The Battle for the Sandwich

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

I look at all the pretty colors in wonder.

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

Then begin the Ice Gauntlet. Eat 25 bread sandwiches in under 5 minutes and then run a 4-minute mile, without puking.

[strmblsd he/him]

i send an untraceable email to @Through The Living Glassto ask what time it is because i forgot my watch and i cant see the sun while in my hidie hole

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

5 minutes ago, strmblsd said:

i send an untraceable email to @Through The Living Glassto ask what time it is because i forgot my watch and i cant see the sun while in my hidie hole

I tell you that it's 12:14

[strmblsd he/him]

2 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

I tell you that it's 12:14

i thank you and then i go and email you again because i also forgot food and ask you to bring some

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

Popcorn appears in your hands

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

4 hours ago, IcedOutPenguin said:

Same as strmblsd, just... try not to eat your sheep before the 24 hours are up.

The sandwich is hidden in my vault, guarded heavily, the only way to get it is to beat the Ice Gauntlet, or wait.

I place my impenetrable wings over the sheep, shrinking them all (reversibly, I’m not hurting them). 

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

@SpiritOfWrath I SUMMON THEE

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

I ANSWERETH THINE SUMMONS, STRETCHING FORTH MINE HAND AND SUMMONSING THE POWER OF ADONALSIUM IN THE FORM OF A BLADE BLEEDING BLACK SMOKE.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

I poor a bucket of molten aluminum over your head, which hardens immediately.

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

1 minute ago, Through The Living Glass said:

I poor a bucket of molten aluminum over your head, which hardens immediately.

I destroy it with Nightblood, then punch you.

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

I'm laughing so hard at this right now.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

1 minute ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

I destroy it with Nightblood, then punch you.

I point out that you can't destroy it with Nightblood, because it's aluminum.

I am hurt by the punch, however.

I dust off my sledgehammer and swing it at your head.

Just now, IcedOutPenguin said:

I'm laughing so hard at this right now.

good

I use you as a human shield.

As per our agreement, of course.

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

Just now, Through The Living Glass said:

I point out that you can't destroy it with Nightblood, because it's aluminum.

I am hurt by the punch, however.

I dust off my sledgehammer and swing it at your head.

I point out that I don't care.

And then I destroy it.

With a wave of my hand, the sledgehammer turns into a rubber clown hammer, and I heft my own, using it to deflect yours all lightsaber-like.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

I sneeze and you fly back into the air at supersonic speeds.

I am unharmed by the shockwave, somehow.

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

Just now, Through The Living Glass said:

I sneeze and you fly back into the air at supersonic speeds.

I am unharmed by the shockwave, somehow.

I arc back using the power of pedaling at the air like a cartoon, then grow in weight until I hit the ground, making a comically large shockwave that pushes you back and up.

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

I repair the ground and give Glass another bucket of molten aluminum because it's funny.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

30 minutes ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

I arc back using the power of pedaling at the air like a cartoon, then grow in weight until I hit the ground, making a comically large shockwave that pushes you back and up.

Wheeeeeee-

23 minutes ago, IcedOutPenguin said:

I repair the ground and give Glass another bucket of molten aluminum because it's funny.

I eat it, having lost all sense of self-preservation. Yum yum.

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

10 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

Wheeeeeee-

I eat it, having lost all sense of self-preservation. Yum yum.

Bye.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

4 minutes ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

Bye.

*sticks in vacuum chamber*

*activates vacuum chamber*

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

2 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

*sticks in vacuum chamber*

*activates vacuum chamber*

*ignores this*
*somehow still gets sound waves to you*
”What was that?”

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Just now, SpiritOfWrath said:

*ignores this*
*somehow still gets sound waves to you*
”What was that?”

*sighs*

*looks for problems with the chamber*

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

Just now, Through The Living Glass said:

*sighs*

*looks for problems with the chamber*

*whisper*
Magic!

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

3 minutes ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

*whisper*
Magic!

Oh, thanks!

*magicks the chamber working*

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

1 minute ago, Through The Living Glass said:

Oh, thanks!

*magicks the chamber working*

*magicks it not working*