People you wouldn't want to meet in a dark alley

[Kidpen he/him]

Just now, Rebecca said:

Nah. I think Leyrann was talking about that one place called TUBA. Ya, know, where nothing at all is hemalurgic, and we don’t stab people through with spikes? Yep, non-hemalurgic cookies for everyone! (You should join TUBA, @The Awakened Sloth.)

Well, now apparently they are open to hemalurgy if the independent members wish to spread it.

[Rebecca she/her]

3 hours ago, Kidpen said:

Well, now apparently they are open to hemalurgy if the independent members wish to spread it.

Oh, your right. My bad. (Though I don’t know of any members of TUBA who are currently practicing Hemalurgy.) You should still join TUBA though. 

[Stormblessed Dolphin he/him]

To clarify, that is TUBA's official position, but the unwritten, and understood precedent is that Hemalurgy is looked down upon due to history. So, I would say we are the best pllace for people who feel inclined against hemalurgy. 

I would also like to note that while we allow our members to use their own judgement on some matters, we still keep all of our baking facilities 100% hemalurgy free.

[MacThorstenson he/him]

*grumbles something about how TUBA is opposed to the science of hemalurgy*

Edited May 9, 2018 by MacThorstenson

[Gancho Libre he/him]

science is annoying.

[Leyrann]

25 minutes ago, MacThorstenson said:

*grumbles something about how TUBA is opposed to the science of hemalurgy*

We prefer a less bloody variation of science.

[Zennix he/him]

Haemalurgy isn't just science; it's a way of life. Of course you have no other choice but to live with your mangled enhanced soul.

[Kidpen he/him]

I'm afraid I am going to have to leave the Dark Alley. I joined when I was young and easily manipulated, not really knowing what would happen when I did. I apologize.

[Darkwalker]

[MacThorstenson he/him]

I like it! good job!.

[Fatebreaker he/him]

On 5/9/2018 at 10:31 AM, Gancho Libre said:

science is annoying.

You're in the wrong thread then, bud.

 

Also, remember fellows that TUBA will rise and fall like the passing of teeth, while we remain steadfast in our journey towards the light of Science. Stop stressing, forgo fretting, and resume your research with the confidence of inevitability.

Edited May 16, 2018 by Fatebreaker

[Darkwalker]

 

1 hour ago, Fatebreaker said:

On 5/9/2018 at 1:31 PM, Gancho Libre said:

science is annoying.

You're in the wrong thread then, bud.

You're on the wrong *Forum then, bud.

[Voidus]

2 hours ago, Fatebreaker said:

You're in the wrong thread then, bud.

 

Also, remember fellows that TUBA will rise and fall like the passing of teeth, while we remain steadfast in our journey towards the light of Science. Stop stressing, forgo fretting, and resume your research with the confidence of inevitability.

They've already stopped being officially opposed to the DA, I do wish some other guilds would stick around for a while. I miss the parties.

[Kidpen he/him]

1 minute ago, Voidus said:

They've already stopped being officially opposed to the DA, I do wish some other guilds would stick around for a while. I miss the parties.

I would be happy to host a party if you would like.

[Archer he/him]

Are you saying we couldn't have a party if we wanted to? I'm insulted. I'm calling your bluff. Name a time and we will out-party you so hard, you'll wish you'd never put on your dancing shoes.

EDIT: Party at the Liebrary!

Edited May 17, 2018 by Archer

[Voidus]

Now and in Alley#834.
Warning: You will be vaporized upon entry, it's all part of the experience.

[Archer he/him]

I'll stick with the liebrary thank you very much. I like my limbs intact 

[Voidus]

Well alright, we'll provide catering.

Spoiler

 

[Leyrann]

11 hours ago, Fatebreaker said:

Also, remember fellows that TUBA will rise and fall like the passing of teeth, while we remain steadfast in our journey towards the light of Science. Stop stressing, forgo fretting, and resume your research with the confidence of inevitability.

I take offense to this.

9 hours ago, Voidus said:

They've already stopped being officially opposed to the DA, I do wish some other guilds would stick around for a while. I miss the parties.

Well, I certainly intend for the Hall to stick around.

[LopenTheTwoArmedHerdazian]

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 I certainly intend for the Hall to stick around.

Hope? There was a new one of those in the 70s, but I've heard nothing about it since then.

Edited May 18, 2018 by LopenTheTwoArmedHerdazian

[MacThorstenson he/him]

I forgot to mention that we have a new member, though he hasn't gone through the standard entrance path, @EddyJ joined up during the RP. Welcome to the alleys!

[Voidus]

Welcome @EddyJ!
Any preferences of your department?

[Hydra he/him]

Hello! What goes on in these parts?

[Voidus]

Baking, spiking, research.
Science!

[Hydra he/him]

1 hour ago, Voidus said:

Science!

Wait wait. Which kind of science?