BitBitio Posted April 17, 2018 Report Share Posted April 17, 2018 I just got my account today, this is the 1st group I've joined, or tried to join 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Forgetful Archivist Posted April 17, 2018 Report Share Posted April 17, 2018 Well, in that case. To be considered a member of the DA you need to sell a spiked cookie in an intro thread, example here. Currently, the DA is a bit more run down than usual but we will rise again! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voidus Posted April 17, 2018 Author Report Share Posted April 17, 2018 Alternatives to making a sale would be to help expand our knowledge of Hemalurgy with theorycrafting. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BitBitio Posted April 17, 2018 Report Share Posted April 17, 2018 Um ok maybe Hemalurgy (BTW this is Theorycrafting) can be used to: A, steal nahel bonds(we could call them nahel bagels) B, steal Divine Breath(Endowmentdoodle cookies) or C, steal Chayshan powers(dancenuts) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BitBitio Posted April 17, 2018 Report Share Posted April 17, 2018 Or we could research the effects of spiking octopi, I bet their bindpoints would be mainly on the arms, maybe we could steal inking powers or grow more arms 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Forgetful Archivist Posted April 17, 2018 Report Share Posted April 17, 2018 8 minutes ago, BitBitio said: Or we could research the effects of spiking octopi, I bet their bindpoints would be mainly on the arms, maybe we could steal inking powers or grow more arms Fear the Octquisitors 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BitBitio Posted April 17, 2018 Report Share Posted April 17, 2018 Yes! Does this mean I can join? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Forgetful Archivist Posted April 17, 2018 Report Share Posted April 17, 2018 It's up to Voidus but I'd say your chances are good. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voidus Posted April 17, 2018 Author Report Share Posted April 17, 2018 1 minute ago, BitBitio said: Yes! Does this mean I can join? Sure we can set an alley aside for you in the zoohemalurgy sections. Word of warning, do not go near the inquisichidnas, those things have so many spikes I think they're a decent match for a Shard 1 on 1. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BitBitio Posted April 17, 2018 Report Share Posted April 17, 2018 Thank you! Now I shall figure out how to make an army of Koloctopi! Mwah hah hah!!!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BitBitio Posted April 17, 2018 Report Share Posted April 17, 2018 Im going to bed, TTYL 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archer Posted April 17, 2018 Report Share Posted April 17, 2018 (edited) "Goodnight!" A voice suddenly appears in the alley. "I have a message for the DA! I'd thought crippling your organization would be enough to stop your recruitment. Apparently I was wrong. This is your final warning to you denizens of dread. Cease and desist, or face the wrath of TUBA!" The voice fades away, leaving the confused members of the DA to wonder what had just happened. Edited April 17, 2018 by Archer 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Forgetful Archivist Posted April 17, 2018 Report Share Posted April 17, 2018 A Seon flotes out from around a corner and TFA's voice emanates from it, "what is this message?" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archer Posted April 17, 2018 Report Share Posted April 17, 2018 "You've been warned..." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voidus Posted April 17, 2018 Author Report Share Posted April 17, 2018 27 minutes ago, Archer said: "Goodnight!" A voice suddenly appears in the alley. "I have a message for the DA! I'd thought crippling your organization would be enough to stop your recruitment. Apparently I was wrong. This is your final warning to you denizens of dread. Cease and desist, or face the wrath of TUBA!" The voice fades away, leaving the confused members of the DA to wonder what had just happened. "Crippling what?" a husky, grizzled voice asks, before clearing it's throat and continuing in a more normal tone. "That one department that was newly formed specifically to flush out infiltrators? Which it did perfectly and then disolved itself, granting no information to any of said infiltrators? No that wouldn't usually stop our recruitment." Pulling a spike from a nearby wall, Voidus throws it towards the area the voice came from, reopening the tear in space so that it can flow through to the speaker. "Also you may want to use that unless you want to live the rest of your life growing new heads that plot to murder you every 15 minutes. Anti-dimensional travel wards in the Alleys don't usually leave a pleasant experience for any interlopers." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leyrann Posted April 17, 2018 Report Share Posted April 17, 2018 *moves into the Dark Alley with Transportation* 3 hours ago, Voidus said: Which it did perfectly and then disolved itself ? *flies out with Gravitation* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voidus Posted April 17, 2018 Author Report Share Posted April 17, 2018 5 minutes ago, Leyrann said: *moves into the Dark Alley with Transportation* ? *flies out with Gravitation* Voidus throws another spike after the fleeing figure. "I just mentioned the wardings. Why would you do that to yourself?" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leyrann Posted April 17, 2018 Report Share Posted April 17, 2018 Just now, Voidus said: Voidus throws another spike after the fleeing figure. "I just mentioned the wardings. Why would you do that to yourself?" Good thing the way out was by Gravitation, not Transportation, eh? *waves from high in the sky before soaring away* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voidus Posted April 17, 2018 Author Report Share Posted April 17, 2018 It's the way in that's the problem, people can leave if they want to. Well unless they're in one of the research labs, the denizens in R&D mess with some weird stuff. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leyrann Posted April 17, 2018 Report Share Posted April 17, 2018 Ah, my bad, misunderstood that. In that case I flew in and Elsecalled out (hmm, they need a different term for that, it's not just Elsecallers who can do that...). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voidus Posted April 17, 2018 Author Report Share Posted April 17, 2018 In that case, yes flushing out TUBA did pretty much achieve its purpose. And hey if they want to distribute 'spike free' cookies they are welcome to do so. *evil emperor laugh* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leyrann Posted April 17, 2018 Report Share Posted April 17, 2018 Oh, we're going to do much more than that. We will stand against the evils of the Alleyverse and bring along a better world. *flies away* (literally) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voidus Posted April 17, 2018 Author Report Share Posted April 17, 2018 Evils? I am profoundly offended. We're at worst a chaotic neutral organization. Assuming someone is evil just because their soul is full of other stapled together souls is spikist! I mean the last cookie I gave out granted a newcomer the ability to magnetize lamps! How is that anything but a benevolent act? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kidpen Posted April 17, 2018 Report Share Posted April 17, 2018 56 minutes ago, Voidus said: Evils? I am profoundly offended. We're at worst a chaotic neutral organization. Assuming someone is evil just because their soul is full of other stapled together souls is spikist! I mean the last cookie I gave out granted a newcomer the ability to magnetize lamps! How is that anything but a benevolent act? You are truly a philanthropist spreading only joy to the forum with every cookie you give out. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Forgetful Archivist Posted April 17, 2018 Report Share Posted April 17, 2018 1 hour ago, Voidus said: We're at worst a chaotic neutral organization. Like the Joker! We're not monsters we're just ahead of the curve. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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