Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[Enter a username]

Granted. It capitalizes all letters, including the first, so you always have to TYPE LIKE THIS.

I wish for a Nintendo Switch

[Skycan he/him]

2 hours ago, Enter a username said:

Granted. It capitalizes all letters, including the first, so you always have to TYPE LIKE THIS.

I wish for a Nintendo Switch

Granted, but you can only play on 360p.

I wish to have a clone.

[Condensation she/her]

Granted, it's an evil clone.

I wish Fellowship of the Thing would hurry up.

[DramaQueen she/he/neopronouns]

1 hour ago, Condensation said:

Granted, it's an evil clone.

I wish Fellowship of the Thing would hurry up.

Nightwatcher sighs. "As do I, but it is not up to me. Have a dozen chocolate-covered strawberries instead."

I wish for a dozen chocolate-covered strawberries.

[ElectrumSavant he/him]

5 hours ago, DramaQueen said:

I wish for a dozen chocolate-covered strawberries.

Granted. You're told from the beginning that one of them is poisoned, but not told which one.

I wish for the ability to know when people are telling the truth.

Edited September 2, 2020 by ElectrumSavant

[Condensation she/her]

I think I would just eat them all. Either that or get them poison tested.

Granted, you now get a message in the center of your vision every time someone lies. It will make an odd noise, like "bloink!" and then this text will scroll across your vision: "Greetings! It is I, LieCalculator 3000. I am here to tell you that there has just been a lie told within your hearing." If multiple people tell lies within the time it takes for that to scroll across your vision, then it will continue scrolling and a new message with the same text will begin scrolling across your vision.

I wish all of my homework was done right now.

[Enter a username]

Granted. You are allergic to the color red.

I wish for an unsealed goldmind.

[Condensation she/her]

*achoo!*

Granted, you now get sick and hurt every other day.

I wish that all of my RPs were active right now while I am on.

[Scarletfox]

Granted, you will no longer be able to participate in the RPs.

I wish for some Chick-fil-A sweet tea.

[revelryintheart she/her]

Granted. You have to drink ALL of it.

I wish for more IQ.

[Eluvianii he/him]

Granted, you just gained 150 IQ. You also just lost that same number in height. Metric system though, so don't panic.

I wish for Universe-awareness (knowing if there is life in other planets, how they are, their culture, technology, probability of meeting them, etc).

[+Hoiditthroughthegrapevine he/him]

10 hours ago, Eluvianii said:

I wish for Universe-awareness (knowing if there is life in other planets, how they are, their culture, technology, probability of meeting them, etc).

Granted. Every night you dream a similar dream, after you fall asleep you feel yourself rise above your body, fly through the ceiling and rise faster and faster above the earth until you see the orb of your planet dwindle to a small pinpoint of light. Faster and faster you hurtle past nebulae and stars until you begin the approach to your destination for the night. The small point of light grows until you can see the planet/moon/comet/asteroid that the life form that you will be sharing experience with lives on. Onward your consciousness rushes, until you merge with the extra terrestrial being to experience the equivalent of a day on the interstellar body that they call home.

Your bane is that by far the most prevalent form of life that is able to inhabit the extreme environments found  on terrestial bodies in the universe are the single celled varieties, namely Archaebactria, Bacteria, and the Protists. So most of your dreams involve slow cellular fission in the cold icy cores of comets, or the absorption of and conversion to energy of lethally strong levels of ultraviolet light, or the fixing of nitrogen on planetoids with atmospheres choked with methane gas.

3 or 4 times in your life though your consciousness will merge with a more evolved form of life, and you will get to spend one of their days immersed in their completely alien culture.

Also, the Nightwatcher feels kind of sorry for you having to spend most of your sleeping hours living the life of a non motile single celled organism, so at any point during your dreams you can decouple your consciousness from the organism and fly freely around the planet/moon/asteroid/comet that they live on and explore that alien landscape.

I wish more people would join the 17th Shard Astronomy Club:

 

[Scarletfox]

50 minutes ago, hoiditthroughthegrapevine said:

I wish more people would join the 17th Shard Astronomy Club:

Granted. The first person is me. (I actually had a response partially typed out to join, but then I got intimidated by the fact that I am but a punky teen who named her telescope and doesn't really know much about the sky. I'm already following the thread, actually)

I wish I wouldn't get glares from my parents whenever I'm trying to get my telescope out the back door at 11:30 at night.

[Condensation she/her]

Granted, you get glares from two other random people who are in your house for no reason.

I wish my friend had enough time to hang out with me

Flame on!

Edited September 4, 2020 by Condensation

[Scarletfox]

Granted, they have the time to hang out with you, but they choose not to.

I wish that I had some fruit snacks.

[Condensation she/her]

Granted, they taste like meat.

I wish I was fluent in every language in the world.

[+Hoiditthroughthegrapevine he/him]

2 hours ago, Scarletfox said:

Granted. The first person is me. (I actually had a response partially typed out to join, but then I got intimidated by the fact that I am but a punky teen who named her telescope and doesn't really know much about the sky. I'm already following the thread, actually)

Awesome!

Everybody starts somewhere, the idea is the Astronomy club is a place where anyone can ask questions, talk about what they're currently looking at, and just have fun talking about Astronomy. 

Post away! And what's your telescope named and what kind of telescope is it?

3 hours ago, Scarletfox said:

I wish I wouldn't get glares from my parents whenever I'm trying to get my telescope out the back door at 11:30 at night

Granted. Instead of glaring they make you a nice piping hot thermos of hot chocolate and get you a chair and a blanket. Your bane (though I don't think it's much of a bane) is that they want to go out and look at what you're looking at through your telescope.

I wish for a personal submarine that can hold 4 people.

[+Hoiditthroughthegrapevine he/him]

2 hours ago, Condensation said:

I wish I was fluent in every language in the world.

Doh, didn't see that it had moved on..

Granted. You're fluent in every single language in the world. You can read, write and speak every known language.

Your bane is that you think exclusively in Klingon and dream in Esperanto.

I still wish for a personal submarine that can hold 4 people.

Edited September 4, 2020 by hoiditthroughthegrapevine

[Condensation she/her]

Granted, it can hold 4 people, but when it does, it sinks. No matter what you do, it sinks. Even on land.

I wish that I could send you guys a picture of myself without Mist being annoyed.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Granted, but now Vapor is annoyed.

I wish to become a master of words and speech.

Edited September 4, 2020 by Truthless of Shinovar

[Shard of Reading he/him]

Granted. You can only speak Greek.

I wish for the ability to meet characters from books.

[The One Ring she/her]

And you have to tell me and everyone here about how every character you meet is like

 

i wish I can give bane to someone without making a wish.

[revelryintheart she/her]

Granted. You've broken the game 

I wish for ice cream

[Experience he/him]

 

1 minute ago, The One Ring said:

And you have to tell me and everyone here about how every character you meet is like

 

i wish I can give bane to someone without making a wish.

Ok, I wish for a bane.

[The One Ring she/her]

 

52 minutes ago, Experience said:

 

Ok, I wish for a bane.

You can’t eat ice cream for the rest of your life