Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[Rosharan A.C. he/him]

6 minutes ago, Ookla the Grammatical said:

Granted. Your bane is that your spren is a jerk.

I wish for the person below me to have no bane.

Granted. It seems I won’t receive a bane for my wish. Your bane is that every squirrel within a 5 mile radius of you has rabies.

I wish that I had a perfect pair of socks for every day of the year. (supposedly with no bane )

Edited December 13, 2020 by Ookla the Groovy

[Condensation she/her]

Just now, Ookla the Groovy said:

Granted. It seems I won’t receive a bane for my wish. Your bane is that every squirrel within a 5 mile radius of you has rabies.

I wish that I had a perfect pair of socks for every day of the year. (supposedly with no bane )

Granted! And shoot, that's a bad bane.

I wish for the person below me to have two banes.

[+JesterLavorre she/they]

10 minutes ago, Ookla the Grammatical said:

Granted! And shoot, that's a bad bane.

I wish for the person below me to have two banes.

I’ll take this bullet. Your bane is that you can only see in the ultraviolet spectrum.

I wish I could change the flavor of my food to be whatever I want.

[Condensation she/her]

1 minute ago, Ookla the Sprinkle said:

I’ll take this bullet. Your bane is that you can only see in the ultraviolet spectrum.

I wish I could change the flavor of my food to be whatever I want.

Ooh, cool!

Granted, but it's irresistible to mountain lions and your toenails grow at a largely increased rate.

I wish that Vapor would be less self-conscious.

Edited December 13, 2020 by Ookla the Grammatical

[+JesterLavorre she/they]

27 minutes ago, Ookla the Grammatical said:

Ooh, cool!

Granted, but it's irresistible to mountain lions and your toenails grow at a largely increased rate.

I wish that Vapor would be less self-conscious.

Granted, but all of her self-consciousness is transferred to you.

I wish I had photographic memory.

[Condensation she/her]

Just now, Ookla the Sprinkle said:

Granted, but all of her self-consciousness is transferred to you.

I wish I had photographic memory.

Granted, you record every detail until they overwhelm you, causing you to go crazy at 42.

I wish Marinette and Adrien would get together.

[Guest Somebody from Scadrial]

On 12/12/2020 at 10:16 PM, Ookla the Grammatical said:

Granted, you record every detail until they overwhelm you, causing you to go crazy at 42.

I wish Marinette and Adrien would get together.

Granted, two random people named Marinette and Adrien get together.

I wish I could make more curses plays on words.

[Shard of Reading he/him]

Granted. Dam jokes are now still funny.

I wish for something random to fall on my head.

[Guest Somebody from Scadrial]

3 minutes ago, Ookla the Bored said:

Granted. Dam jokes are now still funny.

I wish for something random to fall on my head.

Granted, a person named Sum Ting Random falls on your head.

I wish to be able to manipulate banes.

 

[Gak he/him]

granted, your bane is you can only manipulate every other bane,

i wish for more squirrels

[+JesterLavorre she/they]

8 hours ago, Ookla the Purplexed said:

granted, your bane is you can only manipulate every other bane,

i wish for more squirrels

Granted. The moon turns into squirrels.

I wish I could survive perfectly well deep in the ocean

[Gak he/him]

granted, but your life is being live-streamed and you can only turn it off 2 hours a day.

i wish my cat gave me all the benefits of a 5th oath sworn windrunner.(shardplate, shardblade, lashings, ect)

[Condensation she/her]

Granted, but your cat doesn't care and likes to run away.

I wish for the person below me to have two banes.

[Gak he/him]

granted, but the person enjoys getting them because they enjoy creative banes.

i wish that a had the effects of burning atium whenever i was driving a car.

[Shob the Voidbringer]

granted, but when ever you aren't driving, your vision is stretching and squirming like when you have the effect nausea in minecraft

i wish for a day spent with Hoid

[Gak he/him]

granted, but he spends the entire day insulting you, hidden with lightweaving.

i wish for 4 gallons of hot sauce.

[Condensation she/her]

Granted. It tastes very mild.

I wish for chocolate.

[NameIess]

1 hour ago, Ookla the Grammatical said:

I wish for chocolate.

Granted. Here is chocolate. Your Bane is that your older brother will constantly question whether you like chocolate or not.

I wish for the ability to gain any knowledge, (age, pregnancy, etc.) that is needed to keep me from commiting any huge social missteps.

[Condensation she/her]

Just now, Ookla the Unnamable said:

Granted. Here is chocolate. Your Bane is that your older brother will constantly question whether you like chocolate or not.

I wish for the ability to gain any knowledge, (age, pregnancy, etc.) that is needed to keep me from commiting any huge social missteps.

I don't have an older brother.

Granted. You know everything and can't keep track of any of it.

I wish for some really good chocolate.

[NameIess]

9 minutes ago, Ookla the Grammatical said:

I don't have an older brother.

You didn't have an older brother. Now you have mine.

[Condensation she/her]

Just now, Ookla the Unnamable said:

You didn't have an older brother. Now you have mine.

Is he a good older brother?

[NameIess]

Just now, Ookla the Grammatical said:

Is he a good older brother?

Yeah, aside from the chocolate thing.

[Condensation she/her]

Just now, Ookla the Unnamable said:

Yeah, aside from the chocolate thing.

Works for me.

Just as long as he doesn't steal my chocolate.

[NameIess]

Just now, Ookla the Grammatical said:

Just as long as he doesn't steal my chocolate.

Don't worry. he probably won't. Just don't steal his chocolate.

[Condensation she/her]

Just now, Ookla the Unnamable said:

Don't worry. he probably won't. Just don't steal his chocolate.

Oh, I won't. I've got some of my own.