The Battle for the Sandwich

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

1 minute ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

 

YALL RUINED THE REFERENCE!

You cudda said theives, rats, badgers, lizards, cats, otters, etc

dude

I have no idea what Root is

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

Just now, WhiteHairedDrifter said:

Idk the reference.

Look up Root, the board game.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

2 minutes ago, WhiteHairedDrifter said:

I distract the miis with a PlayStation which they destroy in rage. I pick up the sandwich.

PFFT

[𝖂𝖍𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖊]

1 minute ago, Through The Living Glass said:

PFFT

Translate, please. My acronyms are a little rusty.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Just now, WhiteHairedDrifter said:

Translate, please. My acronyms are a little rusty.

that's a noise

It means I find something funny

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

GUYS REMEMBER THE TRUE BAD GUY IS THE VAGABOND

[𝖂𝖍𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖊]

1 minute ago, Through The Living Glass said:

that's a noise

It means I find something funny

Oh, yeah I get it now. The all caps threw me off.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Just now, WhiteHairedDrifter said:

Oh, yeah I get it now. The all caps threw me off.

Ah yeah :D

1 minute ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

GUYS REMEMBER THE TRUE BAD GUY IS THE VAGABOND

YEAH, GET HIM

*tackles drifter*

@WhiteHairedDrifter we need a nickname for you

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

Just now, Through The Living Glass said:

Ah yeah :D

YEAH, GET HIM

*tackles drifter*

@WhiteHairedDrifter we need a nickname for you

How about Whirte. Two letters from each.

[𝖂𝖍𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖊]

Just now, SpiritOfWrath said:

How about Whirte. Two letters from each.

Works for me.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

While the discussion of Root is going on, I retreat to a safe place. My chickens are about to eat the sandwich when...

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Suddenly they turn on you in a fit of rage!

"Why didn't you give us cookies!" they cry as they attack you.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

Fortunately, I have enough freshly baked cookies to defuse the situation.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

The take the cookies (and the Sandwich) gratefully.

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

I sleep becuz I tird

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

I dart in and grab Glass's cookies

I leave the sandwich as a tip

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

1 hour ago, Ookla the Doom said:

I dart in and grab Glass's cookies

I leave the sandwich as a tip

I craft a sword, and then battle Doomslug.

1 - 3

Crap, my torch broke.

BUT I ALSO GOT THREE POINTS!

Then I use my crossbow to clear the rest of her buildings.

TWO POINTS?

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

1 hour ago, Ookla the Doom said:

I dart in and grab Glass's cookies

I leave the sandwich as a tip

Yum. I eat the sandwich while wondering were the Sandwich is.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I snicker as I slink away with the Sandwich.

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

Just now, Vyzkel said:

I snicker as I slink away with the Sandwich.

I slip to your clearing and clear your ruins, finding a crossbow and using it to destroy your keep, taking the Sandwich and scoring some points.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Just now, SpiritOfWrath said:

I slip to your clearing and clear your ruins, finding a crossbow and using it to destroy your keep, taking the Sandwich and scoring some points.

I remain confused and decide to ignore this.

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

Just now, Through The Living Glass said:

I remain confused and decide to ignore this.

Well, since you ignored the REAL BAD GUY (the Vagabond), you essentially strand our fourth player as I coalitionize with the moles and win the game.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Just now, SpiritOfWrath said:

Well, since you ignored the REAL BAD GUY (the Vagabond), you essentially strand our fourth player as I coalitionize with the moles and win the game.

*ignores*

[Vyzkel He/Him]

2 minutes ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

I slip to your clearing and clear your ruins, finding a crossbow and using it to destroy your keep, taking the Sandwich and scoring some points.

I, knowing that this is reference, but not knowing to what, decide to fall back on old faithful…

I dramatically whip out my Vintage Uno Deck and take out an Uno Reverse Card, scoring me the Sandwich. I mischievously run away.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Vyz the Vindow Viper mischievously runs after you.

I guess he has legs now . . .