The Battle for the Sandwich

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11 hours ago, Vyzkel said:

I, knowing that this is reference, but not knowing to what, decide to fall back on old faithful…

I dramatically whip out my Vintage Uno Deck and take out an Uno Reverse Card, scoring me the Sandwich. I mischievously run away.

I get out my copy of Uno: house rules and use a custom wild that states that all people who's name start with V has to hand over any sandwiches to the person who plays the card (me) and do twenty five pushups before continuing. Vyz has no arms and is therefore out of luck. I victoriously walk off with the sandwich.

The Vagabond is back... albeit somewhat bruised from being tackled earlier...

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

46 minutes ago, WhiteHairedDrifter said:

I get out my copy of Uno: house rules and use a custom wild that states that all people who's name start with V has to hand over any sandwiches to the person who plays the card (me) and do twenty five pushups before continuing. Vyz has no arms and is therefore out of luck. I victoriously walk off with the sandwich.

The Vagabond is back... albeit somewhat bruised from being tackled earlier...

 

No worries, I PLAY FAVOR OF THE WABBITS!

All of your pieces are removed from the board because someone thought it was a good idea to give the Vagabond three hammers. Fool.

I take the now undefended Sandwich.

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1 hour ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

No worries, I PLAY FAVOR OF THE WABBITS!

All of your pieces are removed from the board because someone thought it was a good idea to give the Vagabond three hammers. Fool.

I take the now undefended Sandwich.

I'm having some difficulty following this post.

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

3 hours ago, WhiteHairedDrifter said:

I'm having some difficulty following this post.

In the game (root), there is a type of card called Favor cards (there are only three). It clears all enemy pieces in a specific clearing. And is too powerful, because yea.

It requires whoever plays it to have buildings in three out of four of that type of clearing

But the vagabond only has their player piece, no buildings or warriors. They craft cards with hammers, which other players have to give to them (Well, they start with one, and I think they might be able to get one, but in order to get three, they need another player to craft a card that creates a hammer, which the Vagabond can take).

Each hammer counts as a building in a separate clearing, so all a three hammer vagabond has to do is… move into the same clearing tho and play the card. Thankfully, the card is rare.

 

REMEMBER, THE BAD GUY IS NOT THE CATS NOR THE BIRDS. ITS THE VAGABOND.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I do my Telekinetic Push-ups, wondering when I lost my arms, then I ask what the heck a Vagabond is.

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

16 minutes ago, Vyzkel said:

I do my Telekinetic Push-ups, wondering when I lost my arms, then I ask what the heck a Vagabond is.

I shed light on the TRUE VILLAIN

Spoiler

 

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

On 1/5/2025 at 1:31 PM, SpiritOfWrath said:

I craft a sword, and then battle Doomslug.

1 - 3

Crap, my torch broke.

BUT I ALSO GOT THREE POINTS!

Then I use my crossbow to clear the rest of her buildings.

TWO POINTS?

21 hours ago, Through The Living Glass said:

I remain confused and decide to ignore this.

I ignore you too because cofusion

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I use my special move: BACKFLIP OF CLARITY, granting me the Sandwich and giving everyone clarity.

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

Just now, Vyzkel said:

I use my special move: BACKFLIP OF CLARITY, granting me the Sandwich and giving everyone clarity.

I wonder if that gives me a torch.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

I sneeze.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

*hands tissue*

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1 minute ago, Through The Living Glass said:

I sneeze.

I trap the sneeze in a bottle and use it to give @Vyzkel the flu and then take the sandwich while he is weak and sickly.

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

1 minute ago, WhiteHairedDrifter said:

I trap the sneeze in a bottle and use it to give @Vyzkel the flu and then take the sandwich while he is weak and sickly.

I exchange that sneeze for a card. You get... a card that crafts a hammer... interesting!

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

2 minutes ago, WhiteHairedDrifter said:

I trap the sneeze in a bottle and use it to give @Vyzkel the flu and then take the sandwich while he is weak and sickly.

. . . But I'm not sick.

It's just winter.

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2 minutes ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

I exchange that sneeze for a card. You get... a card that crafts a hammer... interesting!

I still don't get the rules of the game, man.

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

14 minutes ago, WhiteHairedDrifter said:

I still don't get the rules of the game, man.

THEN I WIIIIIIIN!

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3 minutes ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

THEN I WIIIIIIIN!

Yes, I suppose you technically win if nobody else is playing the game...

[Unintelligenius he/him]

I drop a rock on everyone's heads and walk off with the Sandwich while everyone is distracted.

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

I snipe you by punting a fennec fox with my magic boots of punting. The fox runs away with the sandwich.

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

1 minute ago, Just_a_Fan said:

I snipe you by punting a fennec fox with my magic boots of punting. The fox runs away with the sandwich.

I, with my three hammers, play favor of the foxes, with which I get the Sandwich.

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

4 minutes ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

I, with my three hammers, play favor of the foxes, with which I get the Sandwich.

I kindly punt the sandwich, then politely bludgeon you with the fox. The fox is unharmed. 

Edited January 6, 2025 by Just_a_Fan

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1 minute ago, Just_a_Fan said:

I punt the sandwich, then bludgeon you with the fox.

I catch the punted sandwich and run away.

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

I ignore you and proceed to bash @SpiritOfWrath with the fox, for stealing said fox.

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

Just now, Just_a_Fan said:

I ignore you and proceed to bash @SpiritOfWrath with the fox, for stealing said fox.

I PLAY AMBUSH, DEALING TWO POINTS OF DAMAGE IMMEDIATELY AND KICKING THE TWO OF YA

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

I lick the grass.