Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[Gak he/him]

granted, but your taste is multiplied hundredfold, making every chocolate chip overload your brain and knock you out.

 

i wish for a empty box that can fit me.

[Chasmgoat he/him]

The empty box has a vacuum inside and consumes all the universe.

I wish for happiness...

edit: I've been ninja'ed

Edited October 22, 2020 by Chasmgoat

[Condensation she/her]

Granted, it's made of ice.

Granted, it's temporary.

I wish that I could bake something right now.

[Gak he/him]

granted, but someone else will eat it

i wish to be that someone

[Condensation she/her]

11 minutes ago, gak said:

granted, but someone else will eat it

i wish to be that someone

Granted, I don't usually eat the things I bake.

I wish that you will enjoy it.

[Guest Somebody from Scadrial]

9 minutes ago, Condensation said:

Granted, I don't usually eat the things I bake.

I wish that you will enjoy it.

Granted they enjoy eating it but it tastes absolutely disgusting and makes them never want to eat your baking again. Enjoy 

[Condensation she/her]

2 minutes ago, Somebody from Sel said:

Granted they enjoy eating it but it tastes absolutely disgusting and makes them never want to eat your baking again. Enjoy 

Make a wish.

[Guest Somebody from Scadrial]

Just now, Condensation said:

Make a wish.

I wish I don't have to make a wish

[Condensation she/her]

Granted. Your bane is that you don't get anything.

I wish for fish on my fish wish dish.

[Gak he/him]

granted, but you have to spend an hour with the most annoying person you can think of

i wish i had a 5 level 10 kilometre maze that i wasn't in.

[Condensation she/her]

1 minute ago, gak said:

granted, but you have to spend an hour with the most annoying person you can think of

i wish i had a 5 level 10 kilometre maze that i wasn't in.

Granted, your toenails and fingernails grow ten times as fast.

[Enter a username]

On 10/22/2020 at 3:29 PM, Condensation said:

On 10/22/2020 at 3:26 PM, gak said:

granted, but you have to spend an hour with the most annoying person you can think of

i wish i had a 5 level 10 kilometre maze that i wasn't in.

Granted, your toenails and fingernails grow ten times as fast.

You forgot to wish. You forgot to wish. You forgot to wish.

[Condensation she/her]

My sincerest apologies. I am a hypocrite of the highest order, and bow before thy superior wisdom.

I wish that I could not wax poetic today.

[Enter a username]

7 minutes ago, Condensation said:

I wish that I could not wax poetic today.

Granted. Your face turns to glass.

I wish that the first person to post on the next page gets double boon and half bane.

Wait. This post started a new page, so does that mean that this wish gets double boon/half bane or... no. The first wish on page 360 gets the benefit of my wish.

Edited October 29, 2020 by Enter a username

[Condensation she/her]

Granted, your bane is that you'll get the other half of their bane no matter what it is.

I wish that I could skip forward in time to November 17th after going to Halloween.

[Gak he/him]

granted, but you now have uncutable hair.

i wish to be ten years old but with all my current knowledge and memory's.

[NameIess]

21 minutes ago, gak said:

i wish to be ten years old but with all my current knowledge and memory's.

Granted. You do not keep your current maturity, so all of this knowledge is completely useless to you.

I wish for power.

[Chasmgoat he/him]

10 minutes ago, Nameless said:

Granted. You do not keep your current maturity, so all of this knowledge is completely useless to you.

I wish for power.

granted. However, you are not able to control the power.

I wish to feel the tender, gentle touch of someone who actually loves me and to feel their care upon my heart, to know I am cared for and wanted...

actually, I repeal that.

I want a waffle.

[Aon Tia she/her]

Granted you got a beautiful looking waffle with your favourite toppings but when you ate it, it was rock hard and you got tooth pain and had to goto dentist who then had to take your teeth out. 
You spent entire weekend taking pain killers and eating soup. 
 

I wish for corona vaccine that has no side effect and is permanently effective against it. 

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Granted, but politics still manages to screw it up somehow.

I wish for the color green.

[Chasmgoat he/him]

6 hours ago, The Traveller said:

Granted you got a beautiful looking waffle with your favourite toppings but when you ate it, it was rock hard and you got tooth pain and had to goto dentist who then had to take your teeth out. 
You spent entire weekend taking pain killers and eating soup.

at least it is a waffle.

granted. it is the ugliest shade of green.

I wish for no homework.

[Gak he/him]

granted, but you can't sleep every 4 days.

14 hours ago, Nameless said:

Granted. You do not keep your current maturity, so all of this knowledge is completely useless to you.

I wish for power.

jokes on you, i already have the maturity of a ten year old, so it is useful to me because their was no change!

i wish for a sarcasm font.

Edited October 30, 2020 by gak

[The Awakened Salad they/them]

yOu aRE grAntEd alTeRnAtInG cApS

I wish to be good at dancing

[Chasmgoat he/him]

how about another wish, something possible?  (you were actually granted it but your bane was an insult.)

I wish to be insulted. And I mean Insult me. Do your best insult.

[Eluvianii he/him]

What would be the point of insulting you if a 5-year-old with a bagpipe can do a far more effective job of it with half the effort by competing with you to see who can be the first to make a coherent sentence and winning with his bagpipe, leaving your supposedly developed lungs too exhausted for you to realize that this didn't make any sense, in turn making you realize you gave your attention to this terribly structured sentence expecting to see an insult only to feel insulted by the absence of one? What a wonderful human being you'd have to be to just trust us with such a task. (your bane is that in the end it was a compliment) 

I wish for a litter box that cleans itself.