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Posted
12 minutes ago, The_Truthwatcher said:

You can get... arrested for littering?

Let's just say the Nightwatcher... has some connections.

Posted
58 minutes ago, Nameless said:

I wish to be better at redstone.

Granted. You are now ever so slightly better at redstone. Your bane is Mumbo Jumbo has challenged you to a redstone contraption-building duel and the loser must pay the winner their life's savings.

I wish for a better chair than this nasty swively thing that I'm sitting in right now.

Posted
50 minutes ago, Channelknight Fadran said:

Granted. You are now ever so slightly better at redstone. Your bane is Mumbo Jumbo has challenged you to a redstone contraption-building duel and the loser must pay the winner their life's savings.

I wish for a better chair than this nasty swively thing that I'm sitting in right now.

Granted. Your bane is that you have to pay $30 for it.

I wish for a mansion.

Posted
1 minute ago, DramaQueen said:

Granted. Your bane is that you have to pay $30 for it.

I wish for a mansion.

Granted. Your bane is that you have to pay thirty million dollars for it.

I wish I could draw (definitely not foreshadowing for anything I might be doing right now...)

Posted
Just now, Channelknight Fadran said:

Granted. Your bane is that you have to pay thirty million dollars for it.

I wish I could draw (definitely not foreshadowing for anything I might be doing right now...)

Granted, but you can't draw well.

I wish for thirty million dollars

Posted
2 minutes ago, DramaQueen said:

Granted, but you can't draw well.

I wish for thirty million dollars

Granted, but you can't buy a mansion with it.

I wish for a physical description of everyone's character in the Fellowship of the Thing.

Posted
2 minutes ago, DramaQueen said:

Granted, but you can't draw well.

I wish for thirty million dollars

Granted, but you can never own a mansion

i wish for some gallium 

Posted
Just now, Channelknight Fadran said:

Granted, but you can't buy a mansion with it.

I wish for a physical description of everyone's character in the Fellowship of the Thing.

Well, you have one for Queen, when I introduced her I described her, and I described her to you fairly recently, but granted. Your bane is that you also have to give a physical description of Fadran.

I wish for a funny joke.

Posted
2 minutes ago, DramaQueen said:

Well, you have one for Queen, when I introduced her I described her, and I described her to you fairly recently, but granted. Your bane is that you also have to give a physical description of Fadran.

I wish for a funny joke.

Fadran looks like me. That in on itself is a funny joke. (I'll shoot you an actual description through PM in a minute)

3 minutes ago, The Last Post said:

Granted, but you can never own a mansion

i wish for some gallium 

Sure! Have some gallium! I don't think I could ever give a bane to someone who just wants another element, but I might as well try...

Uhh...

The gallium... doesn't work? Frick.

I wish for a good bane to give The Last Post.

Posted (edited)
3 minutes ago, Channelknight Fadran said:

I wish for a good bane to give The Last Post.

You get a good bane: Gravity is repulsive around that person.

Your bane is that you get this bane.

I wish to understand what is happening in the Fellowship of the Thing

Edited by The_Truthwatcher
Posted
Just now, Channelknight Fadran said:

Fadran looks like me. That in on itself is a funny joke. (I'll shoot you an actual description through PM in a minute)

Sure! Have some gallium! I don't think I could ever give a bane to someone who just wants another element, but I might as well try...

Uhh...

The gallium... doesn't work? Frick.

I wish for a good bane to give The Last Post.

Granted. You also get this bane. It is the song 'It's Raining Tacos,' which is stuck in both of your heads for the rest of your life.

I wish for a McDonald's apple pie, still warm, that I can eat, that will taste good, that will look good, and that will not be poisoned or in any other way tampered with.

Posted
5 minutes ago, The_Truthwatcher said:

You get a good bane: Gravity is repulsive around that person.

Your bane is that you get this bane.

I wish to understand what is happening in the Fellowship of the Thing

Shall I PM you that? Your bane will be that nothing I will say will make anything easier to understand.

5 minutes ago, DramaQueen said:

Granted. You also get this bane. It is the song 'It's Raining Tacos,' which is stuck in both of your heads for the rest of your life.

I wish for a McDonald's apple pie, still warm, that I can eat, that will taste good, that will look good, and that will not be poisoned or in any other way tampered with.

Granted. Your bane is that I don't have any fun banes to give you.

I wish for a personal helper bot.

Posted
Just now, Channelknight Fadran said:

Shall I PM you that? Your bane will be that nothing I will say will make anything easier to understand.

Granted. Your bane is that I don't have any fun banes to give you.

I wish for a personal helper bot.

Granted. Your bane is that it is very annoying.

I wish for a funny bane.

Posted
Just now, DramaQueen said:

I wish for a funny bane.

Granted. You must now end all your words with an s for the next 4 hours.

I wish for a good wish

Quote

PM then ChannnelKnight

 

Posted
1 hour ago, The_Truthwatcher said:

Granted. You must now end all your words with an s for the next 4 hours.

I wish for a good wish

Your bane is that I can't give you that.

I wish to meet Brandon Sanderson and ask him a few questions.

Posted
6 minutes ago, Channelknight Fadran said:

I wish to meet Brandon Sanderson and ask him a few questions.

The Nightwatcher smiles and summons a tied up, gagged, and unconcious Brandon Sanderson.

 

I wish that no one in my family will die of any infectious diseases.

Posted (edited)

Granted. Your bane is that they die of genetic diseases instead.

I wish for good fortune for my family.

Edited by Elend Venture
Posted
1 hour ago, Elend Venture said:

I wish for good fortune for my family.

Granted. They get good fortune in the lawsuit.

 

I wish for the ability to see truth.

Posted
7 minutes ago, Enter a username said:

I wish for people (just people in general) to stop acting like idiots.

Granted. They start acting like maniacs. Especially politicians.

 

I wish for a pet wolf in Minecraft.

Posted

Granted. It is as though you had never wished, though.

I wish for infinite hugs :wub:

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