The Battle for the Sandwich

[strmblsd he/him]

i promptly go tie the cord to another tree to try cliff jumping!!!!

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

I set up a ton of safety equipment and tie the line between three more trees.

I also give you a parachute.

Have fun!

[strmblsd he/him]

i bounce safely laughing but my cord is a little too bounce and it launches me like a balistic missile in the direction of the sandwich i use the parachute to land safely grab the sandwich and run

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

I am relieved that you are unharmed.

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

Again. Questioning the validity of this statement because shooting through 3 feet of steel, is hard, very hard. and getting into the vault is hard. you cannot just walk in a grab the sandwich

Edited January 8, 2025 by IcedOutPenguin

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

I claim the Sandwich.

It. Is. MINE.

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

"You have to get through me first." I say to It, or you could just win the sandwich by going through the Ice Gauntlet. The prize is the sandwich, though you might get it stolen from you and the battle will continue.

[strmblsd he/him]

ice gauntlet???? is that a glove?? it sounds cold.. maybe ill but another glove on below it.. i then walk in a put the ice gauntlet on my hand

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

"The Ice Gauntlet is a series of undoubtedly hilarious and hazardous trials. The first one to complete all eight trials will win the sandwich. Sure you can wear the Ice Gauntlet while doing it."

[strmblsd he/him]

thank you!! i shout as i immediatly run into the first challenge... wait.. what is this said challenge??

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

The first challenge is to eat 25 bread sandwiches in under 5 minutes. and then run a four-minute mile without puking.

[strmblsd he/him]

immediately i start eating that bread.. and then start running.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

This reminds me of Rue’s Funeral…

I quickly take out my camera and start filming to the world.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

I set up a tripod and live stream whatever insanity is happening rn(I wasn't paying attention) then walk off 

[Keke They/he]

I spawn in wearing the most epic traveler clothes. *insert the clothes hoid is wearing in the I have no clue what planet im on meme* and ask “what is this i wanna join”

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

2 minutes ago, Thee insane said:

I spawn in wearing the most epic traveler clothes. *insert the clothes hoid is wearing in the I have no clue what planet im on meme* and ask “what is this i wanna join”

I slap you for almost no reason.

*slap*

[Wierdo he/him]

Just now, Through The Living Glass said:

I slap you for almost no reason.

*slap*

* Sits next to glass*

[Keke They/he]

Just now, Through The Living Glass said:

I slap you for almost no reason.

*slap*

I gasp dramatically “GAAAAASSSSSSPPPPPP” i punch you so absurdly hard *insert the hardest punch ever*

[Vyzkel He/Him]

3 minutes ago, Thee insane said:

I spawn in wearing the most epic traveler clothes. *insert the clothes hoid is wearing in the I have no clue what planet im on meme* and ask “what is this i wanna join”

I run past, still holding my camera, “we’re trying to get the perfect Sandwich,” I yell.

[Keke They/he]

Just now, Vyzkel said:

I run past, still holding my camera, “we’re trying to get the perfect Sandwich,” I yell.

“Great!” I summon a sandwich “like this?”

[Vyzkel He/Him]

1 minute ago, Thee insane said:

“Great!” I summon a sandwich “like this?”

“Nope! You'll be able to see it once strmblsd gets it!” I keep on filming, watching strmblsd start to gag at the three mile mark.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

3 minutes ago, Wierdo said:

* Sits next to glass*

*is standing*

*is appreciative anyway*

3 minutes ago, Thee insane said:

I gasp dramatically “GAAAAASSSSSSPPPPPP” i punch you so absurdly hard *insert the hardest punch ever*

*stops punch with palm*

I don't think so

*sends to mars*

3 minutes ago, Vyzkel said:

I run past, still holding my camera, “we’re trying to get the perfect Sandwich,” I yell.

I ask you why you used quotation marks.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I tell you that I just like matching the energy of the room.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

I nod and fall through the floor.

[Keke They/he]

I go to sleep cause I realize i actually can do that.