal spren bond? 

1 minute ago, Lecky Twig said:

I wish for a nice shrubbery. 

Granted, this shrubbery is also a dog and you must feed it constantly.

I wish for 1,000,000,000 breaths, as in the investiture of endowment, not oxygen being forced into my lungs.

[Voidspawn he/him]

5 hours ago, Darth Woodrack said:

I wish for 1,000,000,000 breaths, as in the investiture of endowment, not oxygen being forced into my lungs.

Granted, but you must give away 10 Breaths each day or you die.

[The Unknown Medallion he/him]

27 minutes ago, Voidspawn said:

Granted, but you must give away 10 Breaths each day or you die.

Wish?

[Shob the Voidbringer]

16 hours ago, Darth Woodrack said:

Granted, this shrubbery is also a dog and you must feed it constantly.

I wish for 1,000,000,000 breaths, as in the investiture of endowment, not oxygen being forced into my lungs.

granted, @Hoiditthroughthegrapevine picks your bane, because his banes are incredible, and i can't think of a good one

i wish for us to legitimately establish some rules, starting with punishment for not making a wish when you grant one, because that just gets so confusing.

[Gak he/him]

granted, i suggest that they get a bane if they don't make a wish, your bane is that i don't have the power to make this a rule

i wish to know what a ganderflaffle looks like.

Edited January 21, 2021 by Gak

[+Hoiditthroughthegrapevine he/him]

On 1/20/2021 at 4:20 PM, Darth Woodrack said:

I wish for 1,000,000,000 breaths, as in the investiture of endowment, not oxygen being forced into my lungs.

As per @Shob the Voidbringer's request:

Granted! 

The Nightwatcher seems to speak directly into your mind and says, "The breaths you are receiving are a large portion of the Cosmere Endowment for the Arts, Edgli expects you to put them to good use". 

With the billion breath endowment that you have been granted, and the consciousness expansion that comes with becoming a sliver of a god, you realize precisely what must be done. 

You begin staging performances of Shakespeare's plays (mostly his tragedies and historical plays) using Awakened Lego mini figures. Don't worry, you're really just the director, with your voiceless awakening you can awaken Lego mini figure set designers that construct all of the backdrops and sets. 

Here's a scene from your wildly successful staging of Hamlet:

12 hours ago, Gak said:

i wish to know what a ganderflaffle looks like

Here's what "a" Ghanderflaffle looks like:

Your bane is that instead of saline tears you now cry ketchup. 

I wish that when I pointed with my index finger I could use it as a laser pointer. I don't want any laser embedded in my finger, I want it to be just a volitional ability to emit laser light from my finger when pointing at something. 

[Voidspawn he/him]

52 minutes ago, Hoiditthroughthegrapevine said:

I wish that when I pointed with my index finger I could use it as a laser pointer. I don't want any laser embedded in my finger, I want it to be just a volitional ability to emit laser light from my finger when pointing at something

Granted; Your index finger is magnetized towards you.

I wish for Brandon Sanderson to release (pun intended) some Releaser content (like a novella) before Stormlight 5.

[Darth Woodrack he/him]

12 hours ago, Voidspawn said:

I wish for Brandon Sanderson to release (pun intended) some Releaser content (like a novella) before Stormlight 5.

Granted, your bane is that the content is a Mraize redemption ark.

I wish for Mraize to never get a redemption ark, and die a horrible, slow, painful, death in the next Stormlight book.

[+Hoiditthroughthegrapevine he/him]

8 hours ago, Darth Woodrack said:

Granted, your bane is that the content is a Mraize redemption ark.

I wish for Mraize to never get a redemption ark, and die a horrible, slow, painful, death in the next Stormlight book.

Granted, with some qualifications. 

First, sadly, Mraize was already given a redemption ark in the Stormlight 4.5 novella for @Voidspawn's boon/bane, so that can't be undone by your wish. Mraize will though, per your wish, die a slow, painful death in the next Stormlight book, but sadly the exact manner of his death is a RAFO.

Your bane is that you have to look at a depiction of what Mraize's redemption ark looks like (note the bane concerns his ark, not his character arc). The Title of the Stormlight Novella is "Hey Stormfather, would it kill you to make a Rainbow?" 

I wish that there was an animated film of Mraize's Redemption Ark. 

 

Edited January 23, 2021 by Hoiditthroughthegrapevine

[Darth Woodrack he/him]

Oh crap I was thinking of Moash. 

[Daycrow she/her]

27 minutes ago, Hoiditthroughthegrapevine said:

Granted, with some qualifications. 

First, sadly, Mraize was already given a redemption ark in the Stormlight 4.5 novella for @Voidspawn's boon/bane, so that can't be undone by your wish. Mraize will though, per your wish, die a slow, painful death in the next Stormlight book, but sadly the exact manner of his death is a RAFO.

Your bane is that you have to look at a depiction of what Mraize's redemption ark looks like (note the bane concerns his ark, not his character arc). The Title of the Stormlight Novella is "Hey Stormfather, would it kill you to make a Rainbow?" 

I wish that there was an animated film of Mraize's Redemption Ark. 

 

Granted, but it's banned in your country for excessive song and dance sequences.

 

I wish for a delicious chicken caesar salad that i can eat right now!

[Lecky Twig she/her]

28 minutes ago, Daycrow said:

Granted, but it's banned in your country for excessive song and dance sequences.

 

I wish for a delicious chicken caesar salad that i can eat right now!

Granted, but you are banned from using cutlery to eat it.

 

I wish for the clock on my wall to not tick so loudly, but still be functional.  

[Darth Woodrack he/him]

On 9/24/2014 at 8:04 AM, Ashiok said:

No School, but same knowledge and recomendations as somebody who has school

Granted. From now on everything you taste tastes like pastrami.

 

I wish for perfect immortality.

Edited January 25, 2021 by Darth Woodrack

[Voidspawn he/him]

10 hours ago, Darth Woodrack said:

I wish for perfect immortality.

Granted. You are forever confined to Braize.

 

I wish for all of the hamburgers, while they still taste normal.

[Darth Woodrack he/him]

12 hours ago, Voidspawn said:

I wish for all of the hamburgers, while they still taste normal.

Granted, you lose the ability to understand all languages except Ancient Greek, but you do not learn Ancient Greek, and may not learn any additional language. Oh, not a bane, just what would actually happen due to this wish, you would also crash the world hamburger market, and most likely drown in the hamburgers. They would also be it before you could eat all of them them, and you would not be able to store them all, unless you already have access to massive amounts of cold storage facility.

I wish for the complete Cosmere timeline to be put on the 17th shard to be seen by all those who want to, forever, without changing the publishment schedule for any Brandon Sanderson books.

Edited January 26, 2021 by Darth Woodrack

[The Technovore he/him]

Granted. However by doing this you have set in motion a chain of events that results in Sanderson's entire commercial value plummeting and none of the books get published. Your bane is that your spine will crack loudly and inappropriately whenever you turn your head.

I wish to be released from all of my flaws, personal mistakes, bad habits, and annoying tendency to talk too much.

Edited January 26, 2021 by The Technovore

[Voidspawn he/him]

13 hours ago, The Technovore said:

Granted. However by doing this you have set in motion a chain of events that results in Sanderson's entire commercial value plummeting and none of the books get published. Your bane is that your spine will crack loudly and inappropriately whenever you turn your head.

I wish to be released from all of my flaws, personal mistakes, bad habits, and annoying tendency to talk too much.

Granted. You are dead (actually, that was your boon, but I'm going to let that slide).

 

I wish for Cephandrius to die. (Don't say "I cannot grant your wish.")

Edited January 26, 2021 by Voidspawn

[The Unknown Medallion he/him]

35 minutes ago, Voidspawn said:

Granted. You are dead (actually, that was your boon, but I'm going to let that slide).

 

I wish for Cephandrius to die. (Don't say "I cannot grant your wish.")

Looks into the multiverse, "Have a dead Cephandrius." Hands you a corpse. Hoid walks up, "What a handsome fellow."

I wish for the ability to control time without repercussions. 

[The Technovore he/him]

Granted, however the only way you can accomplish is by ripping apart the universe and everything in it, causing a hard reset that turns back the clock. Do this repeatedly and you go can back as far as you like, and may use time dilation to move forward as much you like. You are forever burdened by the moral ramifications of such power, and haunted by the possibility that you may responsible for the deaths of quintillions of people.

Your bane is that the sight of water makes you severely nauseous. 

I wish to live on Scadrial as a full feruchemist.

Edited January 26, 2021 by The Technovore

[Darth Woodrack he/him]

36 minutes ago, The Technovore said:

I wish to live on Scadrial as a full feruchemist.

Granted, you are teleported to Scradial in the height of the lord rulers dominion and must hide your powers or die.

Your bane is that your head triples in size.

I wish to live on earth as a full feurochemist. 

[The Technovore he/him]

7 minutes ago, Darth Woodrack said:

I wish to live on earth as a full feurochemist. 

Okay, granted. Your research into the chemistry of ugliness is revolutionary and your scholarly acclaim is grand.

However at the age if 55 you are afflicted with a new rare strain of Strep Throat, and you live, but your voice box is ruined and swallowing will hurt until you die.

I wish for the discipline to avoid checking this website every five minutes.

[The One Ring she/her]

Fine, you now have to check the shard every 3 minute

 

I wish I'm a faster reader

[+Hoiditthroughthegrapevine he/him]

1 hour ago, The One Ring said:

I wish I'm a faster reader

Granted! 

You

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fast

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skimming.

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skip

every third

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word

you read

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try and

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infer

the words

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skim over

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context. 

 

Unfortunately,

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you

are killed

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by

a subway

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train

while vacationing

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in

England because:

 

I wish

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for

a neverending

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mufaletta

sandwich

[Lecky Twig she/her]

8 minutes ago, Hoiditthroughthegrapevine said:

I wish

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for

a neverending

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mufaletta

sandwich

Granted, but your mufaletta and it's ingredients is sourced unethically from exploited workers all over the world. This caused all the humanitarian activists to track you down and give you a bonk on the head. 

 

I wish for someone to reply to my wish because it feels neglected. 

On 23/01/2021 at 2:59 PM, Lecky Twig said:

 

I wish for the clock on my wall to not tick so loudly, but still be functional.