Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[+Ark1002]

Granted. You can now ONLY speak Klingon.

I wish for Shard of Reading to watch Critical Role.

[Shard of Reading he/him]

Granted but he needs to find out what it is about first.

I wish for chipmunks.

[Eluvianii he/him]

13 hours ago, Shard of Reading said:

Granted but he needs to find out what it is about first.

I wish for chipmunks.

That's easy, it's about t-shirts with funny quotes obviously. 

Granted, your family turns into chipmunks. 

I wish for diabetes immunity. 

[Anticipationspren]

37 minutes ago, Eluvianii said:

 

I wish for diabetes immunity. 

Granted but no matter what you eat you will never taste anything but pepper.

I wish to be able to let people talk to there lost loved ones one last time

[Kelsier'sGodComplex she/her]

Granted, but you are the medium. The dead ones talk through your mouth. Afterwards, you always barf. 

 

I wish my stomach didn't hate me. It hurts like.....a lot.

[Shard of Reading he/him]

Granted. Now your left pinky toe does.

I wish that Covid-19 would just disappear.

[+Ark1002]

Granted. Your bane is that you disappear with it

woooow that sentence got so much darker then i intended

I wish that the world was less... chaotic.

[Kelsier'sGodComplex she/her]

Granted, all the chaos is only in your life, not the world. Good luck. 

 

I wish my school wasn't 300 minutes of Zoom meetings every day. With no breaks. Please. I can't take it. 

[Shard of Reading he/him]

Granted. It's 400.

I wish for the ability to do something interesting.

[+Ark1002]

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Granted. You have been given the job of a herald, but lack any of their powers. Have fun

I wish for infinite power

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

28 minutes ago, Ark1002 said:

Granted. You have been given the job of a herald, but lack any of their powers. Have fun

I wish for infinite power

Granted, but your bane is that you can only use it to dig military grade latrines. 

I wish for my car to never run out of fuel.

On 9/16/2020 at 3:05 AM, Anticipationspren said:

I wish to be able to let people talk to there lost loved ones one last time

Look up “the wind phone“, it’s this really cool thing in Japan that kinda lets people do that!

[+Ark1002]

1 minute ago, Truthless of Shinovar said:

Granted, but your bane is that you can only use it to dig military grade latrines. 

I bet I could find some uses for the ability to dig infinite military grade latrines... hmm...

Granted. The drawback is your car can never move again, because that way it doesn't burn the fuel it has.

I wish for Moash to die. 

[Eluvianii he/him]

Granted, he dies killing Kaladin and winning the victory for Odium. 

I wish Amazon shipped RoW to my country. 

[Kelsier'sGodComplex she/her]

(What country do you live in?!)

Granted, it ships a book that has the title "ROW" it's about a boat. 

I wish I could re read my favorite books like I did the first time. (So, like have amnesia about it so I don't know whats gonna happen again)

[Enter a username]

Granted. You're now allergic to paper. (It makes your eyes itch horribly.)

I wish for a bead of lerasium.

[Shard of Reading he/him]

Granted. It is stolen by a squirrel as soon as you get it. The plus side is now one of those nature documentaries is following a super squirrel with a weird cloak.

I wish for mistborn powers and a super powered side kick. Preferably a squirrel.

[Honorless he/him]

20 hours ago, Shard of Reading said:

I wish for mistborn powers and a super powered side kick. Preferably a squirrel.

Granted, you are a Mistborn with a Mistborn squirrel as a pet. Your bane is that you are in Final Empire era Scadrial.

I wish for perfect recall

[Shard of Reading he/him]

Granted. Now you see the whole world through an inverted color lens. (So every color would like it's exact opposite)

I wish to meet all the sharders in real life.

[Kelsier'sGodComplex she/her]

Granted, but because of Covid, you can't. It's on zoom.

 

I wish I didn't have any ELA assigments

[I Am A Fish he/him]

20 minutes ago, Kelsier'sGodComplex said:

Granted, but because of Covid, you can't. It's on zoom.

 

I wish I didn't have any ELA assigments

Granted,

They're now FLA assignments.

I wish for everyone to revert their profile pics back to normal.

[Experience he/him]

Granted. In just under 10.5 days.

I wish for a cracker.

[Cosmical Existence she/her]

Okay. Here's a cracker for you. *hands Experience a cracker* But you can now no longer hear any sound below the key of high C.

I ask for the ability to be able to communicate with anyone regardless of language or communication barriers. 

[The Awakened Salad they/them]

Granted, but it’s through interpretive dance. 

I wish for a feather. 

[Condensation she/her]

Granted. It makes you sneeze every time you see it.

I have a joke really fast. Which weighs more, a pound of feathers, or a pound of bricks?

I wish for my Pi to not crash.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Granted, your young Indian man stuck in a boat with live tiger does, in fact, not crash into any whales. Your bane is that everything you say has a double meaning, and people pick up on the meaning you didn’t intend.

I wish for the ability to see everything at its full beauty.