The Battle for the Sandwich

[Cookie Spren]

3 hours ago, Through The Living Glass said:

I sigh and wish you all a merry Christmas- assuming y'all're Christian.

Merry birthday to you too.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I put on my Santa hat and start walking around singing Christmas Carols.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

I sneeze once again, then vanish.

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

6 hours ago, Through The Living Glass said:

I sigh and wish you all a merry Christmas- assuming y'all're Christian.

I remind you that the start of Hanukkah is today as well.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

57 minutes ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

I remind you that the start of Hanukkah is today as well.

Exactly.

[AltonicKeys he/him]

9 hours ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

I TAKE THAT SANDWICH AND RETURN IT TO ITS RIGHTFUL OWNER, @AltonicKeys

I accept the Sandwich as a gift. Thank you!

Quite suddenly, completely out of nowhere, a car runs over me, removing certain aspects of my memory.

I look in my hands. How'd this gift get here? This is a gift? Why a Sandwich? Where's the wrapping, the decoration? To fix this, I put the Sandwich into a box, wrap it up, and put it somewhere. Where?

Once again, out of the blue, a car (same one) runs over me, restoring my previous memories but removing my new ones. hey wasnt i holding the sandwich just now

Edited December 26, 2024 by AltonicKeys

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

8 minutes ago, AltonicKeys said:

I accept the Sandwich as a gift. Thank you!

Quite suddenly, completely out of nowhere, a car runs over me, removing certain aspects of my memory.

I look in my hands. How'd this gift get here? This is a gift? Why a Sandwich? Where's the wrapping, the decoration? To fix this, I put the Sandwich into a box, wrap it up, and put it somewhere. Where?

Once again, out of the blue, a car (same one) runs over me, restoring my previous memories but removing my new ones. hey wasnt i holding the sandwich just now

I run you over with my car a third time, trying to make you remember where you put the Sandwich.

[AltonicKeys he/him]

6 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

I run you over with my car a third time, trying to make you remember where you put the Sandwich.

Nothing happens. Or rather, nothing useful. I still break 6 of my limbs, landing me in the hospital. See you in court, Glass. At least I will in 4 years when the case finally gets noticed by the local court.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

8 minutes ago, AltonicKeys said:

Nothing happens. Or rather, nothing useful. I still break 6 of my limbs, landing me in the hospital. See you in court, Glass. At least I will in 4 years when the case finally gets noticed by the local court.

I sigh and teleport to another world. But first I send you flowers and a card with a sloppily written "sorry" on it.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I open my door in my brand new Christmas clothes and see a random present in my doorstep. I open it to reveal the Sandwich inside. Looking around first, I quickly close the door and hide it away.

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

I, dressed as an elf, sneak into your house, grab the sandwich and replace it with a lump of coal, then sneak back out to my igloo in the north.

Edited December 28, 2024 by Kaladin Stormcursed
Forgot to bold

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

I hire Legolas to steal the sandwich while you're distracted and give it to me.

[𝖂𝖍𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖊]

I distract legolas with a cardboard cutout of Tauriel and steal the sandwich.

Edited December 30, 2024 by WhiteHairedDrifter

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Unfortunately for you, that cardboard cutout happens to be me, and I tell Legolas to give me the Sandwich then head home.

[𝖂𝖍𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖊]

I sic a a group of cardboard-eating kindergartners on you. After being bitten several times, you drop the sandwich and run to avoid being consumed.

#thedownsidestobeingacardboardcutout

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

My army of trained moles burrows out of the ground and steals the sandwich.

[𝖂𝖍𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖊]

17 minutes ago, NerdyAarakocra said:

My army of trained moles burrows out of the ground and steals the sandwich.

I had it for so long...

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

19 minutes ago, NerdyAarakocra said:

My army of trained moles burrows out of the ground and steals the sandwich.

My army of trained birds attacks the moles while they're vulnerable (strangely showing more interest in the fighting than the sandwich). 

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

1 minute ago, Halcyon The Only said:

My army of trained birds attacks the moles while they're vulnerable (strangely showing more interest in the fighting than the sandwich). 

My Corvid Conspiracy recruits on your clearing, then placed an unidentified Plot token on it. They are ready to defend the Plot with their lives.

YES, this IS a Root reference.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

My army of trained Miis (idk guys) attacks the birds with many tennis rackets and bowling balls, then steals the Sandwich.

[𝖂𝖍𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖊]

1 minute ago, Halcyon The Only said:

My army of trained birds attacks the moles while they're vulnerable (strangely showing more interest in the fighting than the sandwich). 

My horde of selectively bred squirrels harass the birds until they drop the sandwich to chase the squirrels. I pick up the sandwich.

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

Just now, Through The Living Glass said:

My army of trained Miis (idk guys) attacks the birds with many tennis rackets and bowling balls, then steals the Sandwich.

 

Just now, WhiteHairedDrifter said:

My horde of selectively bred squirrels harass the birds until they drop the sandwich to chase the squirrels. I pick up the sandwich.

YALL RUINED THE REFERENCE!

You cudda said theives, rats, badgers, lizards, cats, otters, etc

[𝖂𝖍𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖊]

1 minute ago, Through The Living Glass said:

My army of trained Miis (idk guys) attacks the birds with many tennis rackets and bowling balls, then steals the Sandwich.

I distract the miis with a PlayStation which they destroy in rage. I pick up the sandwich.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

6 minutes ago, WhiteHairedDrifter said:

I had it for so long...

There was one point many moons ago when I had the sandwich and everyone else thought another user(I think @Telrao but it might have been Platypus), so I had it for the better part of a week.

My army of chickens chases off the squirrels. I grab the sandwich for them as a reward.

[𝖂𝖍𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖊]

1 minute ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

 

YALL RUINED THE REFERENCE!

You cudda said theives, rats, badgers, lizards, cats, otters, etc

Idk the reference.